LavastormSW's Dreams

A place where I (Lavastorm) can make an archive of my dreams. Previous dream log

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Arranged Marriage

Dream from 5/30/19

I was made to marry this guy who I barely knew for unknown reasons and the whole thing was like bare bones/bare minimum (cost like $1000 for the whole wedding). It took place in my middle school's assembly hall and there was this weird, almost-rabbi dude mumbling something on stage while I waited to go up and meet my to-be husband, whose name I barely knew. My dress was dumb and I realized that I didn't have any makeup on and I didn't even have the chance to shower after derby practice, so my hair was all gross. I don't think I had a veil, either. 

Anyway the rabbi no one could understand finally stopped and refused to continue until everyone sang this weird song, and when that was done I finally got to go up onstage and see my groom. Who was wearing baggy jeans and a green sports jersey. I said my vows that I improvised on the spot (using a shitty microphone and addressing the audience instead of my groom), which were something along the lines of "I've always thought my future husband was one of the most attractive people in the world and his wit and intelligence mad me fall in love with him" etc etc, all of which was bullshit and I avoided using his name because I still wasn't sure about it. And he wasn't ugly, just average looking, very jock-like. He was also dumb as a box of rocks. 

Anyway, I wrapped up in about 30 seconds cause I ran out of things to say and couldn't be fucked to talk more (also I didn't promise him anything), he took the mic and did some weird karaoke song in german that was about firefighters, but he didn't pay for the song to play so there weren't any subtitles on the karaoke video so he just stood there awkwardly mumbling into the mic for like 3 minutes. And this whole time I'm like 'why the fuck am I marrying this guy' and I'm determined not to let this affect my life at all, like I'm still going to live on my own in my apartment and basically ignore that he exists. 

 Cut to the consummation, which was in a fucking swamp/jungle thing and I realize that he's never had sex before (somehow). 

Then we find an old chest with a couple treasure maps in it, and I fall down this deep hole but manage to catch myself on the sides of it and hang onto some roots until him and some other people who are up there can tie enough vines together to fish me out.

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My first nightmare in a long, long time.

Dream from 8/27/18

I was gearing up to play roller derby with my team in a strange location, not our normal bouting space, and the track looked strange. It was the usual oval, but it had two parts, like two lanes. We started the first jam and I thought I was the jammer, but I was actually the pivot, and I wasn’t wearing any safety gear except for my helmet and wrist guards. I immediately cut towards the inside of the track as the pack went, but the refs called off the jam right away because apparently that was an illegal move and you had to skate 20 feet forward before you could do that. A couple other people did some illegal things as well, so the refs had to discuss if they were going to award penalties to anyone, which they didn’t end up doing. 

At this point I left to go use the bathroom and ended up in an abandoned secret underground lair, like a laboratory thing. There were two people in there exploring around and recording stuff. One of which was a video of Lapis (from Steven Universe) learning how to use her powers and it was in this really odd orange color scheme. However, unbeknownst to the explorers, the lab was being sealed up. I think they got sealed in, but I don’t know. At some point I overheard a woman talking about killing all of the Uber and Lyft drivers so that people would have to use her ridesharing program instead. All the lights were shut off and only the emergency lights were on. Then I got a text from my friend Zan asking where I was because my team needed me, and I got back just in time to play. I actually was the jammer this time. 

After that jam, I went to help Tyrion find a job. He was looking to be an Uber driver, so we went to the Uber building and I went inside. Immediately I knew something wasn’t right. It was completely silent. No phones, no talking, no office noises. No one was around. I went upstairs to investigate and I opened up a big file cabinet to find ever office worker stuffed in there, dead. I remember thinking ‘don’t touch the bodies, don’t disturb anything,’ but I had to call the police so I grabbed one of their cellphones, an old phone with a tiny screen and actual number buttons on it (think like a nokia phone, but super thin, like a cracker) and called 911. I heard some odd recording on the other end, so I hung up and went over to a desk to use an office phone instead. I called 911 again and heard the same recording, except it wasn’t a recording, it was a person saying they were from the Uber emergency service line, since apparently Uber had their own dedicated emergency service. I told him that the whole office was killed and shoved in a file cabinet and he said something, I don’t remember what. I was distracted by the killer. 

