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I’m 20 years old. NSFW and smut is fine, though it will be tagged of course. It will be the same with dark/horror content. Though this is par for the course considering the source material.
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Otherwise I’m pretty open.
Kindly do not follow me if you are a terf, an exclusionist or any other shit tumblr subculture centered around online discourse abt trans people. (Moderator of this account is transgender.) And don’t talk to me if you talk about proana or proshipping.
I write for
- Baldurs Gate 3
- Fear and hunger (Both games)
- Dungeon Meshi
NOTE: Please keep in mind if you want a faster response to ask for headcanons because writing drabbles takes more time :3c
NOTE AGAIN: I only write for gender neutral readers but if you’re doing an nsfw request you can specificy which genitals u have
Lefarte ik you’re probably in the trenches rn but just know ur goated even if you don’t come back to us 🩷
Hi 💞
Thank you genuienly for sending me this and to everyone else who sent kind words. Yes, I am indeed in the trenches, but I persevere. I am not gone or dead and I’m doing okay (and I hope you are too). I’m in a limbo state.
I really don’t want to take this blog down because I know that there are people who would be sad if the fics were deleted (and I would be too). I still check the comments I get. I’m really happy that my bullshit fics gave people some comfort. It’s cool if you jacked off to them too.
Some stuff in my life has changed and I got distracted, eventually I just wasn’t writing very much anymore and I lost my spark for it. I felt like my skill was regressing. I am actually still into funger so it’s not like I lost interest in the game or anything, I just stopped liking writing.
Things have been looking up for me for the past few months. I’ve been trying to learn how to write again. I can’t promise that I will write anything funger related, and I’m really sorry about that.
Some people have said some things like “I’m the only person who writes fear and hunger x reader stuff” and… yeah sorta? Its kind of hard to come by. But I want to say I am definitely not the only one! There are still people who are insane about this game and want to share their ideas. Even if you have to make it yourself (I’m sorry, it sucks, but sometimes you’re the only one who can do it)
If anyone is reading this who likes to do art, go on and write fanfic / draw / sing or do whatever in my place 🙏 do not be like me and get stuck in writers block. Even if you think your art is shitty or it’s your first time, you might learn something new or make some cool friends. I learned from this blog that you can always find someone who loves your art (even if you think it’s bullshit)
TDLR; see you later my little chudlings, follow your dreams, be free. I will never delete this blog so if it goes down it was NOT ME!!!!
The world is full of possibilities………. You might even meet me again and not know its me. 👀
Not sure if you're still taking requests but if you are could you write about the Termina ladies taking care of their sick spouse?
Apologizing profusely I did not know I had this written and just forgot to post it 😭😭😭 IM SORRY
Ft. Abella, Marina, Karin
GN reader
Abella
Abella will run herself ragged if you don’t stop her. She makes sure you have everything you need and more. Sometimes even things that are entirely unnecessary.
She’s gonna put you under a heavy quilt in bed and you’re not allowed to move. (Heavy quilt + cold room combo is peak)
Not afraid of getting sick. She has a strong immune system, so she will climb right on top of you and shower you with kisses, cuddles and praise with no hesitation. Even if she did get sick, it’d be worth it to her.
The nightstand would be absolutely full of clutter from all the things she brings you. Hot tea, medicine, soup… heating pads, ice packs, plushies…
If you want to move anywhere you’ll get picked up and princess carried.
She’d like to take you to the hot springs if possible. The hot water will clear your head, and she doesn’t like seeing you cooped up indoors. If not the hot springs, then a hot bath will work, but it’s difficult for her to fit in with you because she’s so tall :(
Marina
Claims she will not kiss you but kisses you anyway
Such a little shit she keeps complaining about being bored while you’re shivering in bed (but if you did the same to her while she was sick you’d never hear the end of it……..)
