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mr-deep-downer

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

februarytrash

being sad and horny is a privilege

smeagles

mind you i’m doing this shit while employed. never give up

spicymochi

your month, your mini creature!

agnesmontague

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

stellarskyes

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

agnesmontague

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

horsefigureoftheday

Horse figure of the day: Trail of Painted Ponies "Earth Angels"

pangur-and-grim

I have a sinus infection, so I was blowing my nose a lot while on the exercise bike and throwing the tissues beside me. anyway I just glanced over, and Pangur is nesting in the used tissues. kinda cute, kinda nasty

pangur-and-grim

leathergerard

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

leathergerard

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

leathergerard

... much like something else i know of

taurzza

thedeepsharks

🙂

frailbug

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way