From where I was standing, I could see out into the hallway and directly down the stairs. I heard the killer talking to herself in a sing-song voice. I told the man that the killer was here and he tried to tell me to stay put and wait for the police. I saw her run down the hallway downstairs into another room holding a weapon (a chainsaw I think) and I knew this was my chance to escape since she couldn’t see the stairs or door from where she was. I distinctly remember saying “I’m sorry, I have to go” to the man on the phone, hanging up, and bolting down the stairs and straight out the door. 

I returned to the derby bout and skated one final time, apparently not telling anybody about what just happened. I saw on the TV that the police had arrested the killer and I felt some satisfaction and relief about that since I had called it in. I also felt really shitty for abandoning my team twice throughout the match.

Ten days later, they found everyone in the Lyft building massacred and rotting, stinking up the place. They had been killed before the Uber people and no one had thought to check on them. I remembered hearing the woman say that she was gong to kill both companies and felt really guilty and dumb for not thinking to tell the police to check on the Lyft workers, or alerting the police about what she said before it happened. Also somehow I knew her name, which was Lily. 

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I’ve had “scary” dreams before, and quite often actually, but I don’t classify them as “nightmares” because I usually don’t feel fear in the dreams. To me, having a nightmare involved being afraid within the dream, and I usually don’t feel fear in dreams. this one was different, and I woke up feeling disturbed. I was afraid in the dream, specifically when i was upstairs and the killer was downstairs. I was afraid she would find me and kill me, and I was terrified as I rushed down the stairs and didn’t look back. I also felt really shitty about abandoning my derby team during the bout. 

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In Which I’m an Amnesiac Serial Killer

Dream from 6/27

I dreamed that I was this kid called jacob in a school/correctional facility and I snapped and killed a guy because he was picking on my friend. the principal pulled me away and I said i didn't remember killing him but I wanted to since I wanted to remember hearing him beg and the look on his face when he died. Then it was revealed that he was actually my third victim and the first two were stashed in evidence drawers, but one of the teachers had taken one of the bodies to use in class because I apparently, like, dissected him and chopped his limbs off. All of which I didn't remember and so was looking through the evidence drawers in fascination trying to see the bodies. 

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Convention Stress Dream

Dream from 6/9

I had a gross dream about convergence where I was in line to get into the con with my friends but they were only letting single people in so I ditched them to get into the hotel and then when I was finally on the single elevator they had I realized that I never checked into the hotel, so I got off on the third floor and went down to reception, only to remember I didn't have a room at that hotel, I was in the day's inn, so I went over there and checked in but they gave me a room with only one bed and my parents and grandparents were there as well and also were staying in the room? Along with me and three friends? so I was trying to find my confirmation email to say 'no I need a room with two beds' and then I was out in the parking lot where some people were arguing by my car and throwing stuff over it trying to hit each other (and I knew these people somehow) so I hit one cause I didn't want my car to be damaged and yelled at them a bit. also lady sif was in the hotel bathroom trying to pry a grenade from her abdomen and some other god person was like 'I'll destroy the whole world if you do that' so Sif was just like 'shit no don't do that' and stopped but she still messed the world up a little.

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Another Infinity War Prediction

Dream from 4/15

I had another infinity war dream. It was weird but my parents and us were watching Wicked in theaters and I went to pee during intermission and some Mexican dude drove into the side of my car while he was parking and I went off on him. While I was yelling somehow it got even more fucked up. Then for some reason we went to the camp quest grounds and back. I forgot to get his information so we went back, but then I was an avenger and we had to take a word path to take us off world. We had to walk up to this doorway and run up the wall and around the door to get there, then go through it. Which resulted in a lot of cool superhero landings. Lady Sif was there, as well as Thor, iron Man (who I think I was), and doctor strange. We were fighting someone but I don't remember who. And also Simmons fixed my car.

Doctor strange took one of iron man's plasma blasts, multiplied it and colored them into a portrait of himself in the "draw me like one of your french girl" poses, and then threw it at the enemy (who I assume was thanos or loki but I don't remember who).

