Smiles come after the storm @leafylotus - Tumblr Blog

why do we fix someone else's tie for them instead of just telling them how? why do we hold hands when they're cold instead of just putting them in our pockets? Get real

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I’ll never forget the night my mother and I were walking to the train after a play and we watched a guy outside a bar fall to one knee in this great flourish — I would have sworn he was a ballet dancer from how perfectly choreographed it was — so he could light the cigarette of a woman as she passed along the street. They exchanged smiles and that was that. It transcended flirting. It was a moment of pure serendipity.

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As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar.

Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.

Such as making the bed:

Making toast:

Getting things off high shelves:

Making coffee:

Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:

And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:

I don't know how I survived life without it.

zohbugg

Happy 10 year anniversary to this dumbass post.

the years start comin’ and they sure don’t stop comin’

I have since moved out of my moms house, stopped destroying my hair with drugstore bleach, went back to school, got a job in tv, went through a pandemic, got married, quit that job, moved across the country, and gone back to school again to make video games.

The scimitar is proudly mounted on the stairs surrounded by LotR posters. It is still my most pragmatic purchase, aside from my bread machine. This bitch loves some fresh baked bread.