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Last Updated: 03/30/24
The Bright Sessions

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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The Bowery Presents
todays bird
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Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
NASA

shark vs the universe

izzy's playlists!
Color Me Curious
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Monterey Bay Aquarium

PR's Tumblrdome

bliss lane

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Masterlist
Last Updated: 03/30/24
The TNMN fandom letting the Scarlet Milkman into the building because they're simps, knowing full well he's a doppelganger:
part 2 for milkmannn plz🥺
Hmm🤔
Should I? Cause if I did make a part 2, it'll be smut lol I don't know how else to progress the story logically or rationally. And also, I haven't wrote smut before so it might come off as weird and poorly written, but there's a first in everything I guess and a learning experience :D
Part 2?
Yeah! Milk the milkman!
On second thought...
That's Not My Milkman
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Warning: slight gore but not that detailed, doppleganger Francis
Gender neutral reader
(NOT MY ART, I FORGOT WHOS TIKTOK THIS IS FROM BUT CREDITS TO YOU!)
"So... Is everything in check?"
A tired voice mumbled out as your eyes trailed up from the ID and entry request in your hands to the source of the sound. Tired hazel eyes stared back at you as Francis rubbed the back of his neck.
You felt bad, here you were double and triple-checking everything while the exhausted and probably underpaid milkman was there standing and waiting to be let in. But it's for everyone's safety so don't feel too bad. You gave a small smile as you handed back his paperworks. Everything seems to check out and you were going to let him in but... what's that on his uniform sleeve?
It looks like I have a type
They are so fine with them flowing curly locks😜
Recently watched TBOSAS and OHMYGOSH TREECH 😭♥️‼️
Screaming and crying because Treech content is SCARCE rn
Heartthrob to Heartbreaker
Hobie Brown x Civilian!F!Reader
Tags: Fluff, slight angst, established relationship, hidden identity, slight stalking, pinning to bed, neck kisses
Summary: Hobie and you have been dating for 10 months but you haven’t met his second identity, and so when he begins to follow you around, and gift you flowers as Spider-Punk, you can’t help but be creeped out. At one point he gets a bit too close, forgetting that, to you, he was a stranger, causing you to panic when a media article paints you two as a couple… you worry what Hobie thinks
A/n: Inspired this work by @tenaciousduckpoetry. Specifically her idea of:
“Flirtatious! Hobie who shamelessly flirts with you as Spider-Punk to the point where news articles are written about spider-punks mystery s/o”.
Enjoy meine Lieben!
You and Hobie had been dating for roughly 10 months, although he didn’t like labels he found his ways of making it clear that he still saw you as his girlfriend, and loved being your boyfriend. You’d spend most nights at his place, cuddled up in his arms while watching a movie, or lying on his lap reading a book while he played his guitar.
You loved spending all the time you could with your boyfriend, preferring to be in his home over anywhere else. Especially since recently you’ve been catching the attention of your city’s spider-punk. He’d often ‘bump into you’ during his missions, accidentally pay for your daily coffee before you even get to the cafe, you’d even catch him watching you through your windows when you were at work.
wait but imagine hobie literally falling in love with you the first time he sees you at hq. margo (spiderbyte) would be giving you a tour and he would be walking down the hallway with pav and he sees you and he’s all like 😍😦😦😦😍 and pav is looking at him like “ uh…. you ok ?”
pav’s asking hobie something about love, something clearly important to him, rambling about how he thinks him and gayatri may potentially be soulmates, frantically interrogating him on his own thoughts on such a thing. he’s trying to produce some response that neither denies nor accepts such a possibility, open-ended, a reply that will only raise further questions, further debates. he’s just about to speak, beginning his long-winded answer, (if it is an answer at all), but then he sees her.
she’s a new recruit, trailing in margo’s wake. she’s carrying… poetry, he realises, and some sugared sweet in her spare hand, nodding along to her induction. and he can barely explain it, the immediate feeling, the fact that he feels tethered to her, instantly, drawn in by her obviously gentle nature. she’s a dream, a fantasy, exuding pure compassion, a stand-out amongst the other spiders. he adores it, adores her, as soon as his gaze connects with her own, infatuated without even as much as a greeting. pav’s frowning at him, puzzled, and he can feel it, but he can’t recall the words that he only seconds ago had so thoroughly planned; not when she’s politely smiling his way, that dead weight in his chest alleviated at the mere sight of it, something in him weakening, newly exposed.
‘hobie—’
regretfully, slowly, he tears his eyes away from the newcomer, if only to prove his interest in the conversation, how he was simply distracted, struck by desire.
