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I caught up on Outlander this weekend and y’all, when you watch everything in quick succession, Roger is the absolute worst. Like yelling at the tv screen during his sex scene worst.

DTMFA, Bree.

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Every time I see him wear this thing, I can practically smell the charbroiled stain of fast food. 

[cooper--jones]

Alice “Serpent Queen” Cooper Appreciation Post.

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My husband was audibly disappointed when the pan up revealed this was Alice Cooper

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Let’s recap: Very shortly after they married, Laoghaire was too fragile and emotionally damaged to have comfortable or kinky sex with him, and it hurt HIS feelings? So HE BAILED ON THEM ENTIRELY and moved to Edinburgh? WAY TO MAKE THAT ABOUT YOU, JAMES FRASER. You fickle bastard. The entire reason for this marriage was Jamie’s extremely relatable desire to be the father he has never gotten to be, and two seconds in, he’s like, “Well, I’m sure that husband was mean to her but she doesn’t want to bang, and that’s really sad for ME, so I’m gonna peace out to the big city and leave some money on the dresser every couple weeks.”

Outlander recap: The Ballad of Several People - Go Fug Yourself

drag him

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This is how shipping works in Riverdale, right

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the staging and lighting in the printshop is no accident. she’s literally shining down on jamie 😭

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It’s fascinating to see how the show rates Jamie’s value in the absence of Claire, and vice versa. Claire without Jamie is a wraith. At the same time, Jamie’s narrative currency is so high right now that both his employer and his employer’s wife pull him aside separately to forgive him his Jacobite past and offer help. Jamie’s narrative currency is so high that coercing him into bed means bearing him a beloved child. Jamie’s narrative currency is so high that his sexual offer to John Grey is a meta-offering that leaps off the screen: He knows he’s the most valuable thing this show has to offer.

‘Outlander’ Season 3, Episode 4: A Merciful Heart - The New York Times

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This show loves to watch Jamie process trauma, but is often reluctant to give anyone else that time.

‘Outlander’ Season 3, Episode 2: The Prison I Live in Now - The New York Times

lol just wait till season 4

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Even funnier is that Archie doesn’t really learn his lesson; he just happens to stumble upon a clandestine, beautifully blocked villains’ meeting that’s way above his story clearance level [...]

The A.V. Club

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Betty: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?

Jughead: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.

Archie: Smad.

[profeminist]

Source

[letsspt94me]

Wow. Didn’t remember that.😧

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because it’s not true. don’t know who was the first but lucille ball def wore pants on I love lucy. if anything was controversial, it was how tight her pants were. 

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That ostrich got eaten last month.

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Contessina: you belong here with your family Cosimo: I belong with my cupola

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We were denied a Jud and Prudie bit in the American broadcast. These inequities cannot stand.

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So this season of Poldark is basically just me screaming “HOE DON’T DO IT” at least twice an episode at Ross.