ISSUE 1434: gass in it
20 july 2026

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ISSUE 1434: gass in it
20 july 2026
mundane rs where they have boring everyday problems bcs they deserve the peace
pros of an original setting: you're not constrained by the politics, geography, history, or even physics of the real world even a little bit
cons of an original setting: you have to Name Everything now. Good luck!
I am my own dead wife
ISSUE 1432: gya
18 july 2026
I have to defend overhated women characters with my life this isnât a game to me anymore dog Iâm so serious
queer people on this site really make me feel like a confused straight guy at pride. the discourse here could kill a man
"why polyamorous people aren't valid" "mspec lesbians AREN'T okay actually" "aroallos are freaks" "he/him dni. cis men dni" "this post is for non-men only" yessss and the one with long hair goes in the girl box, then the one with short hair goes in the boy box!!
maybe I'm just a boring he/him white guy but inventing about 7 trillion terms to define "man" and "woman" so you can reinforce gender essentialism isn't very "love is love" of you. maybe i just don't have a sexuality but picking and choosing what sexualities are normal and which ones are "weird and predatory" sounds like we're all a bunch of republicans on fox news. if you attend your local pride parade and look REAAALLLYYY closely, you'll notice you can't actually tell if someone's gay or not from their appearance, and there's no way to know if they're "invading queer spaces". maybe it's just me, but when i attended my local gaybar last night for the drag show, they didn't ask for my gay-card with a peer reviewed diagnosis of faggot stamped on it. they just let me in the building. i live a life of bliss and luxury in not caring about any queer discourse ever, and just going "WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY :-)" while booting up the latest cod game. and it seems much more fun than whatever the fuck you people are on about
muting my notifs for this post but i need to acknowledge this first. My favorite tags fr đ
[Image ID: Tumblr tags from kingWorm reading: #op is incredibly brave for admitting he plays cod #only bad take on the post /End ID]
Queer Slur Heritage Post
there's an extremely niche plot in romance fiction wherein our invariably heterosexual leads fall in love after a night of passion leads to an unplanned pregnancy and they're now bound together by an impending child. I cast no judgment on anyone who enjoys this, but since I'm an evil gay and this is my personal nightmare scenario I want to see a zany romance novel premised on the opposite resolution: a couple falls in love while on a whirlwind roadtrip to obtain a legal abortion
"oh but along the way they realize they actually do want to raise the child together and ultimately keep the baby" no actually they successfully get the abortion and then they get chili dogs or something
neither of them want kids and it's not because they're immature or selfish or afraid of commitment or irresponsible or whatever, they just don't want to be parents and that's not a flaw they overcome. obviously they have other issues because there has to be some kind of arc to this story but deciding to keep a pregnancy that was unplanned and unwanted isn't the solution.
some of you are very determined for this to not be a romance, to which I politely say shut the fuck up and get out of my sandbox. these idiots are going on an abortion roadtrip and they are falling in love on the way so help me god.
I genuinely am floored by how hard of a time people are having with the very simple premise "two characters go on a roadtrip to get an abortion and fall in love with each other"
each other. each other each other each other. a person who is pregnant and the person who got them pregnant fall in love with each other on the way to terminate the pregnancy.
there's something about all the "okay, but what about this unexpected twist!" replies that is pinging weirdly on my brain and I think it's like...
the point of the 'twist' in storytelling is that you're maintaining interest or raising the states by subverting a baseline state. taking something expected and doing the unexpected with it.
but the scenario as OP describes it, where two people enter in a romance but don't want and take steps not to have kids, is... not a baseline. this doesn't happen in media. in all standard instances it's either they aren't in love OR they are in love and decide to have the kid. the notion of people wanting to be romantically involved but not wanting kids, the notion of seeing abortion as desirable/necessary healthcare, that already IS the subversion.
the original premise doesn't need to be spiced up with an Unexpected Twist because it is the unexpected twist. and it's not going to be boring or played our or cliched until there's a dozen stories like it and the idea of un-dramatically going to get a healthcare procedure done with someone who loves you is normalized.
i hate to go ummmm, actually - but, ummmm, actually, the movie you're looking for is Obvious Child with Jenny Slate.
SPOILERS AHEAD
She's a comedian, he is a good boy, they have a one night stand, she gets pregnant but she doesn't want the baby. They start spending time together and are really into each other. She realizes that he is a great guy and that they want to be with each other. She gets her abortion on Valentine's Day, and even though he is not happy at first, they both realize it's for the best and he accompanies her on the day. By the end, they are together (maybe for now, maybe forever).
