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pathetic creature

managers will be like damn you guys did so much work so fast! your shift doesn't end for another two hours! ...🤔... so if we fire one of you we'll save money on payroll but still get the labor we need...

orcboxer

managers will be like why does nobody try to impress us anymore

orcboxer

capitalists will be like having a profit-based economy creates more jobs and encourages hard work

segamascott

wyllravengards

A she-wolf who reigned the Amaranthine sea.

Quick Bela painting. pls reblog if you like it I spent all day painting this <3

charlesoberonn

Female Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beard

Remaining time: 3 days 23 hours

charlesoberonn

Child Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 3 days 23 hours

charlesoberonn

Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 3 days 23 hours

charlesoberonn

They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.

cheesefags

2-YEAR CHEDDAR

from GRAFTON VILLAGE

I usually try to review cheeses virginally - that is, ones that I’ve never had before. In this case, this is a cheddar I’ve had many times before. But I couldn’t leave it off the blog, what with its obvious appeal to leather and rubber fetishists.

As far as cheddars go, Grafton’s 2-year aged isn’t going to shock you. It’s mild, light on the salt, with a slightly sweet and grassy flavour. It’s got a nice texture. It’s dense, more moist than I expected, and smooth.

So what is the deal with the gummi suit on this cheese anyway? Well, cheese has obviously been around a lot longer than fridges. Fresh cheeses like mozzarella are too moist to last very long outside of a cold place (bacteria and fungi do so love damp places), though I don’t think anyone was too mad about eating that stuff quickly. But cheeses that have been aged (and dried) more have some more preservation options, which is where cheese wax comes in. The wax is a physical barrier, stopping fungal spores from landing, and also blocks moisture and air, making the cheese a pretty unfriendly place to grow. Even drier cheeses can be bandaged in cheesecloth and then slathered in lard to preserve them while allowing some ventilation.

I gotta admit: hot wax isn’t really my thing. But cheesecloth bondage and grease… it has potential.

dumbpuppyfag

this site used to be awesome

beemovieerotica

zipsunz

i'll grow up and get rid of the bad guys!

cartoon-fanaticism

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

wassuppeas

onion-souls

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

onion-souls

I made you a bibliography but I eated it :(

creatingblackcharacters

It's always hard reading about the violence committed to steal America, but the buffalo is always like... That's some inhuman shit. Everyone is burning in hell for that one. Wdym there were thirty to sixty MILLION buffalo in 1800, and by 1900 there were only 300 left. THREE HUNDRED. Do you know, can you fathom the amount of purposeful cruelty required to kill NINETY NINE PERCENT of a population of an animal, just to spite and murder the living Native people who existed and thrived with them? All this, for White Power and Entitlement?? Sickening.