We are the Potter Generation

blog by lea golightly

[mischiefsmanaged-deactivated202]

moony, wormtail, padfoot, and prongs, purveyors of aids to magical mischief makers are proud to present THE MARAUDER’S MAP

[frutiguro]

It is time to go back, my dudes.

[id0ntkn0wanythinganym0re]

I often think about the fact that Hogwarts students wear plain black ties with the Hogwarts crest on them and then get a different tie once they have been sorted into their house. This either means that they are given new ties after they are sorted meaning them buying a tie in the first place was pointless or that they can magic the ties to be whatever house they end up in and I just want to know which it is

[blackmarlene]

Sirius: Let’s play a game of whose life sucks the most. I’ll win. I always win.

[shitthehousessay]

Gryffindor: It should be my birthday everyday

Slytherin: You would be very old

Gryffindor: What a rude thing to say to someone on their birthday

[alessiajontrunfio]

“Shortly before Remus’s eleventh birthday, no less a person than Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts, arrived uninvited on the Lupins’ doorstep. Flustered and frightened, Lyall and Hope tried to block his entrance, but somehow, five minutes later, Dumbledore was sitting at the fireside, eating crumpets and playing Gobstones with Remus.(…) Dumbledore told the Lupins that he saw no reason why Remus should not come to school, and described the arrangements that he had made to give the boy a safe and secure place for his transformations.” 

(Pottermore)

[sickjacket]

the epilogue for the last harry potter book should have just been thirty-year old harry forwarding dozens of cat videos a day to mcgonagall with the caption “is this u” on all of them

[bookclubaddict]

All books with a map automatically get one star extra from me;)

[elfwriting]

Snape: I found this ‘Marauders map’ in potter’s possessions. Do you have any idea what this is?

Remus:

[xoblackinnon]

James: “I kissed Lily!”

Peter: “Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!”

James: “It was unbelievable!”

Peter: “Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!”

Sirius: “Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Peter, get the Butterbeer and lock the door, so nobody can disturb us. James, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?”

James: “Oh, it ended very well”

Remus: [running in the door] “Do not start without me! Do not start without me!”

Sirius: “Ok, all right, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?”

James: “Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then we just sort of sunk into it”

Remus: “Ok, so, ok, were you holding her or were your hands like on her back?”

James: “No, actually first I had them on her waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were in her hair”

Sirius, Remus and Peter: “Awwwweee!!!!”

(In the Girls dorm)

Lily: “And, uh, and then he kissed me”

Marlene: “Tongue?”

Lily: “Yeah”

Marlene: “Cool.”

[rupelover]

Film vs Book moments.

[wingedcorgi]

a bit bitter.

[allwaswellforharrypotter]

Never forget in POA when Harry blew up aunt Marge, ran away, AND THEN proceeded to plan his life as an outlaw

[hufflepuff-headcanons]

honestly the harry potter fandom is so wild like we’ve all collectively refused to accept cursed child as canon but some college kids tell us hufflepuffs are particularly good finders and we don’t even question it

[shitthehousessay]

Ravenclaw: Guys...

Slytherin: What?

Ravenclaw: If watermelons exist, why aren't there firemelons, earthmelons, and airmelons?

Hufflepuff: The elemelons.

[fanonical]

One time, Gryffindor reached exactly 69 house points, and for two whole weeks they managed not to gain or lose any by being as boring as possible. It was finally broken when Hermione was awarded 10 points for some good Charms homework, and Ron was subtracted 20 for yelling “FUCKS SAKE HERMIONE” in response

[pomegrntes]

it happened, only it wasn’t mentioned because it wasn’t relevant to Harry’s story

[drarry]

do u ever look at someone’s characterization of one of ur faves and just sit there offended on behalf of the character

[drarry]

I made this post because someone said Draco Malfoy was only into vanilla sex