Random Shit and Art.

[sosuperawesome]

Plush Octopi

Loren Ver on Etsy

[leaderoftheintrovertsociety]

nice legs [Preminger]

[slaughterkeys]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[uinferno]

Doing it on our terms

[butchyena]

ive been doing a lot of youtube recipe binging lately so i was recommended this video and i was like fuck it diet soup why not

and it sounded pretty tasty so after the vid i scrolled down to see what people thought of it, and i just really need to share with you all what the comment section is like

and for the one that broke me:

[joedizzlefoshizzel]

[honestmagpie]

I laughed so hard I gave myself an actual headache oml

[dnd-apothecary]

i laughed so hard at this comment

[davvic]

My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.

[pandaflavouredcookies]

The morning murps

[breaktotheotherside]

Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.

[thegravelbro]

this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way

[academi-aesthetics]

My hobbies include stargazing,getting lost in these ceilings, overthrowing the government, and maintaining my aesthetic.

[andymuschietti]

The Hunt (2020) - Dir. Craig Zobel “Depends on whether they’re smart pretending to be idiots or idiots pretending to be smart.”

[bea-sides]

being a woman is like. i want to be monstrous. i want to be desired.

[firefox-official]

god i fuckin love airports. who came up with that??? “yeah, planes land here and take off. what if we also made it a mall, and then removed everyone’s sense of time and space when they came inside?” it could be 8:33 in the morning in a time zone i have never experienced but it’s always Airport Time

[firefox-official]

the norms there are so bizarre. who cares. wear your bugs bunny sweats over a button down. who gives a shit? nobody’s going to yell at you for chugging four sprites. you just do that. that’s the void talking

[davidragifs]

[vaspider]

This year, try practicing the phrase “I don’t get it, but I’m happy for you” as well as the sentence “It’s not for me, but it makes them happy, so good for them.“ 

You will find yourself so much happier if you just acknowledge that other people’s lives aren’t about you. If there is any wisdom I can pass on from my time on this earth to other people, that’s it: other people’s lives aren’t about you, and that’s okay.

[vulpes-aestatis]

Sorry to hijack this post, but this is high-key one of my parenting goals

[vaspider]

That’s not a hijack. It’s a good thing to talk about. Teaching your kids this should be a parenting goal.

My family taught me to judge people, constantly. Judge their clothes, their hair, their habits, who they love, how they live, how they worship. My mother and sister think it’s funny to judge the clothing of people they see in public. One of the things that made me stop talking to my father is that he took a picture of a random woman’s tattooed shoulder at a minor league baseball game, without her consent, so he could post it on his Facebook and theorize with his Boomer friends as to what the “meaning” of her ♀️ tattoo meant, including a long side conversation about her “hip to shoulder ratio” and whether or not he thought she was “really female.”

I have to reiterate that what this woman did in order to be treated this way by my father is sit a few rows in front of him at a baseball game with a visible tattoo on the back of her shoulder.

My family taught me to judge people constantly for things that don’t hurt me. I came to the world as a young adult wired for conflict and wired to have a bad time and wired not to get along with people. It took me literally decades and lots of therapy and nearly dying to unwind the judgment for others that my family baked into me. And that judgment made me really miserable, actually! It ruined friendships and screwed up working enviroments and made it hard for me to see the things people do in a neutral or positive light, bc this desire to judge people in order to feel superior to them on the most marginal of points doesn’t easily turn off in your brain. You see everyone as an opponent, always finding flaws rather than points of commonality.

Teach your kids to leave people the fuck alone about the things other people do that don’t hurt your kids. Teach your kids to say “I don’t understand it, but it’s not hurting me, and so I’m glad for them.”

Teach your kids to mind their business. They’ll be much, much happier adults.

[undaria]

And catch yourself when you notice yourself judging. If you realise you are judging, ask yourself why. And then counter it with something positive about the person you were judging to really get yourself out of the habit.

[leaderoftheintrovertsociety]

The Gone book series, but in different countries:

SPOILER WARNING RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW GUYS IM TELLING YOU I GO INTO DETAIL!

Australia:

No guns (unless they were lucky enough to get a police station in the dome)

Weapons would include: knives, tasers, and anything in the shed or kitchen.

The animals would be even worse, by a lot (like a LOT)

I'm imagining crocs with layers of teeth that can suddenly roam the land, or maybe they're just huge, or tons of tiny ones (that actually sounds worse)

And the mozzies... I'll let you imagine those

Then let's not leave out the flying snakes and then whatever would happen to the spiders and birds (I don't even want to know)

We'd use a lot more humour, just as we've done to the corona virus, but we'd definitely all still be scared

Without the breeze (not Brianna, I mean actual wind) and rain and all that, a lot of kids would die to heat or exhaustion

(would sunburn still be a thing??? Like can the UV rays get through the dome?)

I think the drug and alcohol problem would be worse here, but I might be wrong (I wouldn't know)

Bragging. There would be a lot more bragging about powers

The whole 'humans' vs 'freaks' would definitely still happen

Fishing would not be a problem if it's by the water (like the FAYZ) but if it's in the middle of the land hunger would be a much more prevalent thing

Most of us also don't have basements so we couldn't even hide from the dangers down there, yet alone get away from the sun like that

Solar power though!

A lot more cursing

People would get along a bit better unless someone got a bad vibe check and then they're out. No kidding.

People would go crazy at different levels (a lot of people would be ok with losing their parents funnily enough whereas the rest would be devestaed, whether they hide that or not is hard to guess)

Little kids would be taken in a bit faster

I hope there isn't seasons because summer would kill us all, and winter wouldn't even help because crops (if we could grow them on our nasty ass soil) would just be in waiting

Tyrants. Idk if anybody else has noticed but we don't exactly have good idols for leading the FAYZ so I think there would be a few more Caine and Lances

Vandelism would be a thing. Definitely

Social hierarchies would go pretty quick, so would tough guy facades

Community would be a big thing

I think sex would have happened sooner (we're overexposed anyway)

And I don't know what else. If you have something to add, do, and if you can imagine your country, please add it too!

[halcyoncraft]

:0 what are the things with the tree branches and the fireflies

Tree branches are from the Dynamic Trees & Biomes O’ Plenty mods, & Fireflies, depending on which gif you’re referring to, are from Familiar Fauna (the sparkling pixie ones) -or- Lumen/Illuminations (for the actual firefly looking ones)!

Links (all require Forge or Fabric installed; check their dependencies!): Biomes O’ Plenty Dynamic Trees* (Requires Bo’P) Lumen (uses Forge)  Illuminations (uses Fabric)

[justcatposts]

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