this blog is basically dead

I will be deleting this blog soon. Bye bye

[berensreverie]

Throw back to that time I was really really so stupid in Assassin's Creed Valhalla

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[fortangel]

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

[trilllizard666]

Confidence Helps

[advanced-procrastination]

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

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*pretends I’m reblogging this for fun but I’m really reblogging this because I’m super fucking paranoid*

[boiwonder504]

😳

[lazybunny-chan]

Hi followers and random people

I know I haven't been active in a long time, but I just wanted to let you guys know that I'm alright, okay a couple of times worst then others, but alright. Ummm... also, I wanted to let you guys know that will be deleting this blog soon. I don't know how soon, but eventually I will, probably by the end of January or somewhere in February. I don't know if I will ever create another blog or not, but just in case that I don't, if you guys wish/would like to keep in contact with me, leave me a message and I will give you guys my contact info for snapchat, kik, skype, email, wechat, or another app that could work for you.

Thank you ^^,

You guys have been great :)

*sorry for this short and probably crappy note

[in-fi-ni-deactivated20181203]

engagement rings ranked by their ability to break someone’s nose

a pretty standard arrangement for engagement rings. a raised stone is better than nothing. 3/10

a lovely, simple, elegant wedding band. a classic anybody would be pleased to get married with. useless in a fight. 0/10

huge. tacky. kinda pretty tho. but look at that raised diamond in the center. you could easily break someone’s tooth with this. 7/10

also huge and tacky. at first glance you’d think the rounded edge might not cause much damage but look at how those rows of diamonds are raised in the second view. you could really rip up someone’s face. 9/10

this one is almost elegant. no sharp edges, but it’s solidly built. you would cause more damage with the ring on than off, which is a solid basis for choosing an engagement ring. 5/10

a lovely design, i enjoy open filigree. however im not sure how said filigree would stand up to the impact of being slammed into someone’s face. 2/10

the twisting design is pretty, but im not entirely sure that socking someone in the jaw wouldnt break off those stones. it looks somewhat reinforced but do you really want to leave the Punching Power of  your engagement ring up to chance? i wouldnt. two raised stones tho. 6/10, pending experimentation

HAHAHAHA holy shit. thats Five raised stones, with reinforced prongs, for maximum damage at any angle. i highly recommend this ring both for its sapphire centerpiece and its capacity for causing pain. 10/10

there’s not even a stone, its just gold which aint exactly the hardest metal in the world. just fucking stay home if you’re not going to take this seriously.

[optimysticals]

*jeweler voice*

That filigree you gave 2/10? much sturdier than the filigree tacky rings… Trust me. Those are super hollow and light on the settings so that they aren’t too heavy or expensive. (and so they don’t roll on your finger)

Also worth noting:

White gold = sturdier than yellow gold (which is why most prongs are in white)

Now, if you want a ring that’ll hold up to socking someone in the nose, may I suggest 10kt white gold (hardest of gold options, sturdier than silver, and more reasonable than platinum)

See how thick all that metal is? It’s not going to cave in on you.

And you can do this with it:

Because nothing says punching a nazi in the nose like a diamond/sapphire/ruby encrusted Captain America ring…

[insanityandimpossiblethings]

read this again but imagine its Peggy Carter picking her engagement ring

[optimysticals]

yes. good.

[sarcasm10101]

Lewis is going places

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[gokuma]

Reblog the happy chubby cat for a nice weekend and good nights of sleep

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[tinybed]

he is a man of fortune

[tinybed]

1 reblog = 1 bountiful blessing from the man of fortune

[saintcurvy]

one bountiful blessing from the tiniest man of fortune!!!!!!!!

[dailyjackiechan]

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

[seej500]

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

[seej500]

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

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THIS WORKS!!

[realglucose-deactivated20191201]

Doesn’t hurt to try 💕

[alexis-lester-blog]

Aweaweawe

[awesome-picz]

Dangerous Dogs Behind “Beware Of Dog” Signs.

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(via beefjyrkii)

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[d0cpr0fess0r]

We need to stop doing this

[wigmund]

Coming in 2017: Tank Monkeys vs Nuclear Spiders

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(via emgalasso)

[gifbro]

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When your motorcycle is almost out of gas, but you’re late for work.

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Love this. (via Brovegna)

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Yes, he’s watching Ratatouille. (via happyperson)