Josh

Your pussy is way to dry to be riding my dick like this! Rihanna 5:18

[spxrk]

[odinsblog]

This made me smile. I think we sometimes need reminding that there are still some genuinely good people out there.

[toastbutteregg]

a model

[serperoir]

Me when I’m the next one to present in class

[crumbduck]

*choking back tears* wanna fight 

[theproblematicblogger]

[predictivetextbot]

You ever just think, like, what the fuck is going on?

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

the bots have reached peak relatable

[missespaintadventures-deactivat]

when you have a shit blog and someone follows you

[inquisitorpsyduck]

Bots/hackers are using hacked “inactive” twitter accounts now

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

[buzzfeedrewind]

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[gaypeopletwitter]

[myrrhdotcom]

good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.

[miiriya]

[jake-me-up-deactivated20240207]

[filthyprotozoan]

DO NOT KISS A GIRL  WHEN SHES MAD i am so tired of media portraying this as a good way to end an argument okie when ur partner is mad and yelling at u do not just kiss them to shut them up and make up okie how about u just fucking listen to your partner when theyre trying to tell u somethign

[ghostmistake]

BLOSSOM

BUBBLES

AND BUTTERCUP

HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES TO FIGHTING CRIME 

AND THE

FORCES

OF

EVIL

[a-scorpio-princess]

[goawfma]

lil matt damon SNAPPED

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

He looks exactly like Matt Damon

[te-amo-corazon]

the finger points 😭😭

[sexrobotsrightsactivist]

GOOD MORNTING! BABY MATT DAMON WAS NOT FUCKING AROUND THAT DAY.

[localstarboy]

When you tell your mom you wanna be a stripper but she hits you with this :😂😂 💀

[gentlemanlypansexual]

“Whatchu gon do? Get on there and pretend like you the praying mantis???” 💀💀💀

[okayysophia]

Moms voice through me off😂😂😂😂