a lazy stripper @lazystripper - Tumblr Blog

i’m so sad and i feel so helpless and i just want the people i want to love me the way i want. and it’s really sad on my end how heartbroken i am every time.

lazystripper

and i wish i wanted and wasn’t afraid of love so then i wouldn’t constantly love people who cannot love me back.

i’m so sad and i feel so helpless and i just want the people i want to love me the way i want. and it’s really sad on my end how heartbroken i am every time.

benobikenobie

i feel like we need to acknowledge the TRUE monsterfucker this christmas season:

just so we’re all caught up,

• get here at 7

• make 150 by midnight or go home

• lose 100% of that 150

• lose 70% before tip out of everything above 150

• you can only keep tips

• don’t get caught asking for tips or you’re fired

and if you have a problem when any of this, it’s your own damn fault u dumb little bitch. now shut up and sit on that mans lap.

sooooo anyway idk where to work now

gothicstripper

Dancing in CA as an employee

Does anyone have info on how that’s working out? have they started it yet?

I just found out that my mom is moving to SoCal (maybe LA) and I want to go with her but not if I can’t dance because that’s the only job I know. Does anyone have any insight?

hashtag-stripper-problems

One of my mutuals posted something about making $700 and walking with like 200

lazystripper

hi! ask me whatever. i made the club 1000 and they gave me 322 back. i just got my first paycheck last night for 360. they want us there at 7 exactly. no more hanging out in the locker room. more than half the girls quit. its been a negative atmosphere. but we’re all refusing to dance for anything less than a 100% tip so we’re about making the same.

IS ANYONES CLUB FORCING THEM INTO AN EMPLOYEE POSITION YET???

#i think we have 6 months left before my coub really fucks us over and im so scared #im not ready to stop stripping and im lowkey freaking out

whatever moral issues aside, it’s nice that my life is smoking weed and playing video games until i go get naked and complimented for money.

stripping has made aggressive flirting not even feel risky anymore????? like i’m saying some wild shit to someone out of blue and i don’t feel any sort of adrenaline rush omg

sevenyrstrippr-deactivated20191

Has anyone seeing this danced in Florida?

Please help! I need to know which legal documents I need to dance in Florida, and if any counties/ cities in Florida require a license. Also if you have any advice about which counties/cities might be better for a petite brunette girl with a booty, that would be much appreciated ☺️

If you see this and don’t know, but have a lot of followers, please reblog!

lazystripper

you didn’t need anything to dance in hollywood (right outside of miami) i worked at scarlettes and it’s a beautiful and clean club

succubus-stripper

Anon I am done with you 😭😂😭😂😭

lazystripper

it was me 😶

#im still laughing

fever-in-pleasers

Etsy shops for costumes

I fucking love costumes

The costume people for my club are always on the go and their stuff can be a bit expensive so I’ve been looking on Etsy and have looked at ultravixenhollywood (so pretty and sparkly 😍) but they’re so damn popular now that I’m on email notification for when they come back but holy shit, they get flooded with orders so quick that the window of them being open is very small (especially for an indecisive shopper like me 😥)

Their item selection is a bit limited though imo and while some girls can rock all the bikinis, I cannot lol

But I just recently placed an order for two outfits from tajecustomclothing and I’m so excited for it to arrive already lol

(Note: this shop has a really good varied selection of costumes and the seller was prompt and patient in chatting with me (I wanted an outfit in a different color than she had available and another set in different material))

Are there any other Etsy shops or online places you guys like to use for outfits?

guccistripper-deactivated201809

I actually bought two sequin thong bikinis from ultravixenhollywood and I have never worn them. They way they were cut wasn’t very flattering.

fever-in-pleasers

Damn, really? I wanted to buy some of the sequin bikinis to wear on slow nights so I wouldn’t waste my other outfits :/

tiredstripper

I hated how they fit too

fever-in-pleasers

How exactly do they fit? They look “ok” on the mannequin they use but even before hearing about the bad fit I did think they looked a bit off. They too small, big, short strings, etc?

gothicstripper

I bought some of those bikinis in the past and they snapped. I got the ones with the cute sparkly bits in the side and it didn’t hold up past one night.

lazystripper

i have four from her. one with the sparkly bits snapped on the first night during a floor dance. and one time on e of the bottom ties came out of the hardwear but i fixed it. she has a really small fit. it’s cute and cheap but yeah if there’s anything better out there i’d love to know haha

xxccvvxxccvv-deactivated2019112

Ohhhh boy I’m rereading stripperweb and starting to get really nervous. What if CH3 won’t put us on night shift?? Maybe we should just dive in and try Sapphire first… aghadg!!! I hope we have a CHANCE somewhere jeez

cryingattheorgy-deactivated2018

Ch3 is easier to get hired at than sapphire. Are you working avns? Cause avns are garbage for stripping out there

xxccvvxxccvv-deactivated2019112

There are two other pretty big conventions (shooting/hunting/outdoors and concrete) this week which hopefully mean a lot of dudes in town

Ya I heard CH3 has more relaxed hiring standards but every post on stripperweb from 2017 says they want to keep you on days for a probationary period before you can work nights. idk if it’s still gonna be like that or not. So I’d probably rather just try my best to get hired for the 3am sapphire shift than be automatically stuck on day shift at CH (depending on what my teammate wants to do also)

lazystripper

considering i made a lot of money well after two even though i would get there at 9, sapphire will be your best bet. they are pretty relaxed tbh

succubus-stripper

I can’t even express all of the ways this irritates the fuck out of me.

First of all, we can’t even play this music in my club because it will “attract the wrong people” (managers/dj’s coded racism right there) and then y’all wanna know how much I made on stage in four shifts this past week? $0

angryemoslut

Yo all strippers! Can we start a thread with all our favourite stage songs? I’m constantly getting bored with mine and wanting to change it up lmao I need inspiration, I’ll start

Wicked Games- the Weeknd Pour it up- Rhianna Maneater- Nelly furtardo E.T- Katy perry ft Kanye west Night Riders- major lazor Stay high (habits remix) - tove lo