How was the ride of your life?

When she was just a girl, she expected the world.

[sunthetika]

When a person tells you you hurt them, you don’t get to decide you didn’t.

Louis C.K.

This has long been one of the most influential quotes I have ever come across. Completely changes my perspective on soooo many situations in my past. 

(via c-isnenegro)

[whitleyisa-deactivated20181209]

[wordsnquotes]

When someone is going through a storm, your silent presence is more powerful than a million, empty words.

Thema Davis (via wordsnquotes)

[weallheartonedirection]

How to get out stains using other things

[trick-ass-dyke]

TO SAVE A LIFE

[monetdoesntgrowontrees-deactiva]

[theonion]

[ichthyologee]

this is too real

[lazyizzy]

Me: okay brain, don't freak out, but we've come across a minor inconvenience

My shit brain, dousing itself in gasoline: unfortunate,

[quakerjoe]

Why is it important to keep sharing Trump videos? Because, in our saturated social media market, one or two examples are never enough to convince someone that they should step up to help beat Trump. I hope you’ll share this latest one. What does it say about a man who is willing to destroy everyday Americans? Look at the guy featured in this video, he’s a small business owner and Donald Trump found a way to fleece him for $30,000. That’s not a good business deal, that’s just cheating.

[slightmood]

when u show love to your pet and they end up sitting on your lap but u got things to go do

[lazyizzy]

me, very serious and making intense eye contact with my pet: I Will Lay Down My Life For You, I Would Kill A Man For You, Do You Understand?

pet: :/

[tastefullyoffensive]

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When you’re chilling, but then remember something important, but then you’re like whatever. (via thepugwithrolls)

[tastefullyoffensive]

[epic-humor]

Animals Growing Up

[eatfithappiness]

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

[missmania244]

The turtle one

[hiowl-deactivated20171214]

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go

[sassysharay]

Is that tom from myspace?

[done]

this is precious

[lazyizzy]

Me: okay brain, don't freak out, but we've come across a minor inconvenience

My shit brain, dousing itself in gasoline: unfortunate,

[directiontoperfecti0n]

Bill Hader on his SNL audition

[bludragongal]

I feel like this is pretty much the most accurate way to describe life as an adult.

[whatshouldwecallme]

When someone asks me how I’m doing on a Sunday night

[onlytwitterpics]

[swimmingpoolmp3-archive]

and this is a piece of performance art called “i take everything personally”