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In Which I Predict Infinity War

Dream from 4/20

I had a dream about infinity war. The movie started with rocket, cap, widow (who was me), and starlord on an escape pod flying over what looked like the Nova core City at night. Someone pushed starlord out of the open door we were by and he fell. Rocket lived up to his name and latched onto my back, acting as a jetpack as I shot at Thanos, who was also falling and making a joke that the fall wouldn't kill him. And then Cap's body fell. Or rather, the two pieces Thanos had sliced it into, bisecting it at the waist. Then Thanos hit the ground and decided to take a nap. Flash back to the asguardian ship. Thor is there, talking to everyone but facing the window (in his chair). Camera pans out to show an empty room, with giant black dandelion seeds floating where his people used to be. Loki shows up, evil again, preaching how Thor led then to destruction and taunting him with illusions of his lost people. And then I woke up.

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In which I’m a shapeshifting clone

I had another huge saga dream last night. (2/3/18)

I don’t remember the first part very well, but I was Link from Breath of the Wild and I was with two friends in a big forest. I had suffered trauma and the only way to rid myself of it was to kill myself in this boiling lake and come back as a clone, so that’s what I did. There was one part of the lake that was super boiling and there were people around it basking in the warm water, and no one stopped me as I headed down towards the drain/heating element and died/came back. I also made thirty copies of myself (ten tall, ten medium, and ten short) for people to buy since I was really popular, and they all sold right away.  But it didn’t fix the issue, or rather it did but it created a new issue. The clone me knew I was a clone and was really quiet and despondent about it.

Then a cross between Hella from Thor 3 and my Homestuck Troll OC Medina showed up in a black outfit with green accents (very similar to Hella’s outfit) and started being a bitch. No one really liked her, but she wasn’t exactly the villain.

I think at this point one of my clones drew a symbol in the ground or a piece of copper and died. It was at this point that the dream pulled back to reveal that I was watching this with Zan and Meghan from the couch in my living room and I asked Zan why that symbol was important (since I didn’t remember) and he told me that it was the dude from before. I delved back into the dream and the clone had summoned a big purple and black monster similar to Pedri from Ava’s Demon. Hella started fighting it and it was taunting me that I couldn’t do anything (for some reason I was Junkrat at this point) or hit him with anything. So I recalled all of my clones and everyone I knew. It took a few minutes, but then there was this flood of people crashing through the forest towards him. He said I couldn’t hit him with anything, so I hit him with *everyone.*

The parade thing then travelled through Kitchen Window, where there were a bunch of people selling stuff at counters in front of glass cases with kitchen gear in them since this was now like a big celebration? Cecil Baldwin was there selling WTNV stuff, and next to him was a chick selling nerdy astronomy shirts. This had gone on for long enough and I wanted the right person to stop it (I was my shapeshifting OC Syzygy now) so I fought back through the tide of people to get to him and give him the sesame seeds so he could make the announcement that it was ending. Strangely enough, I hadn’t seen any of my clones. Also, they can shapeshift.

So it ends, and I think Pedri is killed. I have no idea where Hella is, but I know that most of my clones are dead and I found out that when I sent the recall signal out (by pressing a bunch of buttons on a tree) a couple of their owners tazed them so they couldn’t leave. I thanked Cecil and started organizing the cleanup and made sure everyone had all of their stuff before leaving.

Then the dream/movie changed and I was Yugi and still depressed about being a clone, but Joey and Tristan (who was black) and the girl whose name I don’t remember and I were in the Egyptian desert near a town that was sunk into this GIANT hole in the ground and we had to figure out our lineage or something in a big stone building. Kaiba was there too being a twat like he usually is. And there was a half pipe and Tristan was doing some sick moves on it.

[lavasdreams]

In which I hallucinated.

Morning of 2/1/18. not a dream, but still including it here.

I can totally see why people believe in ghosts. I saw one this morning.

Well, not really. It was a hallucination. I've had them before, and it's a normal thing to experience, even if your brain is totally healthy (about 1 in 20 people not under the influence of drugs, disorders, etc get them).

I was lying in bed, facing my door, and my 6:30 alarm suddenly went off. My eyes flew open, and I saw a woman in a purple tshirt and blue jeans with short brown wavy hair reaching out to touch my face. She pulled back and did a little one-two hop away, startled and giggling, obviously not expecting me to wake up. As my eyes tried to focus on her, she disappeared.