‘hobie, are you alright?’
‘i’m…’ he’s grinning softly, vague, possessed — he realises he has his answer, one that might convince pav that he’s feeling somewhat ill, one that could just counter all that he has said before. ‘yeah. yeah — i’m just fine mate.’
Can you do like Hobie smut, your writing is GOOD.
Let it be a jealousy kinda thing I haven't seen much of Hobie being jealous
‘I’ll Show You Jealous’
Hobie Brown aka Spider-Punk x female spider-woman reader. (he calls her ‘webs’)
Trope; best friends to lovers
Warnings; 18+ Smut! NSFW. Jealous sex, it starts quite rough then ends soft. Hobie being Hobie- but jealous ;) slight fingering.. mostly smut y’all .
Summary: Being best friends shouldn’t have any feelings in between right? Especially jealousy when Hobie thinks your hanging around too close to a certain Spider-Man? What does it take for him to come to terms on how he ‘really’ feels?
Authors note; My favorite anon!! I’m sorry it took me a few days to get this out, but I’m glad to say it’s all yours now! I hope you like it, I’ve never written for Hobie before!! Enjoy love!!🫶🏼🌻
Parallels
hobie brown x gn! reader
um hobie definitely would love for his s/o to paint his nails. like I don’t think he would go out of his way to beg for you to do so, but if you offered he would def be like “sure, don’t see why not.” even let’s you pick out wtv color you want, like it doesn’t have to be black, it could be a cutesy yellow or blue (I feel like he’s secure within himself enough to not be one of those men that would fuss about it yk?? like he’s in touch with his feminine and honestly couldn’t give a shit what smb else would have to say abt it).
like let’s say you just got some new polish from the beauty supply store, a cute vibrant blue and a mute sage greenish, and ever since you purchased them you’d been thinking about painting hobie’s nails. you’d come up with this whole plan about how to ask, and even thought about begging a bit if he refused, maybe a cute little pout to guilt him into it, but to your surprise he didn’t even put up a fight ??? just told you to get out whatever color you wanted and start painting.
“hobieeeeee!” you drawled on, crawling on the  mattress below you, wiggling your hips once you reached hobie’s lap. peaking out from behind his phone, he raised an eyebrow in curiosity, allowing you to take his fingers and pry them from his device.
“yeah? wha’ you what?” he quirked his head to the side, eyes trailing the slight lift of your shirt, revealing the dangling belly piercing he gave you about 3 weeks ago.
“I was wonderinggg if you would let me..” you inched closer to his face, pouting your bottom lip.
“get on wit’ it love, don’t got all day.” hobie watched as you inspected his cuticles, growing impatient at your stalling (and partially because he wanted a kiss, but you were too busy ogling at his fingertips to notice).
“can I please paint your nails?” you asked, playfully batting your eyelashes.
“eh? that’s all you wanted?” hobie rolled his eyes, shifting his hips to scooch you closer to his abdomen, “wha’ color are you thinkin’?”
“wait really? all I had to do was ask..?”
“yeah? I don’t care bout none of that stuff, long as you like the color.” he trailed circles on your palm, gaze lingering at your glossy lips, licking his own at the sight.
you squealed in delight, intertwining your fingers with his own, “so I was thinking this cute navy blue I got! I don’t think sage would suit you as well, but I kind of want to match too because that would be so cute!!” you droned, listing out the possibilities.
“mhm.” hobie hummed.
“but maybe…because I have this dark red in my nail cabinet that I think would look good! just screams you.” you continued.
“mhm.” hobie tightened his grip on your hips.
“bee? you listening?” you leaned your head to the side, blinking at his gleaming gaze.
“yeah yeah, jus’ come gimme a kiss.” he mumbled, pinching your chin, dragging your face closer to his.
“did you hear anything I said?”
“yes babe, now please, ‘m dying here.”
Easy Escape
Inspired by a TikTok sound that I forgot😭 You're the mentioned Black Cat anomaly lol
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Miguel covered his eyes with a hand as he sighed in frustration, shaking his head. One glance at him and you'll know it won't take long before he starts to go on a rampage. Meanwhile, Hobie was sitting on a chair on the other side of his desk, arms crossed as he had a perplexed look on his face. Rewinding his encounter with you in his mind.
“So...”
Drinks and Kisses
Hobie Brown x Reader
There will be a continuation, I'll post it when I'm done writing, might make it a series or just a very long one-shot lol
••●••
“Come on, man. We promise you'll enjoy yourself!”
His mates tried to convince him, much to his amusement. A chuckle erupted from his lips as he cleaned his electric guitar, not sparing them a glance.
“Piss off.”
↳˗ˏˋtime skipˊˎ˗ ↴
Bodies pressed and grind against each other while you made your way toward the mini bar across the room. The loud music blaring and almost bursting your eardrums, flashing lights making you slightly dizzy. The smell of sweat and alcohol mixed in the air as you squeezed through the packed dance floor.
Late Night Visit
Hobie Brown x Reader
Kinda sucks and not proofread lol, inspired by the song above
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“I miss you.”
“...Hobie?”