Hi

Off to go build my own Tumblr. With blackjack! And hookers!🤖🍾 26, they pls

[butt-berry]

Do you think they freak out in the wild when a shiny pokemon shows up

[parkerposey]

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

[parkerposey]

He’s literally just telling it like it is

[thicque]

one of my coworkers was raised by 2 lesbian moms

and those two moms eventually broke up while still sharing custody of her

and eventually both moms found new partners who also helped with parenting so she technically had 4 moms at one point

and i've known this for a while and it has meant nothing to me, but recently she dyed/bleached her hair a platinum blonde and ever since then i've been greeting her in the morning with a cordial "heyyy what's goin on?"

but what she doesn't know is that i've been doing this because i can't look at her now without thinking of the phrase 4 Mom Blonde

[lakemojave]

Happy Pride Month everyone! Remember 4 months ago when the CEO of this platform harassed and chased a trans woman off this website just for posting her transition timeline, then chased her to other social media platforms to continue harassing her, and threatened to call the FBI if she continued disputing the multiple dubious terminations of her blogs that did not violate tumblr's terms of service in any way? And despite tumblr staff insisting that the CEO was acting against their interests, the broad transmisogyny evident in the site's culture and moderation policy has still not been adequately addressed?

[lakemojave]

Remember that staff is continuing to nuke the blogs of trans women even after all of this. Remember this post when they call this site the queerest place on the internet again this month

[lakemojave]

It's 2 years later. It's gotten worse. Happy pride month.

[whiteshakira]

1 time i watched this youtube video called "every time a person of color has had a line in the harry potter movies" & it was only like 10 minutes long but also the "person of color" with by far the most lines was this shrunken head with a jamaican accent

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Ryland Grace: So we had to figure out why the stars were going out, so this kinda scary lady said I had to live on a boat against my will-

Simon Iron Lung *nodding*: With the blood ocean and the weird fish, yeah. We’ve all been there.

[luna-umber]

New headcanon just dropped.

In Eridanese, repeating a word is considered rude.

Every time Rocky says “amaze, amaze, amaze!” The closest actually English translation is: “That’s fucking awesome!!!!”

Or “bad, bad, bad.” Would be “this/that fucking sucks”

And Grace shows up 75% dead and linguists are all so excited to get a chance to speak with The Alien™️

Grace, determined to be a good role model and represent his race in a flattering light: “What the fuck is up my dudes?”

[shrugsinchinese]

Rocky and Adrian sleeping dynamics before and during the astrophage mission

Sometimes being soulmates just means ugly crying because you miss your beloved very much. Despite the relativity Rocky and Adrian somehow built their models at the exact same time

[macabro]

This is literally just the plot of camp rock.

[brucebocchi]

[cringe-writing-overlord]

big day for the unemployed

[geckked]

i hope you guys are enjoying pokemon champions as much as i am

[kingworm]

[cheseownya]

pm dump

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[death-420]

you are grounded, for til cock

FOR TIL COCK????????

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

[nukaposting]

[tpwrtrmnky]

Analyzing the politics of a work that's meant to be apolitical is actually a really interesting exercise because it asks you to critically examine what the creator considers to be "political" in the first place. Which ideas are just How Things Are, and which ones are Political, and how is that influenced by the creator's beliefs?

[takashi0]

Usually this just ends up with you looking like a moron btw

[tpwrtrmnky]

Angrily lashing out at the suggestion that it's possible to do basic media analysis was foundational to the ragebait ecosystem of the 2010s, from which we got basically the entire culture of modern far right politics, btw.

[iteh3xael]

I genuinely believe myself and others are being so sincere and literal when we say TOUCH GRASS

[tpwrtrmnky]

I went outside and got an education, that's where I learned that you can obtain knowledge and insight through analytical methods, then noticed that some people who sit on the internet yelling at strangers get really mad about that constantly.

[pensivegladiola]

Don’t make me point to the Omar Sakar poem