I don’t think she’s ever had to look over a sick person in her life. I don’t think she really gets sick either. She’s not like super healthy but she’s never been bedridden… the worst she gets are the sniffles. She has no idea what to do with you
She does all her homework in the same room as you and gets shit grades because she won’t stop talking to you and hovering over you (she already does this when you’re not sick)
Brushes your hair for you and cleans you with washcloths bc she doesn’t want you to be stinky
Karin
Kisses you because she never gets sick 😤 (she gets sick)
She has also never taken care of a sick person in her life but she’s a bit older and more knowledgeable than Marina. I also think she deals with persistent migraines and as a result she keeps her house kind of dimly lit which is really nice
A literal once in a life time miracle: she takes a single day off of work
Busybody but also kind of an asshole so she feeds you while talking about how much of a baby you are and bullying you
She’s kind of a bum who abuses ibuprofen
Also I don’t think she can cook for shit so she’s spending all her money buying food for you and paying extra for delivery
Daan had his fingers up your skirt on one side of the seat. On the other, Karin had grabbed your chest in her palm and was rolling it across her hand. Neither were acnowledging the other.
Your face was flushed red as the juices ran from your leg and down the barstool. His deft fingers made a lewd sound as they prodded around inside of you. The sound only spurred Karin on, who let out an exaggerated sigh of cigarette smoke, uncrossed her legs and moved her own hand downwards.
No one would notice if you stayed quiet.
There was a bit of an atmosphere going. Silhouettes passed you in the haze of hookah and jazz and sweet liqueurs. No one saw that your panties were dropped down to your ankles under the table.
“I think she likes me better than you, miss Sauer,” Daan’s body was pressed to your side. “If this is anything to go by.”
He withdrew his fingers, admiring the shiny coat of cum left on them.
“She doesn’t. You don’t know anything,” Her hands groped around blindly. “I was just letting you go first as a warm up.”
Karin flushed and then checked over her shoulder to see if anyone overheard her. She was drunk.
“You don’t even know what you’re doing.” “I do!”
She rubbed her fingers over your clit. You jumped, being already sensitive from the first time, and she wrapped her spare arm over you as if to steady you. She was not nearly as subtle. She could not hide her blushing face or stop herself from watching her fingers slide in and out. At this point, you could not have even thought to care. The waves of pleasure made you jolt every time she thrusted in you. She was harsh.
“You poor, poor thing.” Daan leaned in. “Miss Sauer is very mean, isn’t she?”
“Shut up,” She grunted. “I am not.”
“I wasn’t talking to you.”
Trying to stop yourself from moaning was sheer torture. Your legs shook. Every thrust of her fingers entered deeper than the last. Karin was breathing down your neck, shifting her thighs back and forth. Her own panties were undoubtedly soaking through the fabric. You could imagine how wet her pussy was underneath those layers, you could imagine licking it up and feel the taste on your tongue. You could feel Daan’s erection pressing into you, grinding slightly against your thigh.
You came again, quietly, with your hand over your mouth.
“See?” She grinned proudly and puffed out her chest. “She likes me better.”
“Oh no no no. You have no finesse. You can’t just ram them up there. It’s dull. You drool like a wild animal, too. This is delicate work. Not suited for hands like yours…”
You whimpered audibly as his hands pressed against you again. Karin did not pull her fingers out from inside of you.
You didn’t even get a chance to recover, before Daan continued to goad her. “Maybe you’re a virgin, miss Sauer? There’s no shame in it. If you watch me, maybe you could learn something.”
“I am not a virgin!!” She squawked. Her fingers curled inside of you, eliciting a jolt. A few heads turned your direction. Your head spun.
“Maybe if you knew anything about me, you wouldn’t make - hic - assumptions! And it’s still my turn,” She pouted. “I wasn’t done.”
“That’s no fair.” He frowned.
“You’re lucky I even let you sit with us, pretty boy! She’s mine!”
A finger, slender and pale, circled around your clit. He stroked it with the pad of his fingertip. Karin pressed against you again. Your walls stretched. You choked back a moan, your legs twitching involuntarily.
“Well I’m not moving. She’s just as much ‘mine’ as she is ‘yours.’ Isn’t that right?” Rub, rub.
Karin snorted. “I’m not moving either.”
“Then, I guess we’ll have to share.” He grinned mischeviously. “What a shame.”
Your heart pounded in your ears. You could hardly keep your bleary eyes open, but the threat of others knowing, and the soft jabber of voices behind you forced you to stay upright. If anyone had taken a closer look at that table that night, it would not take very long to notice how your body twitched and curled and shook, and your eyes fluttered and hips gyrated. The scent of sex, the stifled noises, and the intense huffing and breathing in your ears; your face beaded with sweat, brows furrowed. Then your head would lean back, one more time, and you would clamp your hand over your mouth for the final time and make a soft, sweet wail of pleasure under your breath, and their hands would withdraw.