Super weird. Then I went back to sleep for ten more minutes.

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Radiation Poisoning

Dream from 2/1/18

I had a dream last night where I was exposed to radiation in Russia and was sent to a hospital the looked like an old people home. I was nervous because I had been with a group of people, but I couldn't find them, and didn't remember who they were. I saw a group hanging out on the hospital floor as the nurse and I walked past, but they said they didn't recognize me. I was alone and concerned for myself and the people I was with. 

Then the nurse took me outside to get something from her car and I had to walk down this almost vertical set of stairs that were actually just long rectangular buckets filled with rocks sticking out from holes in the rock face. It was treacherous and I opted to just jump to the ground when I was about halfway down. I mentioned it to her but she didn't respond. We got in her car and she was going to drop me off at the hospital again before going to park, but drove right past the door I could go in and around the side (which was closer to my room). Once we were there she realized there wasn't a door I could go in and so we just parked by my car, which was parked in because it was right next to a retaining wall and there were spaces in front for people to park directly in front of it for some dumb reason. Also there was a little roof thing with some vending machines under it.

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In which I run away from my responsibilities.

Dream from 1/15/18

I had a stress dream about school where I was in some entry level medical class and there was a 5,000 word paper due at the end of the semester that he hadn't mentioned AT ALL by the professor (it was only in the syllabus) and it was 40% of my grade. It was two days over due when I checked.

So instead I ran through the plains of Africa at night with two friends and a kid to get away from the meteor shower that was killing all the dinosaurs. It was super beautiful and cinematic because the sun was just setting as we were nearing the treeline, and we broke through just as the last rays faded and the sky turned black and filled with stars. It was gorgeous.

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In which I am a secret rebel against Nazis.

Dream from 1/27/18

I was at Camp Quest, except it was bigger than reality. There was a whole huge complex with big cabins and showers, a whole area with a bunch of outdoor saunas, a small convenience store, and a field with a pond in it in addition to the lake. I was a counselor, as always, and we had 20-30 kids grouped around the small pond ready to do an arts and crafts activity. Not 100% sure what it was, but it involved hair dye (not for dying the kid's hair). Terra was there, and the purple spot on her chest was fading, so I decided to redye it darker. She was fussy, but I got enought dye on there and then went to go wash it off. The showers in the cabins I looked at were gross and covered in bugs, so I passed, until I got to my grandma's cabin right near the sauna area. It had a whole huge bathroom with glass doors between the shower bit and a small internal sauna, so I took a shower and washed off Terra. Then I went outside and found the kids had moved to the outdoor sauna area and I stuck my face in one of the wooden tubs, but it was cold and I remarked that to the one kid in there. He didn't seem to care. I jumped into another one that was hot and joined a couple more girls. At one point I realized that I had forgotten about Terra and she was probably still wet, so I went back to find her. She was dry and all good.

At some point the kids left and I realized that the camp was actually a secret resistance against the Nazis. We had lost two people, so we were down to six, and shortly thereafter we lost Gil (from Ava's Demon) and another person, so we only had four people left. The rest of the world was apparently cool with Nazis, who were based in Russia and had a million soldiers, and we were on this mountain overlooking a city in I want to say France? Maybe it was like France + USA. It was realy bright and had lots of that old brick architecture going on. Kind of like Britain, I think.

Anyway, the Nazis found us and sent a strike team at night, so three of us suited up in these big mech-like suits of armor to fend them off. They had these huge light cannon things and we knew we were toast, until Zarya (from Overwatch) arrived and bubbled all of us to save us. She redirected the cannon blasts into the city, hoping that this might convince some people that the Nazis were evil, if they were bombing on of their allied cities, and she single-handedly destroyed like five huge cannons and a dozen guys, all in her base outfit from Overwatch (thus very little armor). I kind of love her.

Our base in the mountain had four levels, a basement, and an exit to the mountain, and we saw a huge mass of people streaming towards us. We got in the elevator and went to the second floor to investigate, and it turned out some middle eastern guy realized Nazis were bad and wanted to join us. We punched the people trying to stop him and get in the elevator to get us while he fought through their ranks, and eventually got into the elevator. He let us know that there was a big celebration about to happen in the city for Hitler, and that the Isralis would be there. For some reason, this was a big deal.

