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Trans/ unlabelled I like post rarely lawl Way too into Bubba it’s a problem atp Autistic

[le4therfxce]

Am I the only one that thinks Sheriff Hoyt turned the family to cannibalism for control and dominance rather than survival? He acquired his taste for humans during his captivity in the Korean P.O.W camp in winter, where he had already killed a US army captain, and began ladder climbing to receive better treatment in contrast to his comrades. Instead of opposing to his own people being slaughtered he seemed to be strangely enthusiastic about it (ignoring the fact that he was probably starving beforehand), until the Koreans eventually turned on him when the lessers died out. He’s very happy to reap the benefits of being in higher positions power, and his lines in the movie about how the strongest eat and the weakest get eaten is very Darwinist, I think from Charlie’s perspective the only way to exude power is through violence. It’s honestly not really profound reading through it now, but considering how they literally have chickens and pigs chilling on their estate that they very well could just continue to breed, and the food they sustain from the livestock could probably last them a long while (idk I’m not a farmer). The fact that Charlie immediately turned to cannibalism/cannibalising the OG Hoyt, makes me certain that he’s not doing this out of the care for his family’s survival, he just wants to reclaim that faux power that he once had the privilege to back in Korea. Lmao i feel like I’ve cooked up something hella profound just for this to be common knowledge, i need to read the TCM comics and books so badlyyyy… 🙏🙏🙏

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“HOLY SHIT IS THAT CHUCKY??-”

“I’m not a minor, Scott.”

“Oh my FUCKING god.”

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I’ve seen some people do this, and it’s made me stop rotting away and actually do something. It’s inspired by Leatherfaces dinner outfit/ pretty woman mask!

The cropped blazer is unbuttoned in my vision, the piece of ribcage it like a makeshift pants chain, tied with some thin brown rope. Also the chainsaw is bedazzled too. ^^ if I can be arsed, I’ll try and draw myself in it too lel.

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𝐒𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬!!!

Michael Myers:

Bro loves lean bro, I’m telling you right now he is the mean, lean, guzzling machine. He cannot put down the cup, and the reason why he kills on Halloween is because he always runs out of lean and is mad. He was sipping on promethazine since he came out the womb, and when he was like 2 lmao, the reason why he killed his sister Judith is because she drank his last cup of lean. So he absolutely no-scoped that b-word to hell.

Freddy Krueger:

He was on his way to becoming a superstar sensation, on everyone’s TV screens- the next Kim Kardashian. He was gonna get his own reality TV show: keeping up with the Krueger, but due to pedophilia allegations on his name, they had to cancel the show. And Freddy Krueger had to say goodbye to fame, and hello to 9/5.

Bo Sinclair:

He has a child he doesn’t know about. After he got a severe case of blue balls, from the lack of huzz coming to Ambrose, the ventured out of town and landed into a bar. He does not wrap that meat up, and after having a drunken one night stand with some random woman, he went back to Ambrose and never saw her again. Now he’s just got a random walking sperm he has no idea exists. That same walking sperm ended up being Lester Sinclair lol

Chucky:

I wanna pick him up and throw him. Anyways, when he was in his human form he was born with ginger hair. Being born with ginger hair meant he was bullied relentlessly by his peers, which caused his villain arc. After dying his hair black and killing a bunch of people and preforming voodoo to transform into Tiffany’s breasts, Satan decided to give him one last fuck you, and made him a permanently ginger doll, living out the remaining days in constant torment.

Pennywise:

Despite being called Pennywise, he owns neither pennies, or wiseness. Instead he’s in crippling debt to the killer clowns from outer space, since he plagiarised the evil clown thing from them. They sued him for copyright infringements back in 1741 when he started murking Googoogaga babies in Derry. Since then he’s been unbelievably poor, having -1 million dollars in his cashapp. Which is why he lives in the sewers, can’t afford a house lol

Bubba Sawyer:

The reason why she can’t speak, and only groans is because she’s too busy in the basement huffing bone marrow. She has been in and out of rehab for huffing bone marrow, but old habits die hard. She has suffered long term consequences, like not being able to form syllables, a deteriorated mental state, and being a lvl 10 tweaker. She hides small bones up her ass like she’s smuggling them across the border, but really she just needs a quick whiff of the marrow after an epic kill. What you see up there is her after inhaling one whole leg bone of marrow, absolutely bonked out

Thomas Hewitt:

He is actually, a disgusting, depraved.. vegan. That’s right. A vegan. Why do you think you never see him eating any of that real human stew in the movies? Cause he’s vegan. DISGUSTING. He prefers to source his human “meat” from quorn, he’s not vegan on purpose. Human meat just gives him horrendous diarrhoea. His bruncle Hoyt makes fun of him for having the shits, and the rest of the family don’t support his sinful vegan lifestyle. They want him to conform to the meat life, but being vegan is part of his identity. That’s who he is. A vegan.

