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art blog is @vampantheon. i dont really tag anything here. beware

[vampantheon]

larvae. rend that woman asunder

also on bsky

[orcboxer]

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

[lokaror]

we dont chaos kill that many people.

[orcboxer]

Well If You Say It's Not That Many

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[sludgebitch]

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[tarragonthedragon]

this is exactly how non kinsters sound when they jump into kink discussions to say "yeah! it's fine as long as you're all consenting adults!"

[wellen-katze]

*Boogie Street* Shakes - Disco Elysium comic

[powerburial]

[turing-tested]

Sorry am on lsd. Shouldn't have told you 2 eat a sandwich. That is your decision not mine. Sorry

this ask is so awesome. my favorite part is I can't find the other ask they're apologizing for.

[midnightmurdershow]

The Lighthouse (2019) Directed by Robert Eggers

[pjackk]

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

[pjackk]

Nobodys busting hard no more

[dogpuppy]

He’s got a point here, you just don’t see it anymore.

[cottoncandylesbo]

can you not play with his nasty ass corpse please.

[girl-blorbo-polls]

If you were handcuffed to your girl blorbo with magical unbreakable handcuffs for 24h, would you be okay with this?

I trust her, I’ll be fine

I trust her, but it’ll be a stressful 24h

It depends on what kind of day we’re having

This is gonna suck…

Other/nuance

Voting ended onJul 19

[orpheuslament]

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

[ripfic]

It's so hilarious that MCU!Loki has committed one horrible crime, and yet MCU blames him for everything EXCEPT that one crime.

"He betrayed Odin" - no

"He betrayed Grandmaster/Thanos/Mobius" - no and f u

"He wanted to take over NYC" - no

"He killed his mother" - no and f u #2

"He was a bad king" - no evidence of that either

Etc

But never, NEVER "Loki tried to eradicate his own race".

Which! He DID DO. HE TRIED TO OFF HIS PEOPLE AND HIMSELF OUT OF SPACE-RACISM.

But you can't adress that without recognizing that Odin is an evil mf, and Asgard is a deeply flawed society, so I guess you won't, dear MCU.

[worstloki]

Loki tried to commit genocide onscreen but somehow that's not the crime people like to bring up

[ripfic]

Not only that but he wasn't even sentenced for that! He was sentenced for the attack on NYC which wasn't even really his fault to begin with. Loki's real crime aligns perfectly with the asgardian ideological views (that's largely why he committed it in the first place, despite being opposed to the idea initially), and therefore nobody was ever mad at him for it. And yet they're willing to hate him for all of the things he never did.

His "redemption" in the series also includes torturing someone because he was asked to.

It's never about what he's doing, it's only about whether or not his actions benefit people in the position of power over him. And I'm PISSED.

[mechanomorphic]

queer muppet moments i would make happen if i was in charge of the muppets:

the electric mayhem (minus animal bcs hes their kid) arent a polycule, theyre monogamous. but specifically they break up and date each other one at a time. they have a chart.

animal is genderfluid. this is mentioned exactly once bcs kermit calls her he and she starts yelling "SHE/HER!" kermit corrects himself and the show goes on

rizzo made out with gonzo once but he still considers himself straight bcs gonzo is not a guy, he's a whatever. gonzo agrees with this

uncle deadly dated tim curry. it did not end well.

actual emotional scene of gonzo talking about how he feels abt gender. no jokes.

kermit: no matter what, gonzo is still gonzo, and we're always going to support gonzo no matter what gonzo decides- gonzo: kermit. i still use he/him

statler and waldorf wedding episode. theyre divorced by the next

beaker trying to ask bunsen out on a date. in the end it turns out bunsen thought they'd been dating for years.

miss piggy hanging out with drag queens

related, miss piggy starting to present butch and kermit being Really Into It. hes embarassed abt it

pepe begins a story with "when i was a little girl...."

janice decides to start using just she bcs "like, i could never be her"

rowlf mentions having a husband. even kermit is like "??? since when??!"

actually i change my mind. genderfluid animal is mentioned a second time when dr teeth is calling for instrument and mic checks, he turns to animal and yells "animal! pronoun check!" "HE/HIM" "alright!"

[grimandghoulish]

reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster

[willowofthehearth]

If you’re reblogging this maybe also do a couple stretches. Gods know our back and shoulders could use it.

[lilisonna]

The aging of the Tumblr userbase does more for my stretching routine then anything else.

Thank you, my generational cousins. I will go and stretch now.

[ash-rigby]

nonbinary character: *is nonbinary*

the same fuckwits every time: what's in their pants tho? i am going to argue with everyone who disagrees with me about what's in their pants. what i assume their sexual role to be based on what their genitals are is vital to my enjoyment of this character. what's the point if their sex isn't made clear? ARE THEY BOY NONBINARY OR GIRL NONBINARY—?

[hasdrubal-gisco]

Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?