land of the hyper-fixations

23 years of complete stupidity

[cosettefauchelevente]

🥀🍂🍁 easy autumn recipes 🍁🍂🥀

beverages

butterbeer

caramel apple hocus latte

chai, cider and caramel fall drink

dates hot chocolate

deluxe hot chocolate with marshmallows

homemade hot chocolate

hot apple pie punch

lemon and ginger tea

moroccan style white hot chocolate

mulled apple juice

mulled tea

pumpkin juice

pumpkin nutella hot chocolate

pumpkin spice latte

desserts

apple and cinnamon loaf cake

apple crumble cake

apple hand pies

apple and honey challah

apple pancakes

apple turnovers

autumn cheesecake

butterbeer cupcakes

caramel apple bars

carrot cake balls

carrot and sultana cake with creamy orange frosting

chewy oat cookies

chocolate pistachio fudge

cinnamon roll pancakes

date and walnut cake

honey cake

maple sugar pie

mini apple and almond cakes

mushroom meringues

patterned pumpkin swiss roll

perfect apple pie

pryaniki

pumpkin spice cupcakes

pumpkin spice muffins with cream cheese filling

pumpkin spice scones

soft pumpkin cookies with cream cheese frosting

toffee apple muffins

vanilla and nutmeg baked rice pudding

dinners

aubergine and mozzarella bake

beef cheek and butternut squash broth in sourdough bread bowls

butternut squash curry with cauliflower rice

chicken, leek, and mushroom pies

coddle with pearl barley

irish stew

kiki's delivery service fish pie

lamb casserole with aubergine

leg of lamb m'hammar

mushroom omelette

one pot creamy mushroom pasta

pumpkin risotto

sausage and bean casserole

sicilian pasta with tomatoes, garlic, and almonds

spicy root and lentil casserole

stuffed eggplants

vegetable pizza

veggie pot pie

dips, preserves and sauces

apple and blackberry jam

apple sauce

aubergine hummus

bessara

blueberry butter

country apple sauce

date jam

jumbo chilli sauce

plum jam

soups

borlotti bean, tomato, and spinach soup

chicken and barley stew

chicken and brown rice soup

chicken soup

chicken wild rice soup

curried carrot soup

garlic broth

good vegetable soup

harira

hearty irish veg soup

hearty white bean soup

lentil, chickpea, and paprika soup

minestrone in minutes

pumpkin soup

potato leek soup

speedy seafood supper

stuffed pepper soup

sweet potato soup

starters, sides, etc

butternut squash, sage, and crème fraîche mash

champ

chinese dumplings with mushrooms and butternut squash

creole aubergines

colcannon

mhencha with spicy ground beef (you can get the kiri cheese from any middle-eastern run supermarket).

moroccan potato salad

mushroom hand pies

polish mushroom pasties

sweet potato wedges

tuna and beans

vegetable cigars

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[energyprison]

the way i feel about retirement is similar to how suicidal teenagers feel about getting to 25

[lettuce-tv]

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"back on my bullshit" in reference to recurring hyperinterests dating back to middle school and beyond

[enyafans4communism]

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

[deathonthebeach]

An imagined version of yourself living happily in an alternate universe is a kind of dead wife

[anguishmacgyver]

ah yes. the classic "I can't sleep because it will be tomorrow in an instant and tomorrow requires things of me and I Simply Do Not Vibe With That". so I'll go through said tomorrow on 2 hours of sleep. very smart and once again no lessons will be learned

[loveridden1999]

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

[loveridden1999]

remember remember

[berrylvr]

not feeling your best?

very gentle yoga

you feel like shit (a self care guide)

disability accessible recipes

tips for baking with brain fog

stretches made more physically accessible

adjust your posture

the nine delights

different ways to rest

in-depth self care assessment

what to do when you've had a bad day

gentle ways to get back on track

how to feel your feelings

emotions & actions

[mummer]

it’s crazy how when you’re 11 you think wow nationalism is the root of all evil and war is despicable and religion is the opiate of the masses and misogyny is everywhere and climate change is our most dire threat. and you start to grow up and you think well surely it will become more nuanced to me, surely there must be a reason adults arent breaking down wailing in the streets due to the cruelty of this world. and then you become an adult and you think wow nationalism is the root of all evil and war is despicable and religion is the opiate of the masses and misogyny is everywhere and climate change is our most dire threat

[moonlitmartyr]

I hate ruminating on what could have been. Out here thinking "if only I locked in when I was 13" are we serious

[anthropoetics]

sorry can't hang out today.. the impending doom

[moveslikekeithrichards]

they need to invent a digestive system that behaves predictably and correctly

[anxeious]

[pomaril]

its pretty simple all you need is a fuckbuddy a better job a good therapist welbutrin clothes made from high quality natural fibers a good diet lots of water a social network a supportive family a fulfilling hobby a comfortable bed two hundred dollar leather shoes sun exposure (but not too much) a silk pillowcase a workout routine an education rich parents a 401k a trip abroad a plan for the future a short commute no debt a hair stylist you trust white teeth no roommates wool socks a costco membership good insurance a screentime limiter clear skin a healthy sleep schedule and a blunt!

[romanceyourdemons]

horror concept: you are a woman and you are getting married