Tradwife lbh

[artsarasp]

Dear @nibbelraz asked for some Demon! Shang Qinghua so I delivered... a creature!

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Stubbing my toe on purpose solely to have an excuse to text you

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We have similar passions and ambitions

I thought, what a great acquaintance

You make me laugh until my sides hurt

I thought, what a wonderful friend

You said you don't like physical touch

I thought, we are so similar

You said you liked women

I thought, surely not me

You told me you're ace

Grappling with my self-loathing, a feeling stemming from the very thing you so openly claim to be,

I didn't know what to think

But now I realize that to hate that part of me is to hate a part of you

Then I thought, I could never hate you

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Hey, so do you remember back when we were first starting to get to know each other? I left the get-together at midnight, and you told me to call you if I felt too drowsy since I lived further away. The drive was 35 minutes and we spoke for over two hours.

I wasn't sleepy, I just wanted to listen to you talk.

(Never mind the fact that I see you every single day)

[magekrove]

my svsss comic about sqq and his little personality split (what if)

[ennunanaiurov]

I just think Shang Qinghua should get so angry one time that he unconsciously overrides the System and unlocks Admin privileges and just deletes entire clans out of existance in the blink of an eye while going "writing you in was a mistake".

And I also think everyone who saw that refuses to ever talk about it, but they're all scared shitless of the tiny human by Mobei-jun's side now because they realize he's not just really smart and an amazing strategist, he's also a god and can kill them all in 0.5 seconds. And now they all think that Shang Qinghua is actually the one running the show and Mobei-jun is just, like, the face of the Northern kingdom only.

Shang Qinghua is utterly horrified when he snaps out of it and realizes what he's done (somehow??? He doesn't know wtf just happened) and how now everyone is terrified of him except for Mobei-jun who is just looking at him with heart in his eyes lmao

[ohdandelions]

«Luo Binghe's following actions proved that his tears held no value whatsoever. "Oh," he said, and the moisture vanished as swiftly as it had arrived»

[bytedykes]

[ID: A meme of someone holding a kitten, over which a smirking Luo Binghe has been drawn. The caption has been edited to say, "Luo Binghe is a master of psychological manipulation." /end ID]

[wtfoctagon]

DND character who accidentally becomes a paladin at their wedding bc they meant their wedding vows a little too hard and invents the Oath of Love subclass. Is this anything

[wtfoctagon]

People reblogging this with "this is just oath of devotion" no. Wrong. Oath of Devotion is an inherently lawful good oath devoted to the ideals of classical chivalry. It is an oath to serve all of the weak and defenseless in need of protection.

This is an idea I came up with after reading abt Oath of the Crown and realizing paladins don't have to be dedicated to ideals and ideals alone. That you can swear fealty to a mortal individual and still receive paladin powers from the strength of your conviction alone. This is about loving someone so much that the universe is forced to bend to the sheer force of your love, the fierceness of your vows as you speak them at a ceremony that you did not expect to gain anything from except the lawful right to remain at your beloved's side.

Some genuine "true love" bs that blurs the line between a paladin oath and a warlock pact. No alignment required you can be as evil or deceitful as you want to everyone else so long as all of your actions are out of pure, faithful, and honest love to your one person and that person only. Wifeguy hours taken to the farthest possible extreme of the new 5e paladin lore rules to result in accidental powers.

[transfagism]

starting a collection of whatever this is

[red-garden]

This is like 60% of @allpiesforourown ‘s posts by volume

[solar-problem]

Cumplane but theyre posts i found

[piosplayhouse]

The best thing illegal scanlation sites have given us is that one comment on the scum villain fantl left on the exact chapter where shen qingqiu first realizes that Binghe has been in love with him the whole time

[beansbon]

[hollowboobtheory]

civic duty

[hollowboobtheory]

context: the heritage foundation is trying to launder data in support of doge by sending a survey to only their supporters and using blatantly leading questions. the survey takes less than 5 minutes and they don't verify your email

[hollowboobtheory]

you CAN do it multiple times if you so wish

[uglymelon]

Oh good we broke the first one. New link is here, same story.

[roboticutie]

Cannot even make this shit up

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GOGOGOGO

[lbhs-left-nip]

I already ranted to the bestie but I'm still mad

A burger at a fast food can cost you as little as 1.99usd (sometimes even less!)

I just paid 12usd for LETTUCE

It really grinds my gears when people wonder why Americans are so obese... bestie, they LITERALLY cannot afford to eat better.

[femcassidy]

prophecy class cancelled due to foreseen circumstances

[wishfulsketching]

A short lil comic I did today~~~

Finally finished a comic again, yaaay! We've been talking about this scene for a long time with a friend, suddenly got the urge to draw it. It's not easy being kinda immortal while your crush could die just because a bug bites him. Also, the whole point of saving his human crush was to return him back home oops

Thankfully, Lu Zhen doesn't want to go home

[wishfulsketching]

PART 2

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has this been done yet or

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"I'm not bad, I'm just written that way"

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TW: mentions of irl SA, nothing graphic

Psychoanalysis is both appreciated and welcomed

I stole a shot glass from my rapist's house because I was severely drugged + I have a terrible memory, and I didn't want to forget what happened or wonder if I imagined it like the first few instances where I was SA'd as a toddler. Almost ten years later, and I still can't bring myself to throw it away. Needless to say, I despise that man and had vivid fantasies of torturing and cannibalizing him for YEARS. But for some reason, I can't throw the fucking thing away. Only my sister knows about my SA's, but no details, only that it happened at some point. I know I should get rid of it, but I can't and I don't know WHY.