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I laughed so fucking hard at this

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Sexualities/Genders (And Other Terms One Should Know)

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Heterosexual: Male-identifying individual sexually attracted to a female-identifying individual, and vice-versa.

Homosexual: Someone attracted to someone of the same gender as themselves.

Bisexual: Sexually attracted to two or more genders.

Polysexual: Sexually attracted to many genders, but not all.

Pansexual: Sexually attracted to all genders. (this and bisexual, and sometimes polysexual, are often considered to be the same thing and different people may simply identify as any one of them due to their own personal reasons)

Heteroflexible: Usually sexually attracted to the opposite gender, but rarely sexually attracted to other genders.

Homoflexible: Usually sexually attracted to the same gender, but rarely sexually attracted to other genders.

Gynesexual: Sexually attracted to females or femininity.

Androsexual: Sexually attracted to males or masculinity.

Demisexual: Sexually attracted to people only after forming a bond with them first.

Gray-sexual/Gray-asexual: Someone who rarely experiences sexual attraction.

Asexual: Having no /sexual attraction/ to others

Apothisexual: Same as asexual, but more specifically disgusted by sex.

Heteroromantic: Male-identifying individual romantically attracted to female-identifying individuals, and vice-versa.

Homoromantic: Attracted romantically to the same gender.

Biromantic: Attracted romantically to two or more genders

Polyromantic: Attracted to many genders (but not all)

Panromantic: Attracted romantically to all genders

Gyneromantic: Attracted romantically to females or femininity

Androromantic: Attracted romantically to males or masculinity

Gray-romantic/Gray-aromantic: Rarely romantically attracted to anyone.

Demiromantic: Romantically attracted to people only after forming a bond with them first.

Aromantic: Having no /romantic attraction/ to others

Apothiromantic: Same as aromantic, but more specifically disgusted by romance.

Polyamorous: Someone who is attracted to, and is comfortable with being in a relationship with more than one person at a time.

Akoiromantic/Lithromantic: Someone who experiences romantic attraction, but doesn’t wish to act upon it or for it to be reciprocated.

Cupioromantic: The opposite of lithromantic–someone who desires a romantic relationship, but does not experience romantic attraction.

Quoiromantic: Unable to differentiate between romantic and platonic attraction.

Transexual/Transgender (Term depending on generation and location): An individual who identifies as a gender other than the one they were assigned at birth to be. Often shortened to trans

Cisgender: Someone who identifies as the gender that they were assigned as at birth. (ex. matches their birth certificate) Often shortened to cis

Intersex: Someone who has ambiguous genitalia that doesn’t fit into our strict dichotomy of uterus or testes. Often forced into surgery to correct their genitals at a very young age, causing psychological and physical harm later in life

Non-binary: Outside of the gender binary of male and female. (Can be used as an umbrella term or as its own identity)

Genderqueer: Outside of the gender binary. (interchangeable with non-binary)

Agender: Someone who experiences a ‘lack’ of gender.

Bigender: Someone who identifies as two genders.

Trigender: Someone who identifies as three genders.

Genderfluid: A gender that changes, or is ‘fluid’.

Demigirl: Identifying partially as a woman, but not wholly.

Demiboy/guy: Identifying partially as a man, but not wholly.

Androgyne: Expressing both male and female traits.

Dmab: Designated Male at Birth.

Dfab: Designated Female at Birth.

Amab/Afab: Same as dmab/dfab, except with ‘assigned’ instead of ‘designated’.

Camab/Cafab: Same as previous, except prefixed by 'coercively’, to highlight the lack of choice.

Reblog to inform! And if there’s any I missed or anything that should be clarified, please message me! Always looking to expand the proper vocab. :)

**I edited this post because it used some archaic and incorrect terms/definitions, and needed more terms added to it. -Vivian Mareepe

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GIF MEME ☆ anonymous asked: spuffy + 08. full body shots ☆

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My first ship!!!

#buffy x spike #buffy the vampire slayer #buffy summers #spike

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MAKE ME CHOOSE: @anyataylorjoy asked ⟶ Legolas or Aragorn

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ARAGORN forever.

catchymemes

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My old friend, my companion, and my brother in arms

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We also grew up with both cassette tapes and CDs which are the musical equivalent…

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Love is pure happiness.

Love is admiration.

Love is always taking care of each other.

Love is when you sink into his eyes.

Love is when sometimes, he is all you see.

Love is when you shine the brightest while being with him.

Love is when he is a part of you.

Love is when it was destiny to meet him.

Love is Charmie.

Love is love is love. 💜

Happy new year y'all!! 🎉🎆

#happynewyear #welcome2021 #2020youwillnotbemissed

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Many a woman has been ruined by a single kiss. LADY WHISTLEDOWN’S SOCIETY PAPERS, 14 MAY 1813

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“Colin. I did not know you would be here.”

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Attaboy, Colin!!! ❤️

#colin bridgerton #penelope featherington #bridgerton #romancing mister bridgerton

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The Duke of Hastings - equal parts desirable and scandalous

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Ohhh, Simon!!! 🔥

#the duke and i #bridgerton

😂😂😂

... Idiot ❤️

Armand

Armieeee 🔥

black lives matters will terrorize your 401k! lol

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LEFT-WING FASCISTS OVER THROUGH CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS... OMG.

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The transgenders burn down the suburbs.

