Cool Beams

gnawing and biting and biting and gnawing and gnawing and biting and gnawing

[tamamita]

Looks like things are going well

[tamamita]

Nope, it's actually real

"You're fucking crazy": Trump fumes at Netanyahu in call on Lebanon

"You'd be in prison if it weren't for me. I'm saving your ass."

[hollowedskin]

I got a 4 min long video of Kimchi dreaming today, so here's a clip

You get the whole walk cycle and the little sprint at the end.

Sometimes her sprints last for like 4 or 5 seconds and she can shoot herself off the couch or into a wall if she gets a grip with her back claws. If she does it next to a wall, her head smacking into it sounds like someone is trying to break into the house. She doesn't wake up.

Later in the dream she injured her paw and was limping, and earlier she caught something and ate it.

[hollowedskin]

[homophobla]

Throwback to the time tumblr accidentally sent a post 15 years into the past

[homophobla]

https://www.tumblr.com/pinkiepieistraight/810758631765295104

Found a link

[fleshengine]

What the fuck does this site's backend look like

[pinene]

Loving the implication that this website could have a backend strange enough to make time travel real

[homophobla]

idk about that one

[sun-almighty-wukong]

sooo how did they manage to change the timestamp

[paper-mario-wiki]

do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets

her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.

remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.

thank you, Marsha. we remember you.

[depsidase]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[beautifulscreaminglady]

what op said

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[deathcomequickly]

Andrea Spencer Glassworks

Whoa.

[oxypill]

does anyone know what to fucking do anymore

[monsterpotion]

"You can now sort your likes from oldest to newest on web and iOS. Do you remember what your first liked post was?"

oh dear

[monsterpotion]

oh its bad back there.

[thedreadvampy]

Everywhere I go I'm reminded how much the desire to punish homelessness and migration and other Undesirablenesses make society markedly worse for everyone

like why is the park locked after 5pm so I can't go and sit under a tree after work? to punish rough sleepers for the terrible crime of being homeless and alive

why do I have to buy a drink, beg for a code and fuck around with an awkward keypad for 5 minutes in order to take a piss? because fuck homeless people

why do I need to provide proof of address and photo ID to do everything? because we had to create a really hostile environment for migrants

why can't you sit anywhere? well because god forbid people sleep when they're pushed out of shelter. can't risk that.

every day governments, councils and businesses make your life worse as a side effect of making vulnerable people's lives WAY worse. if you're ok with that you're a fucking idiot and if you're in favour of it you're a vindictive cunt cause again literally the ONLY payoff for your life getting worse is other people's lives getting worser.

[decompose1]

real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????

[decompose1]

why is this getting notes again everyone STOP talking about white collar & rich guy shit i am a BLUE COLLAR DYKE!!!! THIS IS A JANITORIAL COMPANY!!!! i will NOT let you make this about white collar businessmen the poors are funny too ok

[apolladay]

Bring the hyperspecific poll trend back?

Currently have two fridges in the house within viewing distance of each other

Have never broken a bone but have dislocated both knees

Currently the 9 o’clock hour (am or pm)

The closest object to the left is a water bottle

Own exactly 9 hats

Will be moving in the next month

Have never had someone accurately guess my age

Was once ironically gifted a 1.5 foot stuffed Jesus Christ

Once flew cross country with no notice for a concert on a whim

Some of these (which?)

All of these (??)

None of these

Remaining time: 4 days 13 hours

[poorest-meow-meow-contest]

Round Zero (Qualifiers) - Poll 9

Who is the poorest little meow meow?

Secretive Plotter - Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint

Simon Aumar - Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

Volo - Pokémon Legends of Arceus

Hol Horse - Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Sherlock Holmes - Original book + Adaptations

Eleanor Shellstrop - The Good Place

Albert Moriarty - Moriarty the Patriot

Juno Steel - The Penumbra Podcast

Geto Suguru - Jujutsu Kaisen

Saito Sajima - AI The Somium Files

Remaining time: 13 hours 46 minutes

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents