Let My Child Rest

They/Them |Former Angsty Teen | Canada

[smallexplodingwhiteboy]

hi

[learadora]

the grace siblings, my very own roman empire 😔

[leave-percy-alone]

The pjo universe?

Did you mean

[leave-percy-alone]

Happy 10 year anniversary to this fuck-ass shitpost

[dranktwocoffees]

there is no situation where they need to be doing this

[fnordseer5]

getting home is so epic it's like lol i'm home

[leave-percy-alone]

Odysseus could never

[supine-ly]

I’m a sucker for characters that get ruthlessly shat on by the fandom

[velinxi]

Perseus, you’re back! Where is my sister?

[silima]

think i forgot to post this here earlier and that is honestly such a shame

[leave-percy-alone]

You've heard of

Gaslight

Gqtekeep

Girlboss

Now get ready for

Magic

Manic

Milf

[leave-percy-alone]

[leave-percy-alone]

You've heard of

Gaslight

Gqtekeep

Girlboss

Now get ready for

Magic

Manic

Milf

[colonelbaconbits]

Smooch

[xxharley101xx]

I am very funny

[demigodgooglesearches]

okay im sorry but i feel like all demeter girls/hecate girls are bi or lesbians

[leave-percy-alone]

Bold of you to assume that all demigods aren't bi/gay

[demigodgooglesearches]

me, sobbing at my percy jackson blog: i dont even read books anymore

[regbian-moved-to-lezbianz]

people who draw nico di angelo looking badass or cool are SO funny like nico is, in my mind at least, a scrawny ass 5'3 15 year old boy who gets 4 hours of sleep MAXIMUM and wears a parka because he thinks it’s a fashion statement. nico holds a sword and calls himself the ghost king but he is physically incapable of looking badass because he always wears an entire happy meal in the form of various crumbs on his shirt. nico’s hair is like, 50% grey and it’s getting greyer by the minute. the bags under his eyes go against tsa rules. he goes to pull out a weapon from his jacket and ends up pulling out a stack of mythology pokémon cards. nico di angelo is a MESS and i will not stand for any other interpretation of his character

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

you can try to rip youtuber percy from my cold dead hands if you want but I’m thinking about it again rn and like. What if he’s an extremely boring and generic daily vlogger like it’s just him annoying Annabeth or extreme close ups on Estelle trying to do things but always, without fail, every video, there’s something Really Fucking Weird going on in the background….is that an explosion? Did his girlfriend just extend her cellphone into a tablet and pull up a hologram on it? Is that a….gigantic dog running towards him before the camera cut out? Did that guy literally just appear out of thin air in the middle of his apartment? Does that guy have horns?? Is that guy on fire? Why does he have a wall of weapons in his bedroom? Is that a fucking horse with wings? But like no matter what happens Percy just straight up REFUSES to acknowledge them in the videos. He does a monthly Q&A video and every time he gets a question about the odd happenings he just rolls his eyes and moves on. He has five million very confused subscribers, sixteen seperate drama channels spreading conspiracy theories about him and his content, and the comment section on his videos are a main source of entertainment for the other demigods

[lizzibennet]

i am 100% behind this except for instead of him rolling his eyes and ignoring the questions about the weird shit, he replies with some sort of dumb, far fetched, absolutely weird comeback. like “is that a giant dog?” “that is my best friend pls respect” so when he actually does reply “well my girlfriend does have a magic laptop that was given to her by daedalus, that guy from greek mythology” it sounds like just one more of his stupid jokes and no one takes it seriously

[aro-ace-from-outer-space22]

“How can that guy just appear out of the shadows like that?”

“He’s gay, they can just do that”

[percyvannabeth-deactivated20190]

remember when percy jackson, a 14 years old from new york, beat the hell out briares while playing rock paper scissors and using a finger gun? and when briares said it doesn’t fair that percy won because he used a finger gun, percy just glanced at him, smirked a little and said: i didn’t say anything about fair.

[percyvannabeth-deactivated20190]

i just…… i love my slytherin kid.