Jason Voorhees:

Since a very young age, Jason has been abusing plastic surgery: gallons of botox in his cheeks and forehead, gallons of lip filler, giving him plump luscious lips, face lifts, new veneers from Turkey, 10 nose jobs, a tummy tuck, big boobs, a massive bbl which doesn’t match the thighs mind you, and a designer vagina to top it all off. Because of this, he was left permanently disfigured by a lot of his surgeries; since his bbl was still in the healing process, the bbl air stunk so much that everyone (including his mum) at Crystal lake camp rallied against him and tossed him into the lake, the weight of his bbl causing him to drown.

Billy Lenz:

Billy Lenz suffers with his eyesight, hence why he’s called Billy Lenz. He put a z at the end of Lenz though because he thought it was cool, and hip, and kinda edgy lol. His eyesight is terrible, having to wear pure goggles, and due to embarrassment he hides himself away in peoples attics. The reason why you only see one eye in the OG movie, is because he can only afford one eye contact, brokie

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤

[le4therfxce]

Would it erm be incorrect if I said that if you and chop-top were like playing Fortnite and you both got killed he wouldn’t say “oh no we died” he’d probably say you both got vored. After like 10 stutters mind you. ✌️🙁

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Erm silly little rant, BUT WHY IS TCM MERCH SO DAMN EXPENSIVE. I’m too poor for this franchise istg 😑🙏 wdym a pair of Leatherface socks on Etsy, cost an arm and a leg. I got a Bubba Saywer figurine, which costed 40 smackaroons, and I almost shedded tears throwing my money at the cashier man.

My camera quality is absolute dog btw. BUT ERM, idk I guess it’s worth it. AND THEN I LOCKED EYES ON THE MOST GLORIOUS THING EVER. A fucking like life sized TCM chainsaw, from like the dudes who own TCM, so it’s like legit. 😮‍💨 the thing makes a revving noise too, I’m actually doing backflips rn at the thought. The thing costs 95 freaken quids, I mean yeah obviously. BUT WHY. AAAARGH I HATE IT, I’m too much of a brokie for the special interest. I should’ve swallowed the chainsaw, and walked out the store oddly chainsaw shaped.

[le4therfxce]

Lawl I just made this, kinda gay

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My buddy got me this custom made shirt and I love it so much LAWL

Peak, too peak.

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I got bored so I made some Thomas Hewitt/Hewitt family memes lol

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OH EM GEE, guys I am literally going crazy rn bruh 🙏

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WAITER WAITER!!! MORE CANNIBALISTIC BODACIOUS DRAG QUEEN BABEZ PLS!!!

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I got my gf into TCM and she made this lmfao.

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Modern AU! Leatherface Headcannons

Probably just gonna do Bubba first 😼 and then Thomas.

- Now that online shopping is a thing, Bubba can order materials for her arts and crafts, (non human) masks and maybe a few wigs, for their mask collection, and some makeup!

- Bubba is a little fashionista, so there’s gonna be online shopping galore! Pretty floral dress? BUYING IT! Cute shoes? BUYING IT! New tuxedo? BUYING IT! He doesn’t bother to check the sizes, they don’t actually know their size, so most likely some of it doesn’t even fit. Eventually Drayton would have to chastise Bubba for wasting so much money on clothes. Money doesn’t grow on trees Bubba!!!

-Bubba can’t really step out into civilisation, it would be too overwhelming for them, plus Drayton wouldn’t trust ANYONE, with his truck. So Bubba is usually just inside the house or walking around near his house. So online shops and videos really help her feel like she’s not alone.

-Bubba feels more in tune with her feminine self then her masculine self, hence the pretty lady and granny masks. She prefers she/her pronouns but doesn’t mind he/they. Not like they other sawyers really care all that much, unfortunately for Bubba.

-Don’t let Bubba on the internet for too long! Bubba can be easily influenced, and they once stumbled across some crazy, conspiracy videos, and Drayton (very aggravated) had to tell the frightened boy that aliens don’t exist and aren’t trying to turn their brain into mush. So Bubba has a two hour time limit on her iPad!!!