I was, apparently, still relatively new to the group and wasn't as highly trained as my partner, whose name I unfortunately don't know, but she was badass. She kind of reminded me of Jess from Fortnite, combined with that ninja chick whose name I don't know from the same game. We infiltrated the city and drove around, trying to find the Kaiser (not sure if this is the correct term but it's what we were calling him) and eventually found the palace thing where all of the important diplomats were arriving. I accidentally cut off the Israli diplomat's car (which was one of those cool old open cars, like this, except it was tan: https://tinyurl.com/y9obd6pv) and she was annoyed at me, so I let her pass. Jess (I'm just going to call her Jess even thought I didn't know her name in the dream) and I were climbing a staircase because we had located Hitler in the parade and needed to get up high to fly over and get closer. We were separated, and I had to descend some stairs to run away from these guys who were approaching. They spotted me, and one recognized me and called me by my name. He remarked that someone should fix these staircases (the bars holding up the railing in the middle kept coming off, and I said I'd just support it myself. I stepped under the railing and activated my camoflage, which was like a thing that made people look away from you and ignore you, but it didn't work on people who knew you. The guy commended me for being willing to do such a thing and they moved on.

Meanwhile, Jess was being a total badass. She climbed to the top of the tower and leaped off, gliding over to a building that Hitler's car was just passing by. She used a trick to stay afloat, pressing 'A' (the jump button) to give herself a bit of a boost every couple seconds. Once on the roof, she dove straight down into Hitler's car, snapping the rod (there was a rod that was being celebrated for some reason, probably because I saw a clip of the Simpson's episode where that happened yesterday) and slitting his throat. She left his wife and son, who were walking beside the car, alive for some reason, and peaced the fuck out of there.

Then my dad walked into the room and I replayed her awesome bit for him, so apparently it was a video game?

Then it got really weird and turned into a burping competition between actual candies to be placed first in a competition and my awesome one didn't count cause it was before the time started.

[lavasdreams]

A prank door

Dream from 11/3

When I was falling asleep, I had one of those bullshit short dreams that jerks you awake right after you fall asleep. I remember not expecting a step, so I put out my left foot to catch myself, and my foot jerked in real life. I have a broken fibula in that foot, so it hurt like a motherfucker. Fuck you, brain making me do that shit. 

Anyway, the only thing I remember from my actual dream is that I designed a prank door that looked like a normal door, but when you opened it it was like two feet shorter and a foot more narrow so you’d walk through and hit your head and possibly shoulders on it. I got my IRL friend Zan with it (he’s over 6′).

Also I think I was at school? I have a vague memory of freaking out over an assignment that was due.

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In which there was a thrift shop

Dream from 10/28/17

It was a thrift shop, right next to the Kowalski's where Walgreens used to be. It had two guitars and a bunch of yarn, amongst other things. Everyone loved the thrift shop, but it was built upon a gravesite. Except it wasn't. Someone dug up the plans and realized that it was built atop a small hole with a small house in it, two stories but only one room, and tiny, and suddenly there was a cry for the house to be excavated and turned into an attraction. I think the house was haunted or evil in some way, furious at being buried for so long. Five or six people volunteered to start digging in the middle of the shop, myself included, and a contract was drawn up where we would work hourly until we hit $100,000/day, to be paid by the store owner, which worked out to be five hours. Everything was going great for two months, we had been digging and had a hole about 3ft wide and 3-4 ft deep, but then we hit harder stone. Work slowed, and we were only working 4 hours a day. One day the owner approached us and said he couldn't afford it any more, implying that he had been dipping into his savings to pay for it but he couldn't keep doing that. He nonverbally implied that he wanted us to volunteer to work for free, but we refused. I looked around the shop and noticed it was emptier. The guitars were gone, one of which I had been playing on and was fond of, and much of the yarn was used in projects the workers had worked on. I talked to the guy and he found an older, out of tune guitar that I started playing on again.

