never not bored

24 / sir or sir madam works / truly don't like humans / probably gaming / climate change is happening and we need to do all we can to help stop it 🙃

[rainbowwithoutcolor-deactivated]

[obiwan]

#Your Friendly Neighbourhood Therapist

[bulbagarden]

Pokémon GO service to be suspended in Russia and Belarus; Niantic removes their games from local app stores in response to Russian invasion of Ukraine

http://dlvr.it/SLV0wq

[tamamita]

This is something else

[yellovv]

this is going to hurt the Russian government how?

[tamamita]

Putin and his oligarchs now that they can't catch shinies anymore

[betchi]

a really little animated black cat with giant eyes and no other discernible features

[betchi]

do you get it or do you not know anything

[betchi]

more examples that people keep getting upset with me for not adding

[rainbow-lizzard]

[alwaysscreechingbasement]

Honest board game titles

[angeltiddies]

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

[invaderxan]

academic conferences

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Work meetings

[greenekatgrey]

Interviews

[ampervadasz]

[memeuplift]

[wwomenn]

If you’re lost you can look and you will find me… time after time

(Dani & Jamie)

[anxietyproblem]

[soul-hammered]

[xldkx]

from the original threat where vice cribbed this “idea” to write this article.

1) https://twitter.com/kari_paul/status/1488982369302425603

2) https://twitter.com/Xanitross/status/1489231833204244483

(image caption  - “could you please say ‘ thank you for keeping me employed”?? To the ring camera please and thank you)

3) https://twitter.com/atomly/status/1489355005060476931

i want this on a t shirt

people love capitalism because it lets them feel like little feudal lords. it’s exactly why the brunch crowd all lost their shit when they couldn’t go torment restaurant employees who were making $3 an hour.

[bakapandy]

Nap

[mcufam]

IRON MAN (2008) — dir. Jon Favreau

[babyanimalgifs]

Doggie wins 

(via)

[magicath-420]

What does the dog think the stakes of this game are

[brawltogethernow]

#playing find the lady for custody of your children #being a real fuckin elf there bro (whetstonefires)

[funnytwittertweets]

[zinjanthropusboisei]

These pictures are killing me

[bunjywunjy]

I AM AN elephant AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE

DIGGY DIGGY HOLE

DIGGY DIGGY HOLE

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

i was on ballp.it and i saw absolutely the best stock image i’ve ever seen

[cro-iba]

the best part is the motion blur implies he’s actively accelerating down the road sideways