Live, Laugh, and Laugh Harder

The best cure for a bad day is a bucket of laughs, and there is nothing I find more rewarding than being the one to fill that bucket

[lefting-leftaroo-ninja]

If you have any interest in just GIVING ME $10k so I can pay off some of my debt, you know where to find me, thanks

[stlamb]

i'm seeing a lot of new ppl join tumblr who aren't making any spontaneous semi pathetic, oversharing personal textposts whatsoever and i just want to say you're doing it all wrong... this is not like instagram like meant to be some shiny highlight reel used to make u look good its supposed to be an incriminatingly revealing dark intimate look into your life & inner psyche while simultaneously no one knows who u are or gives a fuck... anyway hope this helps some of u get on the right track

[gumclones]

this deserves to be a longer and more effortful post but the thing about the candy people is… they aren’t actually dumb! Betsy Poundcake was able to self-study anatomy and medicine, Cherry Cream Soda is a lawyer, Root Beer Guy’s coworkers and boss all feel very much like people you’d encounter in real life, and so on. there’s of course a level of goofiness that candy people as a whole exhibit, but I think that this can be better explained with:

the world of Adventure Time is very cartoony already! characters who demonstrate themselves to be clever and intelligent are also quite silly. we see this with Bubblegum herself, as well as with Simon and Betty.

the candy people live under a framework that encourages silliness. (again, if I had more energy I’d go into more detail, and I probably will! later, though)

in particular, I think that candy people can be quite charmingly opportunistic! the James clones’ realization that by faking their deaths they could gain more friends and also earn medals for bravery is the first thing that comes to mind here.

in general I think the candy people show that people’s potential can be shaped, for better or for worse, by their environment and how they are treated, and that they aren’t stuck a certain way just from how they were made.

[transgirl-link]

Somebody has learned I was keeping the paper towels on top of the fridge and then taught herself to jump on top of my cabinets so my paper towels are no longer safe

[transgirl-link]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[ampervadasz]

[talizoraa]

[frenzyarts]

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

[give-grian-rights]

-Mary Toft, 1726

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

Hold on I need to look something up

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

What

[give-grian-rights]

yeah. sorry

[silverfox66]

I adore this recent trend (if that's the right word) of letting an orchestra play classical music on a festival. It's magical to see thousands of festival-goers going absolutely wild on Beethoven. Mosh/circlepits, crowd surfing. It's wonderful to see the orchestra and the audience having the time of their lives.

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

They have to keep it on easy going Beethoven like Ode to Joy here to ensure a more docile response. They cant play In the Hall of the Mountain King cause they were already burning down venues when Grieg dropped that one back in 1875, today there would be a radioactive crater.

[pangaeastarseed]

RITE👏OF👏SPRING! RITE👏OF👏SPRING! RITE👏OF👏SPRING! RITE👏OF👏SPRING! RITE👏OF👏SPRING! RITE👏OF👏SPRING!

[elisamaza]

fuuuuuuuuck

[re-bee-key]

DO NOT SUPPORT AI

They will not stop unless we refuse to give them money. Do not support ai. Only human made art!

[justasillynerd]

Ok, say you don't care about artists jobs. You suck, but I get some people truly don't care.

Here's why you should still boycott.

Game companies are spending less money and giving you an inferior product *and not charging less*

They are not paying aritsts anynore, but they are pocketing the saving and not reducing the cost to consumers.

So if you don't want to b boycott over artists being screwed, boycott over you being screwed.

[prole-log]

[void-milf]

fyi the point of fucking up your data patterns isnt to avoid suspicion. it’s to make EVERYONE suspicious. same logic as the bloc, pals.  protect your comrades, be suspicious. ESPECIALLY if you aren’t doing anything likely to get you arrested.

[void-milf]

the state is less omniscient and significantly more incompetent than you’d think. overextend their resources at every possible opportunity.  make them cry wolf repeatedly. run their data analysis agents fucking ragged.  and strike. attack.

[37womenwieldingknives]

YES i’m a postgrad statistics researcher and i can tell you that the state honestly has NO IDEA what to do with the data it collects, it has an obsession with big data but it’s almost impossible to work with in practice. the traditional statistical approaches that are used can’t be scaled up, the adapted approaches are substantially weakened, and the machine learning approaches have the same problems and often tell them nothing. data scientists are only just coming around to these issues too, most still just push on with it anyway - incompetence is the word. above all this though, like you say, the biggest issue for the state is at the point of data collection. they will NEVER get anything useful if they’re collecting shitty messy data. they will eventually figure out that the real solution is working how to collect accurate and meaningful data, we should make it as difficult as possible for them to do that

[afraidofamericans]

This makes me think that we need WAAAY more apps that generate junk data

[queeranarchism]

Apps that generate junk data? tell me moooore.

