[montygreen]

2021 Pride Month Celebration [1/30 LGBT+ Characters] Rosa Diaz “We work in a police force full of dudes. We have to have each other’s backs.”

[thorodinsson]

he’s chaotic, your honor

[transjess]

i think sam and dean just never consider using actual first aid equipment becuz john’s been using whiskey & dental floss this whole time but sam goes to stanford and one day he trips and cuts his knee pretty bad and jess helps him home and he goes to pour neat vodka on the wound and she’s like “what the fuck are you doing theres sterile alcohol wipes and butterfly strips in the bathroom” and sam’s like wait a second. maybe we are stupid.

[thecenozoic]

[the-headless-vulcan]

he saw project runway and memorized it

[ilya-rozanovs]

4K CELEBRATION ★ TOP 10 FAVOURITE MOVIES VOTED AS BY MY FOLLOWERS

↳ #8 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) — 37 votes [33%]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[mikkeneko]

i cannot isolate which element of this is the coziest! is it the soft paws? the gentle piano music? the scrawling text printed upon the coverlet??

[brown-lesbian]

Last year, my grandma asked me if I had a boyfriend. And I realized, in that moment, that I’d quite forgotten to come out to Grandma. 

[merlinsprat]

1.13 Le Morte d’Arthur  → 4.03 The Wicked Day

[ughmerlin]

for someone who gets mad every time Gaius says he’s in The Tavern™, Merlin really doesn’t have the best excuses

[inacatastrophicmind]

[pestopascal]

do u ever remember that facial expression elizabeth swann pulls when she’s holding out the medallion at the edge of the pearl and ur just like ma’am……

[pestopascal]

ma’am…..

[chrishemsworht]

#mood

[slayerbuffy]

So it’s a show? It’s a lifestyle. It’s a religion. 

GILMORE GIRLS’ 20th anniversary week / favorite lines of dialogue

[marshals-to-dictators]

You’re all monsters

[nutsacktorturer]

even her?

[marshals-to-dictators]

No!!! Of course not!!!! She’s wonderful!

[nutsacktorturer]

you fool!!

[creepled]

[liberal-memes]

[princessnijireiki]

This is Adam Erickson, pastor at the Clackamas United Church of Christ in Milwaukee, Oregon!

[saxgoddess25]

Oh finally. A real Christian.

[systlin]

Now THIS man’s read the book

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

phineas and ferb quarantine episode where candace is convinced that this time her mom will see what the boys are doing because nobody can even leave the house but somehow linda is always in the wrong room

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

AAH, PERRY the PLATYPUS! I suppose you’re wondering about my evil plan. Well, you see, when I was a child in Gimulshtump, I was quarantined for several months, 

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

phineas: we turned ourselves into holograms so that we can still hang out with our friends while social distancing. later candace! *he and ferb fade out of view* 

candace: mOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoM!!!!!!!!! 

[whereforeartthougender]

Okay, but the thing with Perry and Doof becomes a lot funnier when you remember that Perry, being a platypus, is immune to the virus.

So imagine Doof monologuing over Zoom, secure in the knowledge that Perry the Platypus can’t possibly thwart him over a video call, when Perry disappears from the frame. As he ponders where his nemesis could have gone, Perry plummets onto Doof’s balcony and socks him one in the jaw.

Doof: What?! Perry the Platypus?! What are you doing? You shouldn’t be out here! There’s a quarantine going on, in case you haven’t noticed!

Perry: *platypus noise*

Doof: Oh, right, you’re a platypus, and this is a human virus, so… You know, I don’t really know how I forgot that.

[obsidiancreates]

Perry makes sure to do a full decontamination on his way home, to make sure Phineas and Ferb don’t get any potential virus particles on them after petting him and picking him up.

[lazygravez]

at one point while doof and perry are fighting doof goes “wait! i forget to put on my mask” and perry stops punching him to let him put on his mask then they just go back to fightung

[marauders4evr]

I see this and I raise you Perry and Doof fighting six feet apart to adhere to proper social distancing rules. Perry has a mask over his bill.