nonsense

yes i am a giant floating eyeball i've seen a doctor about it and they said it's genetic

[rememberthismeme]

[ubercharge]

[bethanydelleman]

My son gave me a card that said, "You are the best mom ever" so I asked him if he collected empirical evidence to back up that claim. He admitted to doing no research at all; therefore it's purely anecdotal and cannot be trusted. I have hung this sentimental atrocity on my office wall.

[insecuregodcomplex]

[geniusoflove]

i wish fox mulder was real so i could email him

[hooved]

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

[dragon-in-a-fez]

just saw a girl wearing two broken smartwatches on the same wrist. some kind of grunge scifi protagonist perhaps

[thecyndimistuff]

[roboticoperatingbud]

[susiephone]

so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.

[ckret2]

[bransonreese]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I suffer from something that can only be described as "grim postmonitions;" upon succeeding at a dangerous task, such as walking up an icy set of slate stairs, my mind flashes with all the ways it could have gone wrong, e.g. slipping and cracking my skull on the masonry. I become inordinately distressed at these visions, as if they are distinct, imminent threats, despite the danger having already passed

[stonelions]

he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain

[anik]

i love this guy

[molabuddy]

at first glance i badly misread that last post i just rbed. so i thought the image said this

[hjeojeo]

Did some gundam studies (calibarn and vidari) ! I really enjoyed looking at so many pretty gunplas and custom builds +_+

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[iamoutofideas]

[imjunebitch]

calling ppl "larpers" to insinuate theyre fake fans of smth/poorly pretending to be smth is so fucking stupid cuz. tell me u have never met a real LARPer without saying u have never met a real LARPer. those guys care. they are fucking locked in dude. like LARP is a lifestyle its a commitment they care so much. they're not fake nerds either like fake nerds just repost LOTR gifsets and talk about how nerdy they are for being into like, fucking batman and stuff. LARPers know their shit. they read the whole Silmarillion. they know who Ambush Bug is. like get LARP's name out of your fucking mouth

[freakoutgirl]

i hate when something is in 20 minutes