dreamstruck

stasia ‘02 usa she/they @stasisarts

[hotvampireadjacent]

[anglaised]

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

[saltedume]

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[innerchildabortionclinic]

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

[circusheart]

No death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?

[i-am-the-oyster]

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[garden-granny]

some of y’all never close your eyes in the sun and allow it to envelop you in feelings of peace and contentment and it shows

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[souvenirglace]

facebook

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[anotherworld97]

[lizzibennet]

opens news article. closes three pop up ads. backs out of the survey page i was redirected to. closes a pop up video ad. rejects cookies to make the cookie window go away. dismisses the requests to receive notifications from the website and the offers to sign up for it. dodges ninja lasers and poisonous arrow traps. body of the page is finally visible. i have reached my monthly limit and can’t read the article

[yellbug]

don't tuck her in it'll make her act resentful

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion