Hakuna Matitties

My incorrect quotes side blog. Submissions are currently open!

[legitlionkingquotes]

Simba: Uncle Scar is perfectly qualified to be my babysitter. Hey, Uncle Scar! Can I play with the chainsaw?

Scar: Of course! But try not to lose a paw, it's messy!

[legitlionkingquotes]

Simba: You come to me, in my place of business, quoting ITALIAN BRAINROT!?!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?

Bunga: Bombardino Crocodilo. Wow. Boom.

Simba: GET OUT!!!

[legitlionkingquotes]

Kion: Happy Chrithmus.

Beshte: It's Chrisman.

Ono: Merry Crisis.

Bunga: Merry Chrysler.

[legitlionkingquotes]

(*after Vitani and Nuka set the savanna on fire*)

Vitani, carrying a watering can: Alright, alright, I'm helping. I'll clean up my mess.

Vitani: (*starts watering a flower*) See? I'm helping!

(*the flower bursts into flames*)

Vitani: Oh, that was gasoline. My bad.

[legitlionkingquotes]

Nuka: You know, my mother always told me, "Nuka, honey boy, definitely always talk to strangers!" Except it wasn't really like that. It was more like this:

Zira's voice: "LEAVE ME ALONE, BOY! Talk to anyone, literally ANYONE other than me! I don't care if it's some stranger as long as you're out of my hair so I can train Kovu to kill Simba! ARE YOU STILL HERE?! GOOOO!!!"

Nuka: She sure was a mom.

[legitlionkingquotes]

Janja: I'M UP HERE AND YOU'RE DOWN THERE!

Cheezi: Well, now im up here!

Janja: BUT IM STILL TALLER!

Cheezi: ...

Janja: SIT BACK DOWN!

Cheezi: OKAY.

Janja: YOU'RE DOWN THERE!

Cheezi: I KNOWWWWWW.

Janja: I'M ABOVE YOU!

Cheezi: STOP ITTTT.

Janja: I'M STANDING!

Cheezi: I WISH I WAS STANDINGGGG.

Janja: Yeah, you do!

[raine-art-blog]

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[raine-art-blog]

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[raine-of-auroria]

Please boost if you can, currently have less than $100 in my bank account until my next payday and I need way more than that rn

[legitlionkingquotes]

Heads up: I'm going to be deleting all the quotes that were originally submitted by @/sukalaap. I no longer wish to associate with her due to...reasons.

[legitlionkingquotes]

Zira: I lost my dear king, Scar.

Scar's spirit in the volcano: Quit telling everyone I'm dead!

Zira: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice.

[legitlionkingquotes]

Shabaha and Kiara: (*both growling*)

Shabaha: Ha! Look at you! Not so sweet all the time, are ya? You're so angry.

Kiara: I... I do no harm but take no garbage is all!

Shabaha: Aaaaadmit it! You wanna go crazy. YOU WANNA GO ABSOLUTELY FERAL!

Kiara: (*grumbles*)

Shabaha: C'moooon.

Kiara: (*lightly taps Shabaha on the muzzle*) You happy?

Shabaha: It's a start.

[legitlionkingquotes]

Kiara: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Kovu: It was me...

Kiara: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

[miss-barker]

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[legitlionkingquotes]

Simba: Zira, you're a sick, twisted, evil lion!

Zira: I try.

[legitlionkingquotes]

Kiara: So what "special skills" should i add?

Tiifu: Martial arts.

Zuri: Gymnastics

Kion: Flirtatious hair flipping.

Kiara: Okay, i DO NOT flip my hair flirtatiously!

Kion: Oh, really? This dosen't look familiar? (imitates Kiara) Why hello, boys! My name's Kiara! Buy me some licorice and i'll give you a kiss!

Kiara: I talk NOTHING like that!

[legitlionkingquotes]

Janja: Kion! Are you done with your little sabotage game?

Kion: (*imitates Janja*) Done with what little sabotage game?

[legitlionkingquotes]

No offense, you know that you're my best friend and i love you, but let's face it. You're a nightmare

- Kion to Bunga

[legitlionkingquotes]

I'm not going to stand here and lisen to you acuse me of things i clearly did.

Janja