The Marauders

I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good Padfoot, Prongs, Moony, Wormtail

[incorrectmarauders]

James: The sky is beautiful.

Sirius: You know what else is beautiful?

Both, in unison: Remus.

[blackmarlene]

Harry, you have your mother's eyes...

.

.

...

And your father's ass.

[blackmarlene]

Sirius: I was put on this earth to do one thing. Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.

[blackmarlene]

James: Are you alright? That's a lot of blood.

Sirius: I'm fine. This isn't my blood.

Remus: That's supposed to be good?!??

[blackmarlene]

Sirius: I don't like the way he was talking with you. Were you okay with that?

Remuse: I don't like way ANYONE talks to me.

Sirius:

Remus: I don't like talking to people.

Sirius:

Remus: Shut up.

BONUS

Remus: But yes, you can go beat him up.

Sirius: *cracks knuckles*

[blackmarlene]

Remus: Maybe you should wear less black

Sirius: Maybe you should wear more Black

[blackmarlene]

patronus

Professor: okay this is easy, just pick one of your happiest moments

Remus: my what now

[blackmarlene]

James: *sighs*

Sirius: You bored?

James: Yeah.

Sirius: ...

Sirius: Wanna start drama for no reason?

James: ...

James: Yeah, why not.

[blackmarlene]

Tonks: We don't use curse words in this house, if you say one you'll be grounded

Teddy: What the heck?

Tonks: You are on thin fucking ice mister

Teddy:

Tonks: oh

[blackmarlene]

Peter: Is that a hickey?

Sirius: No... I got bitten by a snake.

James: That's a very big bite for a snake.

Sirius: Well, it was a large snake... a mama snake.

[Remus enters the room]

James: Hello mama snake.

[blackmarlene]

Babysitting Harry~

*Sirius rushing into the room and hitting his sholder on something*

Sirius: Son of a bi-

Remus: *glares* Sirius, no bad words in front of the child

Sirius: Goose of a bitch

Remus: *facepalm* Sirius... Son was not the bad word...

[blackmarlene]

Remus: Come on, you can't be that stupid!

Sirius: Who says I can't?

[blackmarlene]

Sirius: Fall in love with me.

Marlene: I already have.

[blackmarlene]

Sirius: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Marlene: No, but I scraped my knees climbing back to hell.

Sirius: ...wow.

[blackmarlene]

Sirius: You are so tiny and adorable.

Marlene: I could kick your ass.

Sirius: I know.

[blackmarlene]

Walburga: I don't like you.

Sirius: Funny. I don't like you either.

[blackmarlene]

Lily: Sweet pie would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Marlene: Sweet pie would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

About Sirius Black~