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[jasvvy]

we stan a legend. 

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

I don’t even play this game or know who she is, but this is such peak cat energy I have to reblog it.

[egberts]

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

[zireaells]

#no block button we lose like men

[nerdgasrnz]

#dodge or die #there is no block

[hobgoblinhero]

what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You hit them harder and faster than they hit you and That Is How You Play Video Game

[shockingsuper]

You cant take damage if the enemy is dead

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Don’t talk to me about buffing or debuffing stats either. The only stat that matters is the enemy’s HP, and I am going to debuff it all the way to zero.

[pissvortex]

why the fuck does texas roadhouse encourage its customers to throw peanut shells on the floor. absolutely hellish restaurant

[pissvortex]

yeah awesome dude this really gives your eating establishment a good old boys country atmosphere. just serve me slop through a trough while you’re at it. fuck you

[pissvortex]

these are the employee shirts. everything about this place is maddening

[biteythevillain]

hey so my baby sister works there. have u seen them do the square dancing thing yet? when they play black betty everyone has to come out and start dancing. 

[pissvortex]

They do what

[lankybrunettepartdeux]

THE MOST PURE!!!

[wizardnuke]

[shinekudasaine]

[boromirs]

[10knotes]

My favorite scene

[lesbiskammerat]

i feel like it must be the height of luxury and decadence to be a kid sitting in one of those little trailers attached to your parent’s bike, being driven around like some kind of pompous miniature capitalist, relaxing with perhaps a small snack while your personal chauffeur takes you wherever you wish

[lesbiskammerat]

[onlytwitterpics]

[afunhousemirror-deactivated2020]

Me

[wunderbrot]

stolen from r/beekeeping

[poqari]

There is something about sunlight that makes life seem just a little less horrible

[whatthebec]

it’s the vitamin d bitch

[thekwikemart]

[promotional-kitten-baskets]

My desired aesthetic

[saiasus]

Heathers (1988)

[browsedankmemes]

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

Me, a clueless cowboy:

Yeehuh?

[visionsandvistas]

Streets of Positano

[stimman4000]

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[milqi]

This is very satisfying.

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Hagrid: [to Harry, Ron, & Hermione] Do yeh hones'ly think yeh can trick me into tellin’ yeh somethin’ again, jus’ because yeh’ve successfully done it numerous times before?