[prufrocks-deactivated20170410]

[adimals-deactivated20201112]

Fuck dude you really can’t

[perkwunos]

This is the first ad I’ve seen on here that actually fits tumblr’s demographic

[memorycycle]

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[memorycycle]

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

[doomed-jester]

"I don't like old sci-fi shows, the special effects look too cheesy" you are incapable of joy. Go to the dungeon.

[clone-whore-99]

Plot twist:

Crosshairs shakes and grumpiness is actually just from toothpick withdrawals

[sinfulsalutations]

i had to make this after the events of the third episode.

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[kleefkruid]

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

[yorickish-deactivated20230903]

hey slurt

[iamoutofideas]

[tollhousecookie]

❓

[snoopyisbisexual]

A MOUSE BAR DURING PROHIBITION WOULD BE CALLED A SQUEAKEASY!!!

[snoopyisbisexual]

this came to me in a vision btw. the vision was of a little mouse bartender yelling, "cheese it! it's the cops!" and all the little mice flipping the bar and turning it into a fromagerie.

[albertcamuesli]

no writing workshop can help you improve your writing as much as this screenshot can

[sunsugarsuntzu]

Eggman: I need you to collect the chaos emeralds so I can put them into the eclipse canon and threaten to blow up the world!

Rouge and Shadow:

[huffylemon]

???

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

[miiilowo]

saw a stupidass take about my favorite guy but im being sooo brave about it

[sinfulsalutations]

the routine atp

[punkzcakes]

No, you don't understand, your honor. They ARE still besties