Legacy

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[legacyarsenal]

Goodness, ‘breathers’ is a new one on me, thats a colloquialism for the books

[legacyarsenal]

bardion:

What fun is performing for a crowd when everyone knows your identity? That and there are quite a few who do not trust or like my kind.

So, what of yourself? Doing anything fun, lately?

I’m not certain what you mean chum, what kind is that? Although sympathies are extended, there are any number who would shun me for my wings

Ha, just taking a couple of days off before I have to start working on lessons.

[cyberneticlagomorph]

legacyarsenal: 

oh goodness, you have unicorns? Thats splendid

ye! they’re cute and keep trying to mlem me

[legacyarsenal]

absolutely adorable! I'll lay a wager they're different from my timeline, but they sound lovely.

[sinfulglambot-deactivated202007]

I think I look most handsome like this tbh.

[cyberneticlagomorph]

Its been several hours and I have yet to be bitten by one of these unicorns

[legacyarsenal]

oh goodness, you have unicorns? Thats splendid

[legacyarsenal]

bardion:

I am well! I’ve hit up quite a few taverns this night, partially disguised, of course. Made quite a bit of money doing so.

Decades fly by, but people will always fill my tip jar.

I cant say I know why you’re disguised but jolly good chum! I’m glad you’ve made some money and had good fortunes!

[taylortut]

y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

[taylortut]

i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”

so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)

anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”

and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything 

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

You pleased a mad fae trickster

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re a mystic who runs a shop full of mysterious artifacts and potions and you’re sick of uninformed middle-aged suburban moms asking for energy crystals and herbal weight-loss mixtures while throwing around made-up terms.

[feynites]

When a middle-aged woman rolled into my shop and told me she was looking for ichor, I didn’t think much of it at first.

You get all kinds in a shop like mine, and doubly so when you put up the right signs on your door. The signs that let certain kinds of people know they’re welcome, not just the collectors or the curious or the new age mystics, looking for this root or that crystal or wanting to gawk at a jar of old bones, but the less innocuous individuals as well.  The kind who mean business when they come looking for their… less run-of-the-mill specialities.

Keep reading

[legacyarsenal]

undeathmetal:

Um…I don’t know your year system, so I’m not sure. We have computers and cars and touch screen phones if that tells you anything

Quite alright old boy, and that does it! Right about around where we are then :B

[legacyarsenal]

undeathmetal:

Oh, yes, definitely. It’s amazing how modern medicine can treat things magic can’t…

darn tootin :B how modern is modern for you?

[legacyarsenal]

undeathmetal:

I’m glad, too… I’d hate for him to have permanent damage over basically nothing

I lost the feeling in the fingers of my off hand to a bit of nonsense myself, but you can barely tell now! :B physical therepy is a gosh darned wonder of the modern age

[undeathmetal-a]

@legacyarsenal He should be fine… I’m applying some magical healing, and vampires are resilient creatures to boot.

[legacyarsenal]

hands are such gosh danged fucking delicate things, sometimes magical healing doesnt do the trick, I'm glad to hear he'll likely be fine! Top notch news

[cyberneticlagomorph]

legacyarsenal:

What do you see, chum?

bioluminescent fungi and flowers bathed in plenty of moonlight, more stars than i have ever seen in my life arranged in constellations i cannot name

[legacyarsenal]

it sounds positively splenderific, I envy you the view of it my friend

[cyberneticlagomorph]

wonderland is beautiful at night

[legacyarsenal]

What do you see, chum?

[legacyarsenal]

bardion:

Hello, hello, hello! It’s a pleasure to meet you! How are you doing upon this fine afternoon?

Absolutely splendid! I’ve holed up in a tea house and theres some rousing conversation going on on my dash if you’ll pardon the pun

 How might you be fairing chum?

[legacyarsenal]

undeathmetal:

I wouldn’t actually do it… Unless a god were okay with it or encouraging it, of course.

You’re quite a bit braver than I am! Think about the sheer amount of power that could be raised that way the idea of it is stggering in its scope, and a bit heretical, but who could say no to a god? mary certainly didnt 

[legacyarsenal]

bardion started following you

greetings and salutations!