The Cats

Doug Miles Mr Jones MJ Ponka Kitty Cas

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Launching my son here in a slingshot, let me know if you find him stuck somewhere

[luciencation-deactivated2026032]

on god I'm dipping him in ranch and eating him

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Woah

[honeybells0012]

This is my first Susie edit, did you like it?

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

Yeah man, this wizard conference is such a drag. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "Hastened Networking" or something, and suddenly everyone in a 20 foot radius was holding a copy that dude's business card. Nobody even acknowledged the quality of his card, that's how common this is. I'm over here casting Handshake and level 2 Small Talk. I think I just heard "Power Word: Video Call" two groups over. I gotta get a new job.

[colliholly]

KROMER HEIST

[stellernorth]

haiku of despair

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the problem with me is i cannot differentiate what is & is not my circus and what are & are not my monkeys. this gives you mental health conditions

[veryluckyclovers]

[geddyqueer]

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

[seren-starlight]

The issue with the daylight savings time change is that people aren't used to falling back an hour or springing forward an hour, and people struggle as they take the time to adjust. But of course, if you only do something twice a year you'll never develop a talent for it. You need to practice if you really want to be good at something! Under my proposal, which absolutely everyone will hate,

[burgerfarts]

my wife keeps saying "my downfall???" whenever she doesn't get what she wants and "my uprise????" when she does

[kosmogrl]

[goobertfloobert]

my jugglings

names in alt

[homosexualslug]

beautiful conversations happening on twitter

[minecraft-kelp]

when i first saw him i thought he was pondering at his reflection in the water but then i realized hes just begging for this drowned to come to the surface so he can chuck him across the river like the sack of wet meat he is

[lesbianphantom]

that caption got better and better with every word

[veryluckyclovers]

[veryluckyclovers]

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

[transgenderization]

i like videogames

[bungerc0re]

you are a bad person

[transgenderization]

i like toys and playing. and sweets

[bungerc0re]

you piss me off so much every day