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[earthdad]

i scream you scream we all

repress memories of our childhood

[hoskky]

Been thinking about moonshadow elves wedding customs; moon iconography, including red outfits after the red moon? The equivalent of wedding rings being jewelry at the base of the horns? They’re placed as each partner salutes the other before the ritual dancing starts. The dancing follows the circling patterns that we’ve seen in the series so far except there’s way more shoulder touching. It ends with ritual vows along the lines of “Together, shining brightest” (maybe spoken in draconic?).

[dragonprinceofficial]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH 

[lvrboy-mlm]

i want to go on a road trip with a boy and play our favorite songs and stop at shitty diners and drive too fast and sleep in our backseat with our legs tangled together and my head on his chest

[tender-mlm]

Smash that mf reblog button if you love stupid men. Just outright himbos. Absolute doofus’ with no brain!!!!

(Mlm/nblm only)

[april]

one time a cold caller tried to open with “we are calling about your recent car accident” and i asked him what a car was and he hung up

[odysseyeight]

Today feels like a good day to wander into a forest for 30 years only to come back with antlers, a thousand yard stare and the ability to speak to the earth.

[bekkathyst]

BEKKATHYST WINTER 2019/2020 GIVEAWAY

~This giveaway is in no way affiliated with Tumblr.~

Please read thoroughly before entering!

Hello lovely Tumblr folk! It’s that time again- I have a giveaway for you all. But this time our giveaway is far grander and more magical than any we've had before! We've fallen on some tough times lately, and we could use all the support we can get right now. I'm hoping that throwing this big bundle of love out into the universe will bring back some good things to us 💜😘

We have both an online store and a physical location that could use your support!

My business is just a small, family run establishment that I started here on tumblr in 2013. I've been lucky enough to grow to the point where my husband and I opened a brick and mortar store and I've been able to employ my mother and sister as well! I've been supporting my mom and younger siblings since 2016 💜 I've always put compassion and ethics above all else in my business!

What the winner receives:

This absolutely massive top quality amethyst cluster display piece from Uruguay. It weighs OVER 20 LBS and sits on a custom made metal stand. It measures about 15" tall (over 1 foot!)

This piece has a retail value of about $1,300 - this is by far the most valuable giveaway we've ever done!

Rules:

You must be 16 or older. (If under 18 you MUST have parent’s permission)

You don’t have to live in the US to join!

Shipping is entirely free, I will cover it. But if you live outside the US and for whatever reasons your country wants to charge you import tax, you are responsible for it. If it gets sent back to me, you will need to pay shipping to have it sent again.

You must be following me, so you can get updates if anything about the giveaway changes.

Please check out our online shop!

DO NOT tag this post as giveaway. That will risk the notes getting messed up, and this will be ruined for everyone.

Reblog this post to enter. Likes count, too. No giveaway or spam blogs. If you reblog on a side blog, let me know in the tags what the name of your blog is that you’re following me with.

Please don’t spam people with reblogs- limit 2 reblogs per blog per day.  

At the end, each entry will be assigned a number and the winner will be chosen by a random number generator.

The giveaway ends Friday, January 31st, 2020 at 6 pm Pacific time.

The winner will be messaged and must respond with their full name and address within 24 hours, or a new winner will be chosen.

Please respect me and my rules, and have fun!

[clonerightsagenda]

Further tales from my brother’s DnD adventures: one of his friends had a character that was two gnomes in a trench coat. Even the DM didn’t know (despite the player’s comment that his character had abnormally short arms, and his penchant for asking WHERE enemies had landed a hit) until one of them died.

[theauspolchronicles]

I just heard some spoilers for 2020. It’s going to be dope and you’re going to do great things.

[tiktoks-we-like]

[bitch-a-la-mode]

She’s trying so hard not to laugh 😭

[younotme4]

1. Yellow hijab as blonde hair

2. No voice but you hear it

3. The handle struggle

4. Hijab & Shoulders

[todaysbird]

today’s bird: this Taiwan blue magpie

[mind-if-i-scream]

I’m sorry, I just love how you’re pointing at him and he’s looking at you like he wants to fight

[coochiefart]

Why’s he wearing jeans

[bumbledott]

Jeathers

[three-dogs-in-a-trenchcoat]

2020 will be a good year

Cause it's two natural 20s and that means whatever you'll do, you'll do with success

[charmandhex]

Go forth and roll with advantage.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

CRITICAL ROLL YEAR

[chann-bee]

My love for this manga got reignited in summer. The origin reveal a few months back was *exactly* what I wanted it to be after all these years 🐛

[mizar113]

Hitchin a ride

[pukicho]

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

[luteyandthemermaid]

i beg to differ 

[pukicho]

Then Beg

[flagellant]

i understand the inherent sexiness of putting yourself into mortal danger but please stop prancing into faerie rings and offering your true name to any passing pixie who happens to be there in hopes of escaping the cruel grip of capitalism

[probablytieflingrpgideas]

[doktorgirlfriend]

Venom’s talk about being considered a loser on his planet, his quick fondness for Eddie, his pleasant surprise when Eddie first called them “we,” and his sudden switching of sides all lead me to conclude that like in the comics, movie!Venom is a big romantic sap that wanted a fairytale symbiosis with a perfect host and all the other reind- Klyntar can’t even deal with his nonsense.

No wonder Riot was so keen on finding him and getting him back on Plan Let’s Get Ready to Invade These Assholes. It’d been six months since he’d seen Venom, and he just knows that without supervision that fucking jackass has gone and fallen in love with the first son of a bitch that didn’t die on him and talked to him halfway decently and now he’s not gonna want to conquer the planet.

And sure enough, he’s not even surprised when Venom turns up all traitorous and married. He gives him one, fleeting chance to get in the fucking rocket, you lunatic, and then he’s just gonna fucking eat him. He’s tired of this, Venom. Absolutely done with this shit.

[doktorgirlfriend]

Riot: GODDAMMIT, VENOM, YOU ALWAYS DO THIS. LOOK AT HIM. YOUR TASTE IS GETTING WORSE.

Venom: HE GAVE ME TATER TOTS AND CALLED US “WE” AND “BUDDY.” WE KISSED IN THE FOREST UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WE WILL HAVE SEVEN CHILDREN.

Riot: VENOM, DROP THAT THING RIGHT NOW, I WON’T TELL YOU AGAIN.  HE SMELLS LIKE SWEAT AND FAILURE.

Venom: HE HAS A MOTORCYCLE.