[anarchopuppy]

Ooh I know this one!

Ad Nauseum is an adblocker that stores the ads it blocks and continuously generates fake clicks, fucking with analytics and costing the ad companies money

TrackMeNot automatically does randomly generated searches on a variety of search engines to obscure your real searches and fuck with analytics, and you can set it up to work with anything that has a search bar (including facebook, twitter, amazon, youtube, etc)

WhatCampaign replaces analytics parameters in links with the string “FuckOff”. I thought there was a similar extension that used random strings, but I can’t seem to find it

Privacy Possum is a fork of Privacy Badger with a focus on costing tracking companies as much money as possible, and idk if my limited tech knowledge is enough to understand what it does but the description does say it falsifies some data so that’s good enough for me

@afraidofamericans

[mayflower-gal]

Boy it SURE would be a SHAME if this were SPREAD AROUND for everyone TO SEE

[3liza]

infosec people disagree about whether or not you can intentionally overcome the massive data footprint you leave every day in the grid but the important part is that it’s free, fun and funny to try. so why not

[imposterogers]

just bc it could work doesn’t mean it should have to. when disney bought fox, they knew what they were getting. deadpool is a franchise with two r rated predecessors and disney trying to keep their family friendly image while owning it is a big example of “maybe you shouldn’t have bought it”. not to mention the fact that we already would have had deadpool 3 bc 21st century (as a smaller movie house) considered it a priority. for disney, it’s just another notch on the bed post

[imposterogers]

ok while I’m here (and by no circumstance am I saying xmcu deadpool was perfect nor was 21st century) BUT

-deadpool flirted with men and women on screen

-negasonic teenage warhead (main character in both films) was a canon lesbian with a girlfriend

-a maori teen was cast as a villain that was white in the comics then given a redemption arc/mentioned the emotional trauma of the foster system

-deadpool shot a p*dophile

-josh brolin had a lil crush on ryan reynolds and I know in my heart 100% would have kissed him on camera

-domino was a superhero with vitiligo

if disney won’t even honor the precedent set by TWO r rated films prior to #3 well.........I don’t think that’s a good sign

[still-waiting-for-cap3]

If it helps, Ryan Reynolds is just as pissed as we are and the pg-13 Disney approved version probably would have been filmed by now if it weren't for him raising absolute hell and refusing to cooperate.

Keep on delaying the movie, king. We'll wait.

[imposterogers]

if disney doesn’t allow deadpool 3 to be rated r, ryan reynolds should drop out and start a new independent project called “not alive pool”. idk it seems like what not alive pool would want rather than be suffocated by the corporate mouse

[outofcontextdiscord]

[totallynotreimuhakurei]

Upper Paleolithic hunter-gatherers around 50,000 years ago

[theconcealedweapon]

Some people can lift 200 pounds. But if they carried it everywhere they went for an entire day without ever putting it down, they’d severely tear their muscles and cause permanent damage to their body.

Some people can enter a 140° car in the summer to get something out of the car. But if they stayed in the car, they’d die from the heat.

Some people can hold their breath underwater for 30 seconds. But if they tried to go scuba diving without the necessary gear, they’d drown.

Clearly, someone doing something for a short period of time does not automatically mean that they can do it indefinitely with no problem.

So why do people assume that if someone can walk for a few seconds, they don’t need a wheelchair?

[chronicallyinvisible]

Clearly, someone doing something for a short period of time does not automatically mean that they can do it indefinitely with no problem.

[zerostatereflex]

[beefstrugglenoff]

bare essentals

[theproblematicblogger]

He’s a minamilist

[funnelcloudd]

Where’s all his inside stuff

[glutenfree-himbo]

Didn’t need it

[ughimtrying]

his organs didnt spark joy

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if your organs don’t spark joy

[boldlyspeedydreamerreturns]

This is the kind of absolute nonsense that somehow keeps Tumblr alive.

[drtief]

Happy International Asexuality Day - respect all aces or else 🖤🤍💜

[bluestem-archive]

no, you don’t need a cockatoo or a serval. you need to learn why some animals weren’t domesticated and look into animals that will actually thrive in the average human home instead of spending thousands of dollars on an animal that physically cannot thrive in your home.

[bluestem-archive]

y’all will really throw this stupid slogan at anything, huh? you cannot ethically own a wild animal unsuited to captivity no matter how you obtain it that’s the point of the fucking post

[bluestem-archive]

you shouldn’t feed wildlife either i swear every weirdly militant vegan on this website has no more than 3 braincells

[a-pinata-named-desire]