It's a great comedy and the two leads have great chemistry.
where's the road trip
In a just world with good health care, the road trip isnât necessary
Like âgoing on a road trip to a pharmacyâ shouldnât be a thing. If they have time to fall in love on the way to the abortion provider, medical treatment is too far away
(Though i concede roadtrip tropes are fun)
okay, in a just world that's true. in the world and country where I actually live, many people do not have easy access to abortion services. in the US there are in fact many people who would have to drive pretty far to get an abortion. hence the plot I'm pitching here.
Where's the OP of the "no make up" post. We have found someone who has suffered as they suffered.
you aren't gonna believe this but
that was also me
arenât you also the op of the âwhy would you pin all your little gay hopes on taylor swiftâ post? congratulations on being the person having the worst possible pvp experience on tumblr
OP is cursed somehow I think
ISSUE 1431: "Captain, get me a brandy!"
17 july 2026
Potassium
Wake up at 230pm
Go to transfeminist Discord server
Racism towards nonwhite trans woman
Go to local trans outing
People making jokes about hanging people while there are only 3 Black/Brown people left
Go back to server
Server has exploded over racism, banned the girl who experienced the racism
Go to dyke event
Wrestle hot dykes in jello
Go back to server
Discover Iâve been elected as one of the people to run the server without my knowing
Well at least yâall all wilin out on the 20th instead of Juneteenth đ
But also like, one of the things Iâve found about going to big events without loud music is people just be sayin shit and when itâs a lot of white people theyâre usually a lot more lax about what they let out. I be goin to shit and learning things about people I donât know ten feet away from me that would forever alter my relationship with them.
Gods, whoâs that comedian with the joke about âif it hadnât been for my horse, I never wouldâve spent two years in collegeâ - Like people be saying shit thatâll stick in your brain forever and you will NEVER get further context for, and youâre just left thinking about that one out of context paragraph.
Majority white spaces are this but with racist statements.
Some motherfucker saw some nice girls setting up a ham radio and went âyou know what would really make this outing? If we could string someone up right nowâ and now instead of remembering âoh I went to the park and got a free burgerâ itâs âthis one time I went to a trans meetup and someone made a lynching joke so I instantly dipped with protection from a bodyguard whiteâ
And like.. none of this is *uncommon* this was just worse than normal.
Also, whites straight up donât have to notice stuff for your own constant safety to the same degree. Like not every nonwhite is my level of hypervigilant but yâall can accept something as normal that isnt bc it ainât affect yâall directly. Like to give an example.
One of the other racist things I saw today actually *started* yesterday, group of friends were talking about physics, two white dolls with no background in it, and one nonwhite doll with a formal education in it. The nonwhite doll was explaining things in detail but it wasnât until a fourth person, a white doll whoâs a professional physicist as well, came in and backed up the nonwhite doll, that the other whites were willing to accept it.
I bring it up earlier today bc the nonwhite doll came to me frustrated about the racism inherent in refusing to treat someone nonwhite as an educated competent source until a white voice supported her.
And just.. none of the other white folks in that group had noticed or even thought of it that way, whereas the other folks of color had seen it but been scared to speak up about it. Had just accepted it as another microaggression theyâd have to live with seeing and happening.
Like. People just be saying shit that doesnt click as racism around/to yâall (general, white) until one of us points it out, and that leads yâall to automatically mentally filtering out a lot of the racist bullshit that gets said around yâall unless itâs like conservative buzzwords or slurs, and often it ends up with people trying to protect the white that said shit.
Iunno. The amount of racism I saw today was wild. I legit think itâs a rebound from people holding in their racism for Juneteenth bc Iâve watched three bits of racist bullshit including this happen today in diff places and Iâm like. At least it wasnât yesterday? đđ
WHY IS THIS MATURE CONTENT IM TALKING ABOUT RACISM
what if it was called IMAGE_FRIED and i cook it in my skillet ok
whos the protein now dipshit
This took me like 10 min and i laughed the whole time
i also drew flowery dying in a glue trap bc i dont likehim
When i first began a "no recruit" save years ago, i thought it would be the "ralsei is miserable" scenario. Now, i propose we call this the "Queen's gradual fall into despair due to understimulation" route. She is the most miserable person in town right now.
With the right lighting and rendering, this guy could be the scariest thing in the backrooms
reminders i need to like, tattoo on my brain:
1. if you feel judged and hurt by others, try sleeping
2. if you feel judgmental and resentful of others, try eating (the classics)
3. if you feel uncomfortable, try showering
4. if you feel directionless and afraid, go sit outside for a bit and maybe then you'll calm down. maybe even a walk if youre feelin crazy
5. take it easy, but by god, take it
oh and how could i forget. final boss. take your fucking medication