someone found a dollar this morning
Nobody said it was some sort of good luck money bird, but I'm not taking any chances.
*I* didn't say it, but
it may have been mentioned
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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we're not kids anymore.

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@lee-face
someone found a dollar this morning
Nobody said it was some sort of good luck money bird, but I'm not taking any chances.
*I* didn't say it, but
it may have been mentioned
I drew this instead of sleeping
bring out the rotating tiger
so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck
So they let you out, then. Yes, they did. Thank you very much. Nothing to do with me. So modest.
the fact that these reactionary people always show literal advertising campaigns as "proof" of how people were happier in the past; like...I get that media literacy is, to put it mildly, not a conservative strong suit, but damn
Mary Oliver, “Invitation.”
[Text ID: it is a serious thing / just to be alive / on this fresh morning / in this broken world. End ID]
I’ve mentioned before that it really gets on my nerves when someone here on tumblr makes a post about social justice, and someone asks them about said post, and they just reply with:
“It’s not my job to educate you” or “Google is free”.
First of all, a reply like that is just rude. Learn how to be nicer to people when they simply ask you a question (unless they were rude to you first, or are harassing you, then that’s another story).
Second of all, if you’re not willing to answer questions and discuss more in detail about the post you made, then why make the post in the first place?
Lastly…
Not everyone here on tumblr is American (or from the same country as you) and their Google search may look a bit different than your Google search (due to censorship). They may be reading from completely different sources from you, and getting another story.
A story about a transgender person is going to be worded very differently on a conservative American website, as opposed to a LGBT+-friendly website.
So, tl;dr…
Don’t make social justice posts if you don’t want to “educate people” when they ask you questions about it…
You’re really not making your cause, and the people you’re supposedly standing up for, look good…
How does tumblr feel about Primrose
i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”
cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.
AHHH I think I've ruined my kitten by bringing him up in a house of elderlies. he's hit month 5, and now all he wants to do is old fuck activities with the seniors (lie around, sleep, watch the birds). it's like watching a toddler harumph while reading the morning newspaper. be young again!!! I'm sorry!
pictured: two equally old cats having a morning lie-down on the catio
fifteen talking with a heavier scottish accent and jamming to kylie minogue is something that will live in my head rent free for at least a week
Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.
Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe
ME MANIFESTING THAT EVERYONE WHO SEE THIS POST GETS WHAT THEY WANT.
(Masterlists)
‘You should only send hearts to ppl you’re romantically involved with’
WRONG! BOUNDLESS PLATONIC LOVE, WARMTH, AND ENTHUSIASM BE UPON YE!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
I have a job interview tomorrow. I can't risk it.
I can't let this pass without reblogging it. I'm so sorry.
Sorry guys, can't not reblog this
I love good news
One more time for the good discharge news in the morning!!
Periodically reblogging the lucky potato because I damn well need it! ❤️
we decided this worked for my wife so maybe it’ll work for me (and my moms teeth lmao Jesus what is life)
perfect new meme template just dropped
example usage
wait I'm not done
we can just keep going