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[somnolescentmoon]

a girl getting headaches all the time is indicative of some kind of dark power sealed within, so whenever a girl gets lots of headaches you should try thanking her for being so kind as to hold it all within itself.

[somnolescentmoon]

you can also kiss it on the head to help her contain all of her dark power, and make the headache go away.

[versusfaith]

hope nobody made that yet

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[homunculus-argument]

When the caffeine and 8 hours of sleep and two antidepressants and ADHD meds all align perfectly, it's 9 am forever and I'm finally locked in, I'm not locked in here with you - you're locked in here with me.

[homunculus-argument]

You know those clip-on harness leashes that they've got for kids? I'll start this by admitting that yes, I am a Childless Millenial who judges other people for their parenting choices, but I'm saying it anyway:

I judge the shit out of parents who don't keep their kids on a leash. Like really, ma'am, you've got a fucking toddler who just learned to walk and you're just going to set that thing loose in public? At a big public event, too? That little fucker is like up to an adult's knee, how are you ever going to find your little ewok again if it wanders off? What guarantee do you have that it's not going to bolt off to attack someone's dog, and then the responsible dog owner is held responsible for the whole thing?

[ne-p-tu-ne]

Thank you oh my god because for kids with adhd that little leash backpack was the only thing keeping me + my sibling from becoming a missing child poster.

[homunculus-argument]

I got diagnosed with ADHD at 27 and there's no goddamn way that my sister doesn't have it too. I was a quiet kid while my sister was loud, and we had an age difference of a year and a half. We were on leashes because there were too many incidents where my sister would start throwing the biggest public kicking-and-screaming-on-the-floor toddler tantrum, and by the time mom got her to calm down enough to notice anything else, I had already fucked off 30 minutes ago. Already halfway through trekking across the great eurasian steppe.

[animatedtext]

[l3ominor]

[leafgoldking]

Random AMV ideas that I’m probably never gonna end up doing part 2394857492

X

[splendidcitrus-arts]

with silksong as context, i can understand why the weavers didnt like the pale king so much

[jortsbepis]

Anyone else unreasonably excited for the horse?? I wanna know about the horse. I love the horseeeeeee ;0;

[leafgoldking]

the pipeline of “Eh idkkk i don’t really care about this character” to “oh god she’s so me coded oh no”

[plaidos]

just found out that one of my cis friends got wordlessly kickbanned from a Deltarune discord server within one (1) day due to reacting to any fanart of Ralsei with an estrogen pill emoji. this is what allyship looks like

[plaidos]

not joking btw

[peachdelta]

it’s like when you see a picture of a moose online but you don’t realize how huge they are until you happen to spot one in real life

[homunculus-argument]

What did stone age people procrastinate? Because the idea that they wouldn't ever do that is as strange to me as to wonder what that would look like. Was someone out there like "uuuuuuugh I really should be scraping that deer hide but I don't waaaaant tooooo. Let me just sit here chipping rocks and make 25 spearheads instead."

[leafgoldking]

“Hey have you finished preparing those hides yet?”

[ethernalium]

[neverstopsreading]

@discourses-mate

[leafgoldking]

Shout out to Grass Wonder for forcing me to go to bed

also a 3 star Stamina from a B Stamina run is absolutely insane

[thunderglade]

prism 🌈

[leafgoldking]

is this anything chat