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Chaos blog, where I am free from the expectations of life /// Star Wars side blog http://what-the-fuck-anakin.tumblr.com

[lydia-skyrim]

Y'know my thanes, in these over sixty million timeloops we've been through together, I've never actually figured out how this "fast travel" thing you keep mentioning is supposed to work.

You just say "ok we're gonna fast travel to Dawnstar now" and then go unresponsive and start silently running there without stopping, like you're in some kind of trance. Then hours later you come back to your senses, realize you forgot something, and run all the way back to Whiterun the same way. It's not fast. My legs hurt, thane.

[galaxywarp]

whatever man fuck you *slides my opacity setting down to 0*

[hungry-skeleton]

Ma'am this is the space restaurant we only serve bumpy fruit and severed tentacle

[depsidase]

[aismallard]

[wanderingnelipot]

[skarchomp]

if i was a time traveler from the future i'd just be full-time lying. watch me give a fuck

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.

[azurele]

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

[bugwars]

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

[herssian]

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

[ccstcrptc]

Demi’s twin sister. She was locked in a basement her whole life. This picture was taken the first time she went outside. Her name is Poot.

[dogsuffrage]

I remember people talking about how this post was problematic because people actually get locked in basements and therefore finding this funny makes you a bad person. And I lowkey agreed

[normalmammal]

I’m so pro abortion I feel insane hearing any other take on it

[normalmammal]

Even lefties I know will eventually concede to some situation where they think it’s right to force someone to carry a child against their will as if that’s not one of the most inhumane and cruel situations to put someone in regardless of any other factors

[transmantraut]

who's up squirming their squire

[moonrisetowers]

?

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

it blew my vagina clean off its hinges

[vegannerdgirl]

[teaboot]

ZOOS ARE NOT ANIMAL CRUELTY FACTORIES THEY ARE RESEARCH CENTERS, HOSPITALS, REHABILITATION CENTERS, ANIMAL RESCUES, SANCTUARIES, SCHOOLS, AND REPOPULATION PROGRAMS. DONT SAY "ZOOS" WHEN YOU *MEAN* "ROADSIDE ATTRACTIONS, PRIVATE COLLECTIONS, CIRCUSES, AND POACHERS"

[agro-carnist]

Zoos ARE verified conservation organizations, dipshit

[wild-west-wind]

Accredited zoos are held to higher standards than sanctuaries, which are rarely accredited or subject to any oversight. Many of the ‘sanctuaries’ you see, at least in the US, are nothing more than terrible for-profit menageries that milk their animals for cash.

Others bank hard on ‘animal rights’ issues, and end up creating facilities run by folks with little experience, overcrowded and ripe with disease.

Zoos do SO MUCH critical conservation work. Zoos are responsible for saving many species from extinction, and protecting animals in and out of captivity. Zoos are not the enemy.

[forever5hines]

I worked at a zoo as a student and lemme just tell you. They fund so much research, they're part of international breeding programs, saving and helping animals from near extinction. The people working with these animals are highly educated and so passionate about their job and the animals. They work on enrichment all the time.

There are 'bad zoos' but so many zoos are important and do incredible work

[charl0ttan]

good morny

[medievaljournalist]

my fucking homunculus electrocuted itself after i wrapped it in chrismas lights and with only 2 hours before guests arrive im so fucked

[medievaljournalist]

never mind i electrocuted it again and it started twitching like usual we good