shane: haha you played bad today mr hunter
scott: your breath smells like russian dick, whore
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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shark vs the universe

oozey mess
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#extradirty
Cosmic Funnies
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Peter Solarz

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styofa doing anything

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shane: haha you played bad today mr hunter
scott: your breath smells like russian dick, whore
fall in love again and again...
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That was delicious. I genuinely don't think I've seen anyone line up those scene parallels so well before. This was a perfect snapshot of every branch, rock, and mattress they hit on their way down
Standing in a checkout line, when an older man asks me about my Goncharov t-shirt. I say "It's a movie, " when the person behind me chimes in, "Oh, yes, Scorsese."
The original gentleman goes on to tell me about the author Goncharov, his favorite of his novels, and a famous character from one of the novels. The three of us discuss whether the main character in the movie is intentionally named after the author, referencing that character, or whether it just sounded good to the film maker. We discuss how steeped the movie is in symbology.
Two of us are having a very different conversation than the third.
the government, watching me from the cameras: โthe lack of motivation on this girl. incredible.โ
BEST DAY EVER โ๏ธ๐ธโค๏ธ๐ฆ
based on this
... Ilya. The bar is in hell. Ilya.
Obviously there's no universe where Shane didn't say "I love you too" but Ilya's little "I mean-" always cracks me up. Like bro. You just very tearfully confessed your love in two different languages. How did you think you were going to casually style that one out.
yuna: how long have you two been dating?
ilya: uh. like. one spoonful of pasta ago. you were there. we have been fucking for like a decade tho
tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it
this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr
the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound
Oh hello there, fic idea that I'm gonna fantasize about for days/weeks on end but not write. Nice of you to drop by
sir thatโs my emotional support premise
"Don't be mean to him. He's literally five."
"He's a monster."
"Yeah. He's five."
Tyson
My interpretion of Misaligned Stars! Luke with Annabeth and Percy
it's christmas and im seeing the red and green decorations and all i can think of is jegulus
A school project: book cover redesign for Heroes of Olympus
Basically is just me trying to make fanarts for pjo during classes
*weeps uncontrollably at 9 o'clock in the morning*
God, I love randos on the internet who just want to be kind.
Regulus: Iโm going to destroy this horcrux even if I die trying
Regulus: *dies*
Regulus: Well if it isnโt the consequences of my own actions
The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil
OP this is such a raw line what the fuck
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
a list of 100+ buildings to put in your fantasy town
academy
adventurer's guild
alchemist
apiary
apothecary
aquarium
armory
art gallery
bakery
bank
barber
barracks
bathhouse
blacksmith
boathouse
book store
bookbinder
botanical garden
brothel
butcher
carpenter
cartographer
casino
castle
cobbler
coffee shop
council chamber
court house
crypt for the noble family