☆ just your average thundercats hoe ☆

☆ hi im emily im twenty-three and i ruin everything but I like memes a lot so i guess that's cool ☆

[onlytwitterpics]

[hotdadcalendar-blog]

true as hell

[ironpour]

[catchymemes]

[ashleyjowilliams-deactivated202]

like ive been thinking about this line from that creme brulee brownie recipe for days like literally where is this woman now like how is she doing 

[icedcoffeebee]

i hope you guys know i have the chrome extensions that turn trumps tweets into crayon, “god” into nicolas cage, the owo extension, and all caps turned off

[jacobtheloofah]

this is, simultaneously, the perfect capsule of all that is 2017, as well as the worst thing ive seen all year

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

me: i have an oral exam in my french class tomorrow i’m super nervous

boy: oral exam huh ;) ;) ;)

me:

[doggosource]

good boi

[viostormcaller]

OH MY GOD?????? OHHHHH MY GOD??????????

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Reblog for VERY BLESSED ENERGY

[itsnotvinebutitsfine]

| Being a hostess at a restaurant

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

“Koko, the gorilla famous for knowing sign language, was asked where gorillas go after death, she responded by signing “Comfortable hole, bye.”“

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

“Comfortable hole, bye “

[gen-zee]

I love how confused adults get with our humor and vine refrences cause like i just replied to my brother with ‘four female ghostbusters?? the feminist are taking over!!’ and he just screams ‘IM AN ADULT VIRGIN’ and my mom still has no idea what we’re talking about

[curiosityisfatal-deactivated202]

Sometimes I fear we accidentally created a new language

[gen-zee]

why fear it when you can embrace it

[petersboyfriendsonofthor]

Fun fact: the media thinks the Area 51 Facebook thing is being spread by Russian bots. Anyone older than 30 simply cannot comprehend millennial and gen z humor

[fictionalred]

Don’t blame it on the sunshine Don’t blame it on the moonlight Don’t blame it on the good times Blame it on the Russians

[toniins]

i was in the us one time (im australian) and went to dinner w a family that had a daughter the same age as me. my aunt made some comment like “oh you guys were raised in such different contexts, there wouldn’t be much common ground” and without missing a beat she said “ravioli ravioli” and i finished “give me the formuoli” and my aunt looked like she was about to have a stroke

[helprobin-deactivated20190722]

kpop is wack man you guys post videos w captions like “LOOK at what taehyung did” and i play the video and he does fucking nothing he just like blinks or wipes his nose or whatever and the tags are like “STOP DJKSFJSH OMFG… my precious juicy husband please impregnate me 🤤😍😫”

…..seek help!

[gragam]

[4444555666777888999]

Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”

[mirrorspell]

[dollmaycry]

look at this absolute baby i found at work the other day

[dykesphoria]

[dykesphoria]

[thebootydiaries]

Me:

Parents:

Me:

Parents:

Me: *puts earbuds in*

Parents: iebdwibtifhd

Me: what

Parents: HDJEHDIFNE

Me: what

Me: *takes out earbuds*

Parents:

Parents:

Me: *puts earbuds back in*

Parents: jekdelwnfoehdir

Me: what

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

me when i go to barnes n noble and spend $38.78

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

i’ve studied the titty

[creamynut]

what you learn?

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

it’s good

[titties-and-mild-suffering-deac]

See nothing but facts here, carry on