GAS GAS... Meh

A digital haunt in an analogue life.

[juneboba]

[pakeeztani-deactivated20200123]

this is

[quickweaves]

STOP

[lord-king-saint]

always reblog

[afeelgoodblog]

Blessed Milk

[lindseymorqan]

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

chillin on a Saturday night

[thepope]

Calm down jojo

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

[totallyfubar]

I dunno, man,

 sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

[witchchad-deactivated20160310]

get on my level boys

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

[nerdgul]

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

[tyrannosarcophagous]

this post appears once every million years

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

I kept hoping someone else would one up me and I’d have to escalate even further but nobody has.

[robot-hands-mccoolguy]

I don’t think it’s possible to one up you

[dankmemeuniversity]

[aleshakills]

I know this is supposed to be a joke but I can’t even laugh cause that’s just how customers are

[novis-canis-deactivated20200504]

Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me

[xxtc-96xx]

My parents continuously tell me that my generation’s humour makes no sense and I still refuse to ever explain it to them

[uncle-beanbag]

I want the entire song

[novas-grimoire]

My husband says it's Louisiana Saturday Night.

Also, how would you explain that? Like, I have no idea to explain why this is so fucking funny.

[uncle-beanbag]

Great thank you, sadly the kid on the washer does it much better than the original. Now I gotta see about doing my own version for me

[shakespork]

i know i wouldnt survive in an austen novel because someone would be britishly, discretely rude to me and i would be completely unable to restrain myself from calling them a cunt to their face

[shakespork]

my detested rival: why, madam, you look so drawn and pale today! does the small size of your estate not give you enough freedom to take in the sun?

me: listen you waxy, lemon-faced bitch,,

[nicejewishguy]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[owlet]

hate to repost but the bde that is sheerly radiating out of this picture is just too much

[aubrey-plaza]

Dutch police arrested a bird for its involvement in a store robbery and they put the bird in a cell with bread and water and when the news reported the story, they put a black bar over the bird’s eyes to protect its identity and I promise I’m not making this shit up:

[silverhawk]

ugh this picture of a snake peeking around a doorway is my fave this snake just looks so nice 

[quaadude]

Just checking in on ya

[angelhonie]

[catchymemes]

[vampiresplzinteract]

Ground control to major tom…

[princesstigerbelle]

So long space cowboy

[jennyloggins]

space.. meowboy..

[doggosource]

chomp

[doggosource]

wholesome

[doggosource]

simbaaa

[i-am-a-fish]

If you are stressed right now,

Take a deep breath

Relax your neck and shoulders

Remember all you have accomplished

Remember that this challenge won't last forever

You will make it past this 💛🧡