TheKBerd

Greetings, fellow Tumblr users! I'm a weird creature three and a bit decades in the making. I am entirely too far past my best before date, but hey if the world hasn't struck me down yet then maybe it's a superpower! I work in the science field as a Lab Tech, though I lost most of what little smarts I acquired over the years. Realistically I'm just here and that's both your problem and mine! As far as this Tumblr goes, I just reblog things I like or my mutuals might like. Occasionally I chirp about my woes. If you're not causing harm, you're welcome to stick around!

[anxietyproblem]

[otherside-picnic]

If criminals don't get to have human rights, then the people in charge of deciding what a criminal is get to decide who is and is not human. Do you understand? Is this not blindingly obvious? Do you care?

Or do you assume you will always be "one of the good ones"?

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[doctor-doodleman]

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

[prokopetz]

Trolling my biologist D&D player by sending the party on a quest to prevent the destruction of a mystical seal, and when they finally get there it quickly becomes clear that I'm actually describing a walrus.

[austimpowerz]

surely another trinket will cure me

[willgrahamscock]

[boccher]

doctor will fix me they'll do a scan and find a terrible darkness seated in my stomach and be like "oh my god we're so sorry we were supposed to remove this at birth like everyone else, i don't know how this was missed, we're so sorry you've been living like this your whole life" and it'll fix my brain too and all clouds will part

[aonkeeper4]

me whenm i am. Prougraming on my Computer

[heyitsmelinguini]

that’s mozilla herself

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken wimdows

[nightmaresyrup]

I compressed and minified a Gryphon. Marvel at how tiny it is! (Around the size of a corgi)

[mango-and-isekai]

Hello I would like one

[miiilowo]

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

[eclecticopposition]

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

[eatcopperwire]

[ayeforscotland]

Every note in Resident Evil.

[jovialgnomejpeg]

does anyone else feel kind of slutty refilling soap bottles

[skoomabong]

[jovialgnomejpeg]

[jovialgnomejpeg]

the soap that inspired it all

[littlemousling]

[swagophile]

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

[most-sane-classicist]

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

[firagasoap]

Broccoli Knuckle Duster by David Delahunty

[ma-gpie]

[thekberd]

@kingfisherclaw a gift idea for someone lol

[ahotknife]

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

[tredekim]