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[leesvnggray]

I’ll be back this weekend. Sorry.

[kseolari-blog]

im·per·fec·tion /impərˈfekSH(ə)n/ noun a fault, blemish, or undesirable feature. “There is nothing more rare, nor more beautiful, than a woman being unapologetically herself; comfortable in her perfect imperfection.”

[leesvnggray]

San E Starter List

“Don’t you understand body language?”

“I wish you to be unhappy.”

“I deserve it.”

“You’re using me and I’m using you.”

“I told him, just face it, she didn’t love you." 

“When we’re done, will I be able to forget you?”

"Why? Why do you hate me so much? I didn’t do nothing, I don’t understand." 

"Why can't you answer me? Look at my face!" 

“I’m feeling good now.”

“It’s you and me.”

“I sing this song like I don’t need no girlfriend.”

"I’m the chief, you’re the minion, you’re so good at wiping, you’re like a bidet." 

“We are $$o dope.”

“Where did you sleep last night?”

“I need a doctor because I’m love sick.”

“I want to succeed.”

"After hugging you like this, I have nothing more to ask." 

“Don’t go like this.”

“I shed tears of bleed like there’s a cut.”

“I’m happy, it’s embarrassing, but I’m on the verge of tears.”

"The sound of rain outside the window, as if I´m the only one left." 

[ljoevu-blog-deactivated20220714]

It’s not like he minded having company, actually, he preferred to waste his free time that way above all else. However, considering it was rather late, Byunghun’s somewhat concerned on getting caught out of curfew. And his dorm-mate certainly knew how to tattletale. So he’s absentmindedly tugging at his hood, as if he had to be paranoid of being seen. “We could go to the club. That’ll be fine.” Byunghun nods his head once as he wrinkles the bridge of his nose. His line of sight is rather hazy from the lack of sleep, but he manages quite well, blinking the grogginess away. “You’re paying though. You’re the one dragging me out this late! And I also forgot my wallet back in my room, so–”

[leesvnggray]

Nodding his head, the corner of his lips stretched into a wide smile. “’Ight then. Of course I’m paying! I’m also your hyung and wanted to spend time with ya, so yeah. If I dragged you out this late and made you pay, it would be pointless for you to be here. Don’t ya think?” Soft laughter escaped from his lips before nudging the other with his elbow. Directing his head in the direction of the club. “Let’s go, yeah?” Slowly, he started making his way towards the club. Arriving at the entrance of the club, Gray nodded his head at the bouncer before entering. After entering the club, Gray stopped in tracks by bar. Eyes wandering around amongst the crowd and surroundings. "Time to have some fun, eh?"

[dioscvri-deactivated20170313]

█ ▌     ❝ It’s an honor, Gray sunbaenim. Thank you. ❞ */ A hand raises to graze the supple skin on his nape, massaging the tender flesh out of habit while expressing abashment. Shinwoo stagnates before offering a consecutive nod of appreciation, bent at the waist to offer his gratuity. He’s too awkward to do otherwise. As he erects himself, an explanation follows. */ ❝ Especially from a producer as prosperous like yourself; we strive to do our best. ❞

[leesvnggray]

“Not a problem. Keep up the good work!” The older nodded his head once again, shoving his hands into his pockets. Cocking his head off to the side, the corners of his lips minimally tugged into a broad smile. “Anyways, let’s put aside work and just chat---How are you today, CNU? Do you prefer being called by CNU or by your actual name, by the way?"

[leesvnggray]

Haven’t gotten to replies due to mun being somewhat sick. As well as having exams. I apologize. I will try to get them done asap. 

[leesvnggray]

I miss you. How pathetic am I?

Why is missing me pathetic?

[headstrongmartin]

texts from last night! meme

[leesvnggray]

