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was reminded of this line recently & it cracked me up. rocky essentially saying "we HAVE no boundaries ❤" and grace waves his hand dismissively like Yeah yeahhhh

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Seeing people calling the baby Eridians “pebbles” is so funny to me because all I can imagine is Rocky and Grace talking about random things humans do when they are bored and grace mentions that he used to throw pebbles in rivers or kick them down the street as he walked and Rocky being horrified at his statement.

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I would love to hear more about Jupiter Ascending. I saw it once in the theater and not since and I'd love to give it more brain time, genuinely

Do you want to see Eddie Redmayne moving around like an angry giraffe while screeching all his lines like he has halfway to an angry orgasm while getting choked?

Do you want to see Channing Tatum on rocket skates coming into to save Mila Kunis from an abduction by different aliens?

Do you want to see Mila Kunis where beautiful dresses and nearly marry her space brother because she looks like their dead mom and there's a whole "DNA is the most prized money in the galaxy" thing going on.

Do you want to see Sean Bean be in charge of bees?

Do you want to see Mila Kunis also be in charge of bees?

Do you want to discover that Channing Tatum is spliced with dog DNA, leading Mila Kunis to make a pass by saying "I've always loved dogs?"

Do you want to watch a movie that throws new ideas at you so quickly you have no time to take any of it in but does slow down to do a long joke about paperwork in an intergalactic bureaucracy?

Jupiter Ascending is the "I have a boring life but am secretly a space princess" fan fic we all wrote at 14. Where Channing Tatum rescues you, then you rescue him, and you go back to Earth because you love your family but also now you have all the money in the universe and a hot dog-spliced boyfriend on rocket skates.

Is it good? That is not important. It is either exactly what you need in your life or the worst thing you have ever seen. There is no wrong answer. There is only one right answer. It's amazing.

beetleandfox

watching grace & rocky & adrian hang out inside the biodome must be the eridian equivalent of when you go to the aquarium and see the trainers chilling in the sea lion exhibit

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literallymechanical

"Reviewer 2 wants better citations" moodboard

probuccalfat

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

probuccalfat

personal agenda. Personal.

argentcochon

probuccalfat

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

the-immortal-restless

I think people forget that Stratt amnesticized Grace with the goal that Ilyukina and Yao would be there to help him, y’know NOT DIE, and then THEY DIED before he woke up.

So like she gets the recordings and realizes Yao and Ilyukina are dead before he wakes up so he’s got no pilot, no engineer, and no memories.

And then you also have to remember that the EXISTENCE of these recordings and the fact they were accompanied by the Taumoeba means that an amnesticized Grace somehow managed to save earth without a pilot or engineer and shoddy memory that only vaguely gives him enough to work with as he works.

Like what the fuck man.

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daisy-haze

i think part of what made supergirl so special is that the whole time watching i never felt like kara was sexualized or objectified at all, normally in women superhero movies theyre in skintight suits or have perfect makeup on or there's a fight scene that just so happens to lift up their skirt (and that did happen but she was wearing a skort because of course you would if you can FLY) but that just didnt happen. her hair is messed up basically the entire movie and even at the heroic full body shot at the end she's just floating over everyone, not saying some stupid "you just got beat up by a lady!" one liner or doing some unrealistic pose just to make a good screenshot. she was always just a person. and parts of the story definitely connect to her more because she is a woman but being a woman didnt get in the way of being a person (...kryptonian).

geeky-and-proud

ok i'm actually going a little insane over the parallel between when Grace and Stratt are on the deck, and Grace says "it must be hard, asking everyone to ... y'know", and Stratt answers "actually it isn't"

cut to when he's saying no to going on the ship, and she says "don't make this harder, please"

because this is the bit that is hard. asking her friend to go, knowing he's going to say no, but knowing your last memories are going to have to be forcing him onto the ship anyway.

crowindisguise

"youre not always nice but youre kind and youre not always perfect but youre good" is the perfect analysis of supergirl's character and its such a beautiful message for young women

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maykitz

can anyone tell me the watch order for every movie ever so i can understand all references and homages

caucasianbuttslut

@dionrevel PLEASE share the link.

dionrevel

Lol sure!!

For movies, here is the beginner's list:

Beginner's guide for getting in the loop.

And the more advanced list:

Advanced guide to getting in the loop. Supplementary to "Civilization Essentials." If a movie is on this list, then it has one of these: -Po

Not all these movies are necessarily good, but the ones that gave me small pop culture epiphanies. It made me realize that 30%-40% of the jokes from modern sitcoms are references/parodies- and these movies are their source material.

^^ This is also true for socializing. So many people I thought were naturally funny were just doing movie bits.

[I actually do have a job, I am just a big fan of lists and graphs and flow charts etc.]