Daan took a deep breath. “Pass me a cig, will you?”
A momentary silence. Karin rummaged through her bag (with her one clean hand) before producing a pack of camels.
(Modern au / any au where they’re given access to video game consoles really)
Abella: A hardcore nostalgia gamer. Only plays on PC (built it herself). Bethesda hater and still won’t let it go. Has a picture of Todd Howard in her desk drawer with his eyes cut out. Her favorite series is fallout and has a solid year worth of time spent on New Vegas alone. Well known in the TF2 community. Used to have a competitive record in Tetris, but lost her touch from spending too much time at work. Favorite games are factorio, subnautica and terraria.
August: Calls every console a ‘Nintendo’. Calls on Abella for help with his computer frequently. It’s still on windows 7. Favorite game is solitaire.
Daan: Wouldn’t call himself a ‘gamer’, but has a steam account which he opens once in a while. Prefers narrative based horror games or puzzle games. Never spends more than 7 dollars on a game. Favorite games are bioshock, disco elysium, signalis and pathologic.
Henryk: Likes to dip his toes into a little bit of everything, but never able to get into the gamer scene. Owns a perfectly good PS4 that sits neglected and unused. Likes to talk about the nostalgia of his favorite games when he was younger and how modern games aren’t as fun. He also just has no taste. Favorite games are detroit: become human, fallout 4, borderlands, until dawn, bully and minecraft (the type of guy who always wants to make a big group world, and then when it’s made he never uses it). Abella trashes his collection.
Karin: Runs every game on her shitty company work laptop. Likes roguelikes, or any game that has a satisfying ‘tactile’ feeling game loop. A big resident evil fan, but they make her computer ‘make weird noises’. Favorite games are: Ultrakill, pizza tower, project zomboid, and multiplayer games like phasmophobia and lethal company. Currently has an obsession with Balatro that has gotten her in trouble with her boss. Has been known to play Fortnite regularly. Note: she’s BAD.
Levi: Definitely prefers 3D horror games. Nothing actually scares him though. Favorite games are amnesia: the bunker, alien isolation and the forest. Fromsoft fan, favorite game was bloodborne. He owns a decent gaming laptop and a PS2 where he plays tony hawk pro skater. Also likes half life, silent hill and the shin megami tensei series.
Marcoh: He owns a crunchy ass Nintendo DSi where he plays some pokemon like, once in a blue moon. He already finished the game 7 years ago but will never delete the file. If you look into it you’ll see that his starter is like level 100 and everything else is level 8. Never learned how to play, probably never will. Not a gamer.
Marina: Marina is a visual novel supremacist who downloaded the entire Fate series off a shady backdoor website that probably did something horrible to her computer. She loves horror, but is also not opposed to lighter fantasy stuff. Doesn’t like games that have no story. Favorites are the WTC series (Umineko supremacist), tsukihime, melty blood and rance. General classic nerd stuff.
Olivia: She runs a custom steam deck with a really cute pastel purple layout. She’s pirated the sims with every single dlc + a disgusting amount of mods (including That mod 😏) and it took up so much space she had to put in a 2 TB sd card to hold it. She likes all kinds of games, but has a preference for games with heavy writing/plot. Favorite games are SOMA, Mouthwashing, Stay out of the house (Really any games by kittyhorrorshow, puppet combo or yames) and Who’s Lila. Similar taste to Daan, but likes her games more gory.
Osaa: Probably the worst gamer of all time. Even mobile games are confusing to him. Always complains that the screen is too bright, even at the darkest setting. All games bore him. Horror games are juvenile. Story games are predictable. Action games are a waste of time. Don’t bother.
…Favorite game: Papa’s Burgeria or Bloons Tower Defense.
Pav: Favorite game series is metal gear solid. Owns a PS3. Another ‘nostalgia gamer’ who won’t touch modern games. Likes the typical PlayStation stuff like GTA, Assassin’s Creed, and New Vegas. Yes, he’s the type of person to play COD. Doesn’t have time to play games much anymore due to work (thank god).