[text] Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today? [text] The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here [text] He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after. [text] I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW [text] So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one’s for Team USA. [text] He gave me the “find somebody who wants to date you for who you are” speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants. [text] I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese [text] I just got high off one hit and then Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refrigerator and researching ways to replace it [text] Seriously. I’m like, “Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you’re so fucking intelligent I’m turned on?” [text] Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet? [text] He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I’m keeping him. [text] I’m making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life. [text] It’s a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later. [text] Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I’ve been waiting for this moment forever. [text] Lesson learned. Don’t roleplay with a real knife. [text] We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman’s birthday party for the food. Whoops. [text] He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle. [text] I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I’d say it was a pretty successful Thursday night. [text] I’m wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real. [text] He’s like… An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It’s almost unsettling [text] I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I’ve found the One. [text] Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while… if you happen to find your balls then join us [text] i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”… [text] and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba” [text] so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog. [text] Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever. [text] Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me [text] We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sounds logical. Thank you daylight savings. [text] when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was “chug-a-lug” [text] There’s a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork. [text] Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine [text] My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there. [text] He told me he loved me. I didn’t know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him [text] Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten [text] Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly. [text] He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter. [text] we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I’ve ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury [text] I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man’s heart. [text] When was the last time you wore pants? [text] I’ve replaced you with thin mints and masturbation [text] Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast. [text] Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time [text] Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent [text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person. [text] I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how’s your day going? [text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today. [text] We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What’s wrong with this tradition? [text] all i’ve had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila. [text] Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don’t exist? [text] Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special [text] And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention [text] This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the “High While Analyzing Disney Movies” texts begin. [text] Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won’t quit poking me on fb [text] I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes [text] One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won’t be me. I’m drinking liquor out of a fishbowl. [text] You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy [text] im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster [text] just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing. [text] I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on [text] Let’s play a little game called “Chill the Fuck Out” - you’re our first contestant [text] Didn’t get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie. [text] I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion. [text] you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat [text] tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance? [text] We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out [text] maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game [text] i think its awesome that according to your mom i’m your friend that caught on fire. [text] So fucked up. Can’t tell if I’m starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out. [text] I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day. [text] Vodka is such a love hate relationship. [text] you traded sex for a burrito? [text] I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos. [text] You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there. [text] it’s not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher. [text] You’re always adorable, but when you’re drunk, you’re like Chia Pet adorable. [text] this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest [text] I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box [text] I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old’s Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day. [text] It’s like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it’s gummy bears and instead of milk it’s vodka. [text] You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go [text] Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome. [text] we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying “i mean who doesn’t like cheetos” [text] quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you [text] I left a cheeto on everyone’s car trailing to the house i’m at, hanzel and gretel style. [text] Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again. [text] nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs [text] When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar. [text] kinda considering buying a life alert for sophomore year [text] My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something. [text] Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex. [text] you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing ‘follow the yellowbrick road’. i’m pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted [text] It’s like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job. [text] did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes? [text] The world would be so much better with thought bubbles. [text] I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy! [text] You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen. [text] I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter. [text] So I woke up today with someone’s door knob in my pocket. I hope everybody else got out of the house ok. [text] So we successfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know. [text] Because when I say ‘You shouldn’t drink anymore’, she hears, ‘I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks’ [text] okay, this game isn’t funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are. [text] The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing. [text] when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed [text] so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat. [text] You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone [text] never. drinking. again. [text] I’m gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see. [text] got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night [text] I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now [text] i’m out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction. [text] Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.

[fuckyeahcallmegray]

[150424] callmegray:

My boss, my brother @/jparkitrightthere 생일 축하해 🎂🎂🎂 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 #박재범 #JayPark #HappyBDay

[leesvnggray]

Sleep is calling to me and I owe people replies. I’ll be sure to finish those starters tomorrow or withn’ a couple of days. Sorry for the delay! Haven’t been getting much sleep lately. If you would like a starter, feel free to send in one or like this post! If you do not see your name on this list, please let me know. Have a good night/day!

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[leesvnggray]

joohexon

“Ne, ne, I know who you are, Hyung. The name is Jooheon, Big AOMG fan.” {/He smiled brightly while bowing towards the older male.} “Come to teach me about your magic fingers and producing skills?”

"Oh forreal? Aha. Who's your favorite out of AOMG? Nice to meet ya, Jooheon. Aren't ya from that new boy group that's going to come out soon from Starship? I heard that you’re pretty good.” Cocking his head slightly to the side momentarily, he bowed his head towards the younger. “Aha. Not today! Unless ya really want to learn right now, but I’m a bit tired for that.”

[svklee-archive-deactivated20161]

( ‘ nods. ) I’m a lot more satisfied now, yes. ( ‘ chuckles, covering a portion of her mouth with the back of her hand for a brief moment, nodding a long to his words in agreement. ) You’re not wrong about that. Me being busy provides me money but it can be too much at times. A woman of my age needs a break every once in awhile! 

[leesvnggray]

(’he chuckled and shook his head’) ‘Ight then. I’ll next time use the word ‘Elegant’ rather than ‘nice’ next time. (’nodding his head as he attentively listens to every word that she had to say’) True that. I know how that feels.... I’m older than you! Why are you complaining?! (’snorts’) I should be complaining.

