pity me not

dani | they/them | ace 2L

[legallyhaunted]

you know you’re a law student when “logrolling” becomes a normal part of your vocabulary, to the point where you give other law students flashbacks to legislation

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[terpsikeraunos]

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

[aphilologicalbatman-deactivated]

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

[legallyhaunted]

i’ve been avoiding school this week because a) grief hit me like a fucking train this week, and b) consequently i’ve been more depressed than usual (and i forgot to take my meds for a few days, whoops).

but i had a group meeting tonight and i gotta say now i’m fucking psyched for the semester. i just *clenches fists* love my friends so much, they’re all so supportive and lovely. 

i hope everyone can get them a squad like this. 

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Wow

[favoritelatina]

Triggered

[schmergo]

What up, my name’s Hamlet, I’m 19, and I never f***ing learned to be 

[ellomello42]

Hamlet was 30

[schmergo]

He was 19 when he made the vine 

[mukuharakazui]

[snoozu]

fuck the zodiac tell me which sin rules your personality

[4444555666777888999]

Um no offense but why doesn’t anyone memorize passages from books and then recite them aloud for everyone at parties anymore.

[mynameismeowmeow]

We memorize vines, the office, and John mulaney segments instead, war has changes but humanity has not

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[thesquireofcheddar]

Comparison is the thief of joy.

C. S. Lewis probably (via skeleton-richard)

[belovedhestia]

Everything is sexier when done in a Victorian suit or dress.

Example: 

coming home drunk and messy? Unsexy

coming home drunk and messy with your cravat askew and your hair slipping out of its painstaking parting? Sexy 

[angelwarm]

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

[angelwarm]

today is the day

[joshpeck]

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

[pumpkinylink]

The cherry pie worked for me and here’s to hoping it’ll work for you too

[cranquis]

TSK: How to end up getting stitches in my Urgent Care, in 8 easy steps (with 1 plot twist!)

Do yardwork in jeans on a hot day

Decide to cool off by cutting your jeans into shorts with a pocket knife

Do not remove the jeans first

Inflict the tiniest scratch ever across your thigh

As you feel the sting of pain, realize that you’re doing something stupid and jerk your hand away, congratulating yourself on avoiding a really bad outcome and

PLOT TWIST: STAB YOURSELF IN THE FOREARM DEEP ENOUGH TO LACERATE A VEIN

See blood gush from the narrow (but hella deep) wound in your arm and feel all vaso-vagal clammy

Faint into the shrubbery

[simonbitdiddle]

This is why you don’t go outside! 

Going outside gives you ideas about doing yard work or going into places where strangers are!

Did you know that strangers usually have a full set of teeth!? It’s true, there’s been studies!

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