Samarie: The same kind of visual novels as Marina, but worse. Big into denpa horror. Yes, she plays eroge. Has no one to talk about her niche vns with. Favorite games are cross channel, saya no uta (of course), chaos head and gore screaming show. She also read homestuck (which is technically classified as a denpa on the visual novel database, so….)
Tanaka: The number 1 mobile gamer in the world. Clicks on every single weird ad he gets with no hesitation. Like a cocomelon baby. Top of the worldwide charts in candy crush for 3 weeks straight. Plays these apps in public with the sound on. No shame.
Fungers + an s/o who likes to (affectionately) bully them
Characters: Henryk, Karin, Levi, Daan, Marina
Henryk is someone who needs earnest conversations with people. He is naturally chatty, bright and curious, and also - with kindness in my heart when I say this, annoying. He’s the most likely to initiate teasing (thinking he’s being very suave), but he’s also really sensitive, so when you tease back he goes like “ha” with a fake smile and then it’s a whole thing. He’s not a suave guy. Don’t bully him. He’ll get sad.
Karin is definitely the kind of person who can dish it out but can’t take it. She has a fragile ego (lovingly) and she’s so quick to rile up that she never comes out on top in these encounters. She’s always been the kind of person who wears her heart on her sleeve; no matter how much she tries to toughen up, she falls in love easy. So it’s not really difficult to ruffle her feathers or fluster her. The fastest way is to tease her about her height. She likes the competition. She’s the kind of person who likes to play-fight, either with words or physically (beating the absolute shit out of you with pillows) she just doesn’t like that she’s usually the loser. So if you’re nice, you should let her win sometimes on purpose. (So she doesn’t strangle you next time).
Please do not bully Levi, he will just sit there and take it and make you feel like a total asshole. It’s like kicking a puppy. He’ll just roll over and lie there and everyone will think you’re a monster for the rest of your waking life.
Please do bully Daan! He likes it! He’s a good sport about it. Nothing really hurts his feelings, and he never goes too far to hurt yours. He missed having a back-and-forth conversation for so long. He’s a naturally intuitive man, he notices the crease of your eyes when you smile and every subtle movement of your body. Nothing will be lost on him, he can read you like a book, and he thinks it’s so cute. He could be mean to you, but he always lets you win, just because he thinks your smug expression is adorable. (Try to lay off on the comments about his pants please, he thinks they’re quite fetching.)
Marina will be the one who teases you, not the other way around. She’s nefarious about it too. She’ll have you questioning your own sanity. The moment you start teasing her - no matter how innocent or small of a joke it was - you’ve forfeited your dignity for the rest of your life. She has no rules. No boundaries. She will stop at nothing to make you squeal.
The first thing that you need to know is that he has no shame whatsoever. Even when he’s not in the mood, he’s still the kind of person who is constantly holding or touching you, even if it’s just holding your hand or running his fingers through your hair. And maybe giving it a little tug to hear you squeal.
If the mood strikes him in public he’ll treat it the exact same as if you two were at home, groping you casually as if it’s the most natural thing in the world. He does at the very least have the decency to pull you into an alleyway before tearing your clothes off. He’s not super romantic, but you can tell how much he adores you by how clingy he is.
I honestly don’t believe his preference is violent sex. Maybe a little rough, but just pounding you is boring…. He likes to keep you in suspense. If you’re doing missionary, he’ll leg lock you into place while holding you down and grinding into your walls painfully slow. When he gives oral, he purposefully slows down when you’re about to finish.
He’s kind of a blank slate. This is a hot take, but I don’t believe Pav has actually had a lot of sex. I don’t think he’s a virgin exactly, but his hypersexuality is a weapon that he uses as needed, sometimes even feeling like a chore. He’s definitely never had a long term partner before, and never had romantic sex. (He can hide his emotions well, but you can still see his eyes dilating when you say ‘I love you’)
How much of a blank slate is he? He has absolutely no preferences. You would think a guy like him would have a specific way he likes to do it, but no, all sex is good sex to him. He likes topping and bottoming the same. He likes giving oral and getting oral. Fucking you and being fucked. Does not care in the slightest.
I do think one of the few things he would actually suggest is bondage. Helplessness gets him turned on.
He’s super loud in bed. It’s possible he moans more than you do. Despite your best efforts, everyone within a mile radius will always know you were having sex because he never shuts up.
