Fungers + an s/o who likes to (affectionately) bully them
Characters: Henryk, Karin, Levi, Daan, Marina
Henryk is someone who needs earnest conversations with people. He is naturally chatty, bright and curious, and also - with kindness in my heart when I say this, annoying. He’s the most likely to initiate teasing (thinking he’s being very suave), but he’s also really sensitive, so when you tease back he goes like “ha” with a fake smile and then it’s a whole thing. He’s not a suave guy. Don’t bully him. He’ll get sad.
Karin is definitely the kind of person who can dish it out but can’t take it. She has a fragile ego (lovingly) and she’s so quick to rile up that she never comes out on top in these encounters. She’s always been the kind of person who wears her heart on her sleeve; no matter how much she tries to toughen up, she falls in love easy. So it’s not really difficult to ruffle her feathers or fluster her. The fastest way is to tease her about her height. She likes the competition. She’s the kind of person who likes to play-fight, either with words or physically (beating the absolute shit out of you with pillows) she just doesn’t like that she’s usually the loser. So if you’re nice, you should let her win sometimes on purpose. (So she doesn’t strangle you next time).
Please do not bully Levi, he will just sit there and take it and make you feel like a total asshole. It’s like kicking a puppy. He’ll just roll over and lie there and everyone will think you’re a monster for the rest of your waking life.
Please do bully Daan! He likes it! He’s a good sport about it. Nothing really hurts his feelings, and he never goes too far to hurt yours. He missed having a back-and-forth conversation for so long. He’s a naturally intuitive man, he notices the crease of your eyes when you smile and every subtle movement of your body. Nothing will be lost on him, he can read you like a book, and he thinks it’s so cute. He could be mean to you, but he always lets you win, just because he thinks your smug expression is adorable. (Try to lay off on the comments about his pants please, he thinks they’re quite fetching.)
Marina will be the one who teases you, not the other way around. She’s nefarious about it too. She’ll have you questioning your own sanity. The moment you start teasing her - no matter how innocent or small of a joke it was - you’ve forfeited your dignity for the rest of your life. She has no rules. No boundaries. She will stop at nothing to make you squeal.










