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[laylaphobic]

Hi tuser laylaphobic it's layla

aaaaaaaa aaaaaa im so scared help

[batshit-auspol]

Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory

[foreveryoung910]

[sasukefortnite]

[crazy-brazilian]

[andhjsndns-deactivated20201127]

[funnytwittertweets]

[canolacrush]

…I have no words.

[canolacrush]

What in God’s Green Hell is happening

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

normal german conversations

[laylaphobic]

the whiplash from being referred to as laylaphobic... yes my full name Layla Phobic. anyway blocking sorry alissa

[hockeydiva]

Hello???

[hockeydiva]

the worms. closet heterosexuals.

[breadstyx]

Kettle that boils your water by lowering the pressure inside instead of increasing the temperature so you still get room temperature water once you pour it out.

[wheatlev]

can you not post this

[kkujo]

popular girls who bullied you for being gay putting she/they in their instagram bio

[killtheteendream]

[butternaan]

her reason was "theyll hide you from their family" which is pretty funny cuz i would also hide the fact that im dating a white person

[terafitoor]

(ID: A cropped tiktok showing the head of a white girl looking away, with a caption reading, “Reasons why I’ll never date a South Asian again.” /end ID)

[loveletterworm]

perplexed by this post because the heritage-post blog here is not the heritageposts (plural, without a hyphen) blog people would assume it is, and the date it’s giving is incorrect, but the date it gives isn’t wrong enough to be funny and also this post wouldn’t be especially odd for the normal heritageposts to reblog because it is quite old anyways. so i am not completely sure what was being gone for here. Anyway this is probably why tumblr should have more obvious built in timestamps because now a bunch of people think the spiders georg post was made like half a month before it actually was

[loveletterworm]

this heritage-post blog is quite baffling because it does reblog old posts but i guess the “joke” is it just. doesn’t care what date they were made and makes one up on it’s own, because it reblogs multiple posts where the original post is deleted (thus the date of origin is lost) and gives a specific date on those, and when it does reblog posts where the op is intact it gets the date wrong by up to 3 years

there is literally not a single correct date on their blog it’s always off by at least a couple months

but like the posts it reblogs are like still pretty old in the first place so there’s not really any joke to giving them a slightly wrong date of origin. they’re just kind of doing this. bizarre

[loveletterworm]

they identify a post from THIS YEAR as being from 2018 

but again like  not a wrong enough date to be funny?? not a day that would have any real significance to the post (the ban the post is about went into question on december 17th, not the 28th) they just kind of went “Ok now i’ve decided this post from april is actually from like 3 years ago. Laugh(?)” Is their goal laughter? Try as i might i cannot discern what the joke is

[c0rpseductor]

im so glad somebody noticed this blog because i got this bizarre DM from them like months ago and couldnt for the life of me figure it out

[loveletterworm]

What

[artemisiasea]

[madeofwhitebone]

[noodlegirl-googlyeyes]

[eelizabit]

LMAO