Laws for Humanity

Lawblr. Expect stress and coffee stains. Baby lawyer just trying to make it in the world. Charlie Skinner is my inspiration.

[sayuupi]

Sketching some bears from the bear cam! 🐻🐟

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[lobstabear]

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

[liberalsarecool]

Cosign.

[rosieandthemoon]

[whaile]

late summer / early fall thoughts

[jurassicparkfilms]

Mr Hammond, after careful consideration, I have decided not to endorse your park.

[unadulteratedhideouttrash]

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh hello you’ve returned to us

[hellenhighwater]

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

[12b6]

judge: counsel

me: yes

judge: what did we say about singing in the courtroom

me: dont do it

judge: right

me: but your honor

judge: no

me: if you SUBPOENA COLADA

[badmadwolf]

Me: AND YOU’VE BEEN CAUGHT AND ARRAIGNED

Judge: I’m holding you in contempt of court

[elumish]

I honestly think Gen-Z and younger simply does not understand how recent widespread smartphone adoption is.

I am not that old, and I didn't have a smartphone until probably late high school. For most of my life, many if not most people were not walking around with a magic internet machine in their pocket that they pulled out and used constantly for everything.

[sandumilfshous]

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

you're not making enough of stone fruit season. that's another thing you're fucking up. a few dozen stone fruit seasons you get your whole life. you need to take a hard look at your peach and mango consumption.

[biglawbear]

Making yourself indispensable at work, pros: job security, promotion potential and better pay, feeling of accomplishment

Cons: I'm so tired and getting burnt out and I just wanted to take one day off but then a briefing was scheduled and I'm too important not to go

[mariacallous]

[khanuckle-deactivated20250628]

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[gloriousclio]

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.