lawyer to be

Pursuing an LLB Hons. in Malaysia~

[sevarate]

[mcdonalds-free-wifi]

me in the nursing home on my 2 hours of awake time

[maykitz]

Do people really think it's okay to masturbate in a house or apartment, especially if they don't own it? Like, someone else might live there some day. That's so gross.

common misconception but its actually really good for the house. it basically functions like the opposite of a murder; being cummed in increases property value

[aireina]

would you prefer to learn French or Italian before you die?

the threatening aura of this message reads like it was sent by the duolingo owl

[possuman-deactivated20180713]

why do 90% of all medicines sound like cool wizard names

[possuman-deactivated20180713]

it is i, Zyrtec the allmighty,

[possuman-deactivated20180713]

you are no match for Xanax the Wise

[sasstricbypass]

viagra 

[afloweroutofstone]

[andrewsadrian-deactivated201403]

i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t sotp laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”

[lenialenient]

[ephemeraldesiderata]

WOW THIS ONE IS TOO CLOSE

[celinedijonmustard-deactivated2]

me: i want to have sex 

someone: just go out and have a one night stand with someone it’s not that hard 

me and my emotional monogamy craving ass:

[cavallifurs]

[iamtheoneking]

[damn-that-smile]

me

[kanayoshiko]

no

[belalegoshi]

[lawyer2bee]

UITM Dengkil, this is where I’ll be coming back to in the next semester :’)

As one senior had quote

“Semester 1 you have to work hard, Semester 2, you have to work harder”

[cornycornfriendo-blog]

Hi, if you are a teen or an adult who watches/uses things that were “made for kids” or where kids were the target market,

(ex: Disney movies, stuffed animals, Steven Universe)

Please like or reblog this, I’m trying to prove a point.

[limondoritos-deactivated2021030]

i’m 18 i can go to strip clubs and buy cigarettes and buy m rated games without my mom hell yeah

[raff-the-sweetling-blog]

You used to go to strip clubs with your mom?

[limondoritos-deactivated2021030]

yea

[90sjamz]

This gave me high expectations on what my cardboard box house would look like inside. I guess I needed a bigger imagination then.

[cardinalisinfernum-deactivated2]

me getting some Irish dick: oh please don’t stop

him: aye ya loike that do ya? Wud ya loike if ah went harder? Wud ya loike that ya little sloot?

me: uh…. y…yeah….

him: whut was that?

me: uh… aye….

him:

[ethniccrying]

I actually want to kill myself

[notspecialjustcrazy]

[ruinedchildhood]

theycallmethemoose:

fuckyeahprettybooks:

I am sorry for the non-book related post but its been 10 minutes and I am still laughing.

This is what Bella’s reaction should have been.