Then there was a class in the thrift shop, a bunch of people taking a test. I hadn't gone to a single lecture, but I had to take the test, and five or so of us came up with a plan. We'd all turn in the test with a note on it, I don't remember what it said, but the first person to be graded would get full marks if we all followed through with it. I wrote a longer note talking about what was happening in class before I was about to turn it in, but a couple people from out group turned it in first. The teacher saw me writing and asked what I was doing, then walked away. But she had left the answer booklet on my desk and didn't realize it. I started filling in the correct answers. It was a history test on six or seven different time periods and there was a huge list of terms that we had to pick from and fill in the blanks. Some of the periods were the american internet age, the amazons, and the iron age, which I think was actually the industrial age. I decided to break the agreement with my group and actually try to do the test, starting with copying down some answers from the answer key, but also getting some wrong so as not to be suspicious.

Then there was a party where some of my friends were performing in the second floor of a house on the beach. We looked out the window and saw another house party, a Victorian house on the beach right next to the water, where a white truck drove up a ramp and through the second floor. I tried to pay attention to my friend's song, but I wanted to watch what would happen in the other house. A red sedan drove out the front door on the first floor, followed by a red drag racer. The white truck never came out, but we knew it had driven through a hole in the second floor in the back of the house and down the first floor. We decided to go over there and make sure everyone was okay and when we got over there, the bottom floor was the thrift store, and it was completely empty. It looked a bit messy, but not trashed like you would expect from three cars driving through it and a bunch of college kids throwing a kegger. Colors: tan store, colorful yarn, brown guitar, yellow tiny house with ominous reddish lighting, black water, black sky, red and white cars

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Not my dream

My friend Zan’s dream from 10/12/17, copypastad from his messages

Had the weirdest dream where people were deperetly trying to get me to not plant the science tree, which was a tree that did science and brought dinosaurs back to life, I was on the run from the government because I was threatening the human race with the return of the dinosaurs and the science trees, I managed to plant 2 science trees

And the trees grow instantly and grow with a built in table with a bunch of beakers and shit you would see In a lab on them

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In which I’m Lucifer

10/12/17

I had a dream that I was Lucifer and Amenodiel got his wings back because he gave wings to Pharah, but his were white, and then we were filling around above people looking for the entrance to Samheil, which was like a Norse plane, because we needed to get Pharah there for some reason. I talked to a dude and he told me that he saw something like that so we followed the river he told us to and we found the dwelling of a fairy and her evil sister so I talked to the evil fairy and she told us where to go.

Colors: black fairy hut, blue river, green grass, blue sky, white clouds

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In which I almost died

10/8/17

In my dream I was with jessy, rachel, and a dream friend and we were exploring this really marshy abandoned area. We each had like a little raft of wood that we found, but weren't on them. I got separated from the group because I followed a little yellow duckling back to its nest with a bunch of other ducklings, But there was briar mud right there, and I got stuck in it. Briar mud is like the mud equivalent of quicksand: it sucks you in and you can't get out. I was up to my neck in it, but I didn't panic and slowly worked one of my arms out and grabbed a tree root that was in front of me. I used it and another farther back to slowly pull myself out while reflecting that if they weren't there or if they weren't solid, I would have died. I made my way back to my friend in the marshy river and we walked by an abandoned town, which we didn't explore cause we were all really tired. I didn't tell them about my brush with death. We made our way back through Target and stopped for snacks before heading back to the car.

Colors: Green leaves, murky brown water, grey briar mud, brown wood, red target

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In which we ran from a peaceful bear

10/14/17

I had a dream where Rachel and I were trying to get away from a not very aggressive grizzly bear. We were in a field by a forest in a national park and so I curled up and started crawling away while Rachel distracted it, but it didn’t seem that aggressive. We both managed to run into this building that was like a maze, it was like a house that hadn’t got the drywall put up yet. Small slits to go through the walls and then bigger hallways. We squeezed through the slits while the bear went around, but managed to catch up to us, still just kind of moseying around, not acting aggressive, but we were still scared and running. It was like an informational center in national parks with display cases and glass doors and whatnot. We ran out the front door, planning on locking ourselves into the toilets or our cars to escape it, but there was a ranger right there so we ran up to her. She pulled out her bear spray and sprayed not only the bear, but herself, and the bear ran away. The spray didn’t seem to affect her. 

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Colors: green leaves, green grass, brown bear, white/tan building, light brown ranger uniform, red car