Then & Now

#timothee chalamet #armie hammer #cmbyn

rainbowdazzle

Ok starting this a bit earlier than anticipated so let’s see if I get this done before I gotta go to the eye doctor. I said I thought this interview made me believe even more we will get our boys together and at least semi public in some way. I am gonna break down my thoughts when reading pieces that stood out to me and then summarize it into hopefully one coherent thing at the end ...

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1) first of all we have the beginning of erasing Armie from the narrative in a way. And maybe it isn’t that deep but changing it to he went home right away, ignoring the fact he was still hanging out with his good bro even after literally a year of promoting is 👀 now if they had juat said “after the Oscars..” I wouldn’t think too much of it. That they just didn’t bother to get into his exact itinerary. But they did! They just had to mention the NEXT DAY. Now I know there are journalistic liberties taken but his PR has to approve the article so ... it begins ....

2) The writer mentions his seeming anxiousness and tension a lot in this article. This isn’t Timmy’s first rodeo and yea he’s always been a bit in his head, but the way it’s described here reads as next level anxiousness. it was “intense”. This article was written in July, the same as Armie’s British GQ piece which many seemed to think was similarly ~tense or weird, and July is right when Armie split. He ofc had all the reason to be off. Curious then that Timmy was at peak anxiety too the same time Armie had officially split.

3) More timeline fuckery and erasing Armie from the narrative. Timmy was in bumfuck New York in a cabin just chillin ALLLLLL of July. Or was he in the city getting bagels every day? Turns out it was both! New York baby. He was on NYC everyone! Not because he was spending some time out in the desert. There’s zero Armie in this equation! This is where he was. All month. This cute cabin we coincidentally are using for the same photoshoot. Gotcha

4) Worrying about missteps again. Once again I know he’s always in his head and has always been like this to a degree, not wanting to offend anyone, but he’s been living in a beautiful cabin and eating bagels all month so why is he so anxious and worried about messing up? 🤔🤔🤔🤔 And he already misstepped with Cabo, so are we just ignoring that like many other things or is he worried about...other things....

5) They reached out to pretty much everyone he’s ever filmed with except Armie (and Luca who ya know cast him in his big break but ya know ) ... funny that eh? Once again there’s no Armie in this equation!

6) This wonderful sequence. Interesting he’s finally talking about Lily when he couldn’t even acknowledge her during the year plus they were “together” and he feels the need to finally speak out and announce it wasn’t a PR stunt in July. Right when Armie announced his split. Shortly after his Cabo mess. Hey everyone I like ladies I have been dating ladies! The Hammers are divorcing? heh heh well I know nothing about that....

7) Here he seems very reflective about the trajectory of his career and how he’s not going to drive himself crazy for validation as an actor. Interesting he brings up career pivots and trajectories and opportunities drying up. I know when I am anxious about stuff I can’t stop thinking about it and it bubbles out of me. Makes me wonder why he’s suddenly thinking intensely about that? What he thinks might happen that could pivot his career or potentially dry up opportunities? Despite that he seems to be kind of zen about it? Like he’s at some sort of peace with the possibilities of the many ways his career can go. Interesting sentence about the train can run him over and leave a mark but his “point of entry” into his career, cough cmbyn cough, is like worth it... whoch reads to me that even if shit comes crashing down at least he has cmbyn, his unicorn, and that’s enough which ..... 😩 but who exactly is the train here? the industry? just an interesting bit here

8) Even MORE interesting to me. He brings up the sort of careers most male actors would want to emulate and talks about how the rules are diff, the world, the business. Verrry interesting about him finding the path thats right for him. It feels like that’s something he’s been thinking about......

Ok so this is what I think. It’s clear to me here that he was feeling some sort of way in July, the month that Armie finally split, and was having some anxiety about fucking up and deep thoughts about his path as an actor, while also making sure to place himself as far away from Armie as possible for the whole month while finally addressing the Lily relationship, insisting it wasn’t PR and even throwing out the word love which 🤦‍♀️ sis you couldn’t even touch her lawd. But considering he’s never addressed it prior in any way, the timing of finally addressing it is super suspect. And here’s the bottom line for me: I don’t think that he would need to remind people of his not PR shamwow unless he was going to be with Armie in some way. You know where I have always stood on this, that it was a relationship to put him out of the picture, and not a factor in the Hammer split (so interesting that he finally speaks about it and reaffirms his alibi to the world the same month Armie splits) so that at some point they can be together and have plausible deniability. He won’t be a home wrecker. Periodt. Otherwise there was no need for him to shoehorn that in there when he couldn’t even comfortably acknowledge her at all even during promo of the king, of which she was a costar! . There have been other interviews where he wouldn’t discuss her at all. So sus. SO SO SUS that he brings her up now. It’s very much a REMEMBER THIS EH REMEMBER I WAS OTHERWISE OCCUPIED FOR A YEAR eh eh eh!!

And all the other stuff makes me think he’s been deeply thinking about his career, and the possible affects to it should he be with armie and the resulting tension and uncertainty is manifesting itself alllll over his interview here. The whole who knows how my career might turn, dried up opportunities, that train hitting him hard but at least he had cmbyn.... Yea it’s a lot. But I think this is bubbling to the surface because he is with Armie, he wants to be with him openly, but he’s tense and nervous about it and all the ramifications.

this is just my interpretation 🤷🏻‍♀️

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☝️

rainbowdazzle

call me crazy pants but after that interview I am feeling actually more positive than ever that those two are going to be together and be public in some way. I really do and if you need me to go into greater depth as to why then I will when I am done with work lol.