[chankimhim]

“You’re music is awesome.” He exclaims while nodding slowly. “Yup starship entertainment. There is gonna be another boy group debuting soon! You should look out for them they’re gonna be great.” He smiles softly. “Are you working on anything hyung?”

[leesvnggray]

“Thank you.” He nodded before his lips stretched into a wide smile. “Monsta X, correct? I heard about them from San E and a few other people. Heard they are truly talented and amazing. I’ll be sure to check them out when they debut.” Nods his head once more before rubbing his chin lightly. “Well.. somewhat. I’m writing some new songs, but they aren’t ready to be released. As well as producing some tracks for people, ya know? Has Boyfriend or you been doing anything, lately?”

[kanglita-blog-blog]

( *— her eyebrows crease ) Oh, now I feel bad. Maybe if I heard a song I’d recognize you! I’m not very good at this music thing anyways! I still listen to most of my music on vinyl, to be honest. ( *— she laughs to cover how awkward she felt ) Either way, pleasure to meet you Gray.

[leesvnggray]

(’nodding his head slowly as he listened to her reasoning for not recognizing him’) Hm, I see. Well have you heard a song called ‘Dangerous ft. Jay Park’? Or maybe ‘Just Do It ft. Loco’? (’he cocked his head slightly before bowing his head slightly’) Pleasure’s all mine, Lola.

[brokewealth]

Whoever tries to bring you down is already below you

[svklee-archive-deactivated20161]

Yeah! Exactly that! Elegant is a much better word to describe my blog and myself, included. ( ‘ gives a dramatic dip of her head. ) See that? Elegant. ( ‘ chuckles. ) Okay, jokes aside, I’ve been well. Work has me going crazy sometimes but it’s part of the job, I suppose. How about you?

[leesvnggray]

Alright fine! Next time I comment anything about something “nice” to you, I’ll just say “Elegant”. Does that satisfy you? (’snorts as he shook his head’) Oh, I got ya. I know how ya feel. It’s good to sometimes be busy, but also not really. Pros and cons of work. (’nods’) I’m well as well. I’m sitting in the same boat with you, except it’s probably not as crazy as yours.

[leesvnggray]

"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”

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3:45pm, the digits printed luminously on his phone. With the day off that was given to Gray, he had decided to do something fresh. Everyone knows that Gray can’t necessarily ‘dance’. Like yeah, he had a few moves, but they were not meant for performing on stage or anything. Unless of course, they were just having fun and all that good stuff on stages or at parties. The one that possessed the ability to dance was his boss & friend, Jay. Since Gray had nothing to better to do on his day off, he made a phone call to his friend, Hyejeong. The phone rung a few times, but there was no answer; he waited momentarily until it went straight to voicemail. 

Hanging up afterwards, he sent a text message to her:

[ sms: Hyejeong ]: “Ayo, Hyejeong! You’re still going to teach me how to dance, right? Since you were teasing about me not being able to dance! I’m on my way there, catch ya soon!”

 Getting up from his seat and slipping on his jacket; he bowed his head to the cashier before exiting the cafe that was near the FNC building. As soon as he exited the cafe and made his way to the FNC building, there was a buzz from his pocket. Arching a brow, he pulled out his phone and unlocked his screen. It was a reply back from Hyejeong. Quickly reading it, he then slipped his phone back into his pocket. Increasing the pace of his walking. Within 10 minutes, he had arrived at the building. Pulling the door open, Gray took a few steps inside. Scanning his surroundings, he took notice of the receptionist. Walking towards the desk, he explained why he had arrived at the building and asked where the practice room was. Bowing his head after the receptionist had directed him to the room, he made his way to the practice room. Pulling the door open and taking a step inside, his eyes wandered in curiosity. After examining the area, there was a sudden startle in him as he didn’t realize that Hyejeong was sitting on the chair for the whole time he was scanning the room. “Hyejeong!” His lips spread across his face as he smiled broadly. 

As she got up and showed him on how to wiggle his hips; his nose scrunched as he was feeling a bit uneasy. After she was done with demonstrating the move, he attempted to move his hips side to side. It had seemed that he could not move his hips the way he wanted to. Struggling for a good 3 minutes, Hyejeong then spoke up. As soon as she hit him with the question, he blinked rapidly. Running a hand through his hair nervously. “Yeah.. I think.. Actually no. I don’t think I know what I’m doing at it. It would seem that I can’t even move my hips..” He sucked in some air before exhaling it.