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Seeing this guy "H" that currently lives in Cairo (As in Egypt)...I live in the UK... We were friends before he moved over there, and then he came back for a holiday and I got well and truly sucked in... If I carry on with this blog, you'll no doubt see me posting amusing but sad tales of LFAD here, so carry on reading - and share your stories! There's loads of us, right? Reunion Countdown

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Screw you and your opinion too.

When people are under the impression that just because you are entitled to an opinion, you are entitled to force it upon everyone else. No, I don't want to hear about your clever little theory on how no long distance relationship will ever work. No, I don't believe that to be true - just because your boyfriend moved "down south" and shagged a southener, does not mean that every other person in the world in a ldr will cheat, be cheated on, or just fail in their relationship. You're a narrow minded idiot, and you can't force your stupidity on me. <3 I'm happy - regardless of whether you think I should be or not.

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So relatable blog :)

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Most girls: hair done rly cute every day, lots of makeup, designer clothes, eat salad 2 stay skinny, drive cute cars, like puppies and boys who sing (:

Me: hair down, no makeup, homemade clothes, ride horses across foreign lands, eat their hearts, burn my enemies, marry a horse lord, my children are dragons. I am the rightful Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. I am the Stormborn and I will take what is mine with fire and blood.

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Cheers Ronald...

Finally got tumblr on my phone!! Yeah my internet dongle doo-dah was taking the mickey, currently sat stealing McDonalds WiFi up in town :p Missing h more and more, only six weeks left to go though :D and my lovely grandparents know I'm going away - though they don't know the details of who I'm going to see.... Aaaand they bought me an awesome suitcase :D it's epic and I can't wait til I'm dragging it through the airport....! Yay beans <3

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Woot woot woooooorghhhh

So woot! My ex finally moved out of my spare room :D He's left loads of stuff here though, which basically means he plans on coming back for it at some point :( Oh well, he'll have to ask very very nicely for it because I took his key :P

So now I live all on my own again, with my awesome cat of course :D - He's a total legend.

G - the cat - had a best friend in my ex's cat C, sooooo when he moved out he took C with him, and now G is lolling around the place pining for C.... :( I know how you feel G, I know how you feel.....

Also, A ended the internet here, and won't give up the line, so I can't get new internets yet :( So I'm on a sucky dongle that Skype just doesn't like!!!

FECES.

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Woot.....Urgh :P

So I booked my flights :D So excited I could scream!! WOOT!! But I have a bit of a hangover....

Went out with some work colleagues, went to a strip club, aaaand they bought me a lapdance. I hate them. The lass was lovely, don't get me wrong - but I was up on a stage in front of a bar full of people, getting a lap dance.

Mortified. Especially when she bent me over and started to spank my arse.

I can't face my colleagues when I go to work tonight. Urgh.

Oh well, only two months til I get to see H :) Can't bloody wait :D

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Too long!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dammit.

Ugh, so I'm now working 7 days a week until 10th feb.. Kill....me...

It's all for a good cause of course, but still - ARGHHHH!!

Mon: 9am-5pm Tues: 3pm-11pm +sleepover at work Wed: 9am-11pm +sleepover at work Thurs: 8am-5pm Fri: 3pm-11pm +sleepover at work Sat: 3pm-11pm Sun: 3pm-11pm

What. Am. I. Doing.

Haven't seen H's face for a few days because of work and family commitments, so I miss it more than a monkey misses bananas, and now his electric is down :( so still no H face *weeps* Gah, this sucks, but...I have packaged up his valentines day presents, and it's delightfully tacky and what not, I'd post a pic but he's on here and it would spoil it... Gonna send it this week :P Hopefully it'll get there on time, well, hopefully it'll get there a bit earlier and he won't be able to open it until the 14th and it'll be PURE TORTURE!! MUAHAHAHAHHAHA!! *cough* So yeah, so very very sleepy.....Night y'all..x

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Too true :P

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Distance + Time = Owwie!

I miss my habibi sooooooo much :( Not gonna see him again until Monday night :( I keep getting night shifts at work, it's fairly horrible but I've got a trip to Egypt to save up for! Plus next week, I'll see him for our Miranda date on Monday, but then I have nights to work Tuesday and Wednesday... So won't see him til Thursday :( Boohoo!!!!

Ah well, it will alllllll be worth it when I get to glomp him in the airport!..........69 days from now :)

He wrote me a poem last night, twas very cute, I'd write one back but I'm rubbish at poetry :P Might just draw him something instead, I'm not much cop at that either, but I'm better at it than poetry!

13 days until I book my flights babe! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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House gone. Dreams dead. Skype awful.

Been house-hunting for like two years now, and I'm really picky about houses, and fairly switched on to the market... But fell head over heels for this house about four months ago :/

Me being me, I was all like *head over heart head over heart head over heart* Fully intended on buying the house, after playing 'hard to get' for 6 months (It's like a relationship, but without the sex. And with more money being exchanged)... So yeah, just went online to check up on my future house, and of course (because life doesn't suck balls quite enough at the moment) the house has been sold.

Fuck. My. Life.

Ahhhh I miss my house <3

I was pretty much already living there in my head, so it hurts so much :( I feel homeless. Doesn't help much that my ex is still camping in my spare room, refusing to move out like a normal human being, and downloading everything he can possibly get his grubby little paws on so that my internet sucks and Skype calls to H are virtually impossible.

I. Hate. Him.

Oh and also, had such a super-massive-huge-uber-big clean out of my house the other night, I'm only like a quarter of the way through, but for some reason I keep chanting "New Year, New Me" to myself, then just throwing stuff out...

It's H's fault!

He started the whole new year resolution thing, I don't usually do them, but he was all like "Do things for you, not to make others happy, blah blah *I'm awesome and cute and I live so far away* blah blah blah". Ugh. Men. So yeah, now I'm all trying to do things for me, but it's like the entire universe doesn't want me to - FUCK YOU UNIVERSE!!!

Hmmm. New Year - New Me. If I say that one more time, old me is gonna come back and kick the shit out of me, it's really irritating!!!

P.s. H is looking as ridiculously gorgeous as usual, and it's hurting my sex drive. I'm gonna need more batteries.

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Ah if only.....!

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Sad Face.

Damn you interwebs!!! Internet cut off (his) during our Skype sesh.. But we did get to watch our TV show together *Miranda Date* Yah, we're cool like that.

Gah and then after the internet went down, he said he was "toying with" the idea of moving back. *Cue epic tummy flip* Then cue sensible grown-up head. Not the right decision, he moved out there for a reason, I don't want to be the reason things don't work out for him out there, especially if he lives to regret it in the future.

Think happy thoughts.

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Naps MuddaFudda

So I've come to the conclusion that I take too many naps.

I came to this conclusion mid nap, yes, I dreamt that my cat was telling me to quit the naps. I'm paraphrasing here but: Me: What do you think butterflies think are beautiful? I mean, we find butterflies beautiful, but to them we're probably really ugly... My cat: *Stops licking balls and looks up* You really ought to stop napping, you're not really deep and meaningful. Me: o.O My cat: Yeah. Get your life together, you're 21, napping alone in the afternoon after finishing off the worlds supply of creme eggs. Dude, I got more of a life than you *resumes personal hygiene routine*.

Woke up suddenly, realising dream-cat was telling the truth..

(I am surrounded my creme egg wrappers after all) Damn that cat is good.