-Stimboards, and ASMR videos and sensory bins! The sounds of crunching, squishing, popping and the feeling of grainy, squishy, hard and soft things, put Bubba at ease. It’s one thing Bubba can distract themselves with, instead of hearing yelling and being overwhelmed by everyone. Bubba made herself a bin with her arts and crafts, when she had found videos about them on her feed.

-Bubba is still the clueless soul she is, but because of the internet, it’s kind of made her a little bit more aware. And instead of only knowing about killing, providing for the family, makeup, bones etc, her mind, knowledge and opinions have expanded.

-The family aren’t made of money, which is why they turned to cannibalism, as a way to put food on the table. So the only expensive gift Bubba received, was an old, second-hand iPad, that Drayton may or may not have took from one of the victims.

-Digital art? WOW! Bubba loves drawing on her iPad, she’s horrible at it, but that won’t deter her from drawing a butterfly, or a flower, or a detailed drawing of the corpse of one of his victims. 😸 last part was a joke, but because Bubba is literally a child trapped in a ruthless killers body, it wouldn’t be surprising.

-Her perverted older brothers had sultry porno magazines lurking around, that he’d occasionally take a sneak peak in, and cover his eyes and run away, squealing in excitement and nervousness at the sight of boobies. However, they never knew a website dedicated to boobs and butts existed! Catching Nubbins in the act of watching that content, she got curious and wanted to search it up and see. She later got questioned by Drayton as to why her search history is filled with: ‘bobs’ ‘ass’ ‘secks’ ‘peanits’.

-YouTube shorts watcher.. don’t flame her, it’s just easy watchable content! She loves watching the short cooking videos, it’s the best. But it gives her the munchies…

-As Bubba has more materials, then just skin and bones, the house looks a little more homely. Random colourful fabrics just placed, in every nook, and cranny, giving it a pop of colour. Bubba also learned how to knit, through videos, and now can make knitted jumpers and cushion cases!

-Noise Cancelling headphones! Really helpful when she doesn’t want to deal with her brothers’ bullshit. Also great to block out any unwanted noise that’ll distress and anger Bubba.

-Bubba has a plethora of plushies, some old, some new, some big and some small. All cheep however, money doesn’t grow on trees Bubba!!! They help him feel accompanied during the night, plus they’re just so darn cute! She named the ugly one Drayton, the one with a ripped hole in its head Chop-Top, and the dirty one Nubbins, the brothers don’t know that however. Bubba wouldn’t want to upset anyone so they don’t tell them.

Thanks for reading!

I had fun writing this lol 😸

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All the sawyer siblings are actually autistic it’s true I swear Tobe hooper told me

[le4therfxce]

Bubba Sawyer is definitely Genderfluid and into cottagecore, like he deffo likes to rock a yellow/ moss green dress sometimes 😋

Also I love how most of the slasher fandom has come together to say that Thomas Hewitt would definitely be a metalhead. Soft fem Bubba and Dark Metalhead Thomas 4EVER‼️‼️‼️‼️

[le4therfxce]

Please feed my insatiable hunger Thomas Hewitt content I am BEGGING YOU.

Okay so like you have yk the usual standard requests like 'Slashers with a short s/o' 'Slashers with a chubby s/o' and that's cool but like, there's been this one thing that I've wanted, and ITS SO SPECIFIC OMG. Picture this: angsty Thomas x female! reader- She successfully escapes the Hewitt's with a victim, because she's aware that their lifestyle is horrific and she's not really suffering from too much Stockholm syndrome although she loves Thomas so it's kinda conflicting in a way, but plot twist.... SHE'S PREGNANT WITH HIS CHILD! (bonkers right) and he's aware she's carrying his baby, because she's like 3 months in already, so she and this victim get in a getaway car of some sorts, and Thomas is in hot pursuit, but they eventually lose him, so he kinda just loses the love of his life and his s/o is almost on the verge of a meltdown because she doesn't want to leave him but she doesn't want to be associated with that type of stuff, for the sake of herself and the baby. BUT I'm a sucker for angst with a happy ending so if anyone was to pull ALL of this off WITH a happy ending, you'd cure my depression. THIS IS THE SHIT I WANNA SEE, JUICY CONTENT, PLUS MOST ACC'S THAT DO REQUESTS ARE INACTIVE OR BUSY SO LIKE NOOOOO. someone pls help a poor reader out.