TheKBerd

Greetings, fellow Tumblr users! I'm a weird creature three and a bit decades in the making. I am entirely too far past my best before date, but hey if the world hasn't struck me down yet then maybe it's a superpower! I work in the science field as a Lab Tech, though I lost most of what little smarts I acquired over the years. Realistically I'm just here and that's both your problem and mine! As far as this Tumblr goes, I just reblog things I like or my mutuals might like. Occasionally I chirp about my woes. If you're not causing harm, you're welcome to stick around!

[friendlynoodles]

I painted my cats as pikmin 🌱🌺

[boypart-blog]

WHAT!!!!

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

[handsomeamoeba]

[endquestionmark]

#death from above

[uhouse]

this post makes me cry every single damn time

[gabbigabriella]

This is one of those legendary posts that’s been around since I first made a Tumblr. When I didn’t have access to my Tumblr for a few years I would sometimes reference this post. Iconic lol

[garashir]

hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?

[lesbiansforboromir]

Couldn’t find it so I made another because you’re right that it’s a crime and it’s definitely my duty to remedy it

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[therobotmonster]

[leothewerelion]

inshallah he will be drank

[mgsr]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[gaystation4]

[glowingghosty]

i don't say this very often so you can trust me when i say for the love of god please unmute

[foxofninetales]

Audio description: Very loud trilling purrring.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Very important kitty noises

[teaboot]

I think your cat is probably a dove

[petermorwood]

The cat is ringing, pick up!

[thesylverlining]

That's a tribble!!

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

this post was a big hit in the adults who have bills to pay fandom

[atlasas45]

Have this one been done yet

[goth-queen]

[neko-mancy]

just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

[dontbreakthechain]

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

[idabbleincrazy]

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

[my-dailydreams]

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

its always "what are your plans for the future, you should really be planning for the future" and never "wow that character you're obsessed with sounds so cool can you explain them to me. im sure you get them more than anyone else"

[theweirdwideweb]

[goth-queen]

[theowlburrow]

Video games 🎮

[theowlburrow]

This is a remaster of an old Vap Comic! Now in AMAZING TECHNICOLOR 🖌️🎨

[pikaole]

Paras, who had a big dream