[albertcamuesli]

blog thesis

[portal2myfantasy]

biked 15.7 miles today haha

[albertcamuesli]

Destroyed a chickpea quinoa salad with cucumber tomatoes celery and feta 🥗 and now! Some mint tea & a beautiful almond cookie

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[choatic-bumblebee-agenda]

the generational gap between me and the people my age who were allowed to watch spongebob

[forbes]

“You will get knocked down over and over again, and you win by getting back up.” - Elizabeth Holmes, winner of the 2015 Forbes Under 30 Summit Doers Award.

[mangonetics]

Yo, heads up on the elizabeth holms post from 2014. Came out years ago that she was actually running a huge scam with the blood thing and is perhaps not so girlboss

You are an enemy to women

[blankspace-sydney]

THEY SAY SHE WAS SEEN 👀 ON OCCASION PACING 🚶‍♀️ THE ROCKS 🪨 STARING OUT AT THE MIDNIGHT SEA 🌊 AND IN A FEUD 🤺 WITH HER NEIGHBOR 🏠 SHE STOLE HIS DOG 🐶 AND DYED IT KEY LIME GREEN 🍋‍🟩 50 YEARS IS A LONG TIME HOLIDAY HOUSE 🏠 SAT QUIETLY ON THAT BEACH 🏖️ FREE OF WOMEN 💃 WITH MADNESS THEIR MEN 🕺🏻 AND BAD HABITS AND THEN IT WAS BOUGHT BY ME 💸

[albertcamuesli]

Although I always wonder why do so many people act as if you're doing something illegal when you cook according to a different recipe they do? Bro it's just an omelette, I will make it the way I want to make it, why are you acting like it's the end of the world that I'm not making it like you do? "I have NEVER seen anyone do it like that, that's crazy" ok well maybe go outside more idk! It's just an omelette

[albertcamuesli]

An interesting personality quirk of mine (fueled of course by having an eating disorder throughout my whole teenage years) is that I don't like cooking next to people who ask questions about what I'm cooking and why, like a single "why are you putting that in there?" and I lose my fucking mind because whyyyyyyyy are you bringing attention to the food????? Fun!

[albertcamuesli]

In a meeting, I can feel my eyes glazing over

[64mpg]

everyone has parasites and nobody can afford a house

[albertcamuesli]

I may have to stop interacting with material that impacted me emotionally as a teen, my adult self is not receiving it the same positive way, matter of fact, she's being annoyed by it!

[albertcamuesli]

This one scene from stick it popped up in my head just now so I must watch stick it tonight

[albertcamuesli]

Picking up two packages tomorrow 🌝 a swiftie one & a hockey one 🫶🏒

[albertcamuesli]

Hmmm I'm gonna have 20€ on my Vinted balance, what should I getttttt

[albertcamuesli]

Started from the bottom

Now my whole team fucking hereeee

Jokes aside I love the midnight sun but a girl likes to see the moon and stars and wander around in darkness at times, it's me I'm the girl and I like